ROFL

You can still lock it if you want. You have that kind of power.

Actually, it sounds like Frankie has finally submitted.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...U8I7mOX6TNIPgq

"He can be taught!"

Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.

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Sit Frankie, sit. Good dog.

LMAO

ROFL Even if you were to neg me, that is still rofl-worthy. Do you know how much entertainment this thread has brought me? Frankie was right about one thing - this IS like Jerry Springer.

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Why does it matter?

You don't have to click on the thread.

Some of this stuff is just flat out hilarious.

Sooooo, farts that tell the future?

He is referring to the day prior to the discrete fart event.

:facepalm:

Are you, by chance, taking any cold medication that could, in some way, impair your reading skills?

Why do you care that much? Fankie does this shit to himself. He is the one who has continued to bump this thread and attacked and called names to anyone who has even laughed at this as a joke that it is. Instead of just letting it go or laughing it off, he just continues to get caught in lie after lie and show everyone what an idiotic pathetic joke he is. You would think someone with his IQ would know when to move on.

It's called finding humor in grammatical ambiguity.

I'm actually the one that bumped up the thread this time and I have nothing to do with any of this. But yeah, I know what you mean and it does apply to most of the other times.

he doesn't bump it every time, but he does have to keep it going with trying to get the last word in with insults to everyone, which only brings it to the top and gets people all riled up all over again with his BS. This thread is funny because he just refuses to let the joke die.

They can also tell you about the past. If you fart and drip chowder you had cumpany last night.

Stop right there.

I said "can." I never said it did or would in this case. THAT, was an invention of a couple of habitual antagonistic confronters and the idiots who jumped all over it.

You're an hour late.

...but it can't.

If you say so. :rolleye:

It never was that big a thing for me and I said so many times. IT WAS A MINOR THREAD! declare your victory if it makes you feel like a grown up.

What I was fighting for was the collective malice displayed by the usual idiots and some posters I formerly had some respect for.

Eh, I've considered it a couple of times, but then someone makes me laugh and I let it go a little longer... or maybe I just like you guys knowing I have the finger on the button and can press it at any time. :D



As you were.... you know, entertaining me...

I'm pretty sure that "MVP" under his user name stands for " Multi Vagina Persian"


:hmmm:

Yes, I do say so, Frankie.

Own it, Frankie, own it.

It can, yes. It just HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN OVER 80 YEARS OF COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFT FLYING AROUND OUR ****ING PLANET!

So, no, you don't need to worrying about it. Again, monkeys COULD fly out of your ass, but I think that is about as unlikely (hoping anyway).

That's certainly what it turned into, but not how it started out.

You really do live in orbit, don't you?! There is an ungodly number of other posters in this thread routinely bumping it (including today) and your close-minded biased eyes only see when I answer another idiot's insult?

If you are not Tom Cash, this place has found the new Tom cash and it's you.

Imbecile! :shake:

Insulting you is useless. It actually elevates what you are.

I don't sit by my computer 24/7. I just check back in when real life allows it.

This, from a coward who has not owned the fact he called a respected elderly lady a whore.

Frankie doesn't need to get the last word, and he's willing to make 9 straight posts to prove it.

This thing is going to 1,700 because of an attention whore that thinks she's smarter than everyone else. crazy.

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Hi Ho Silver Awayyyyy

BURST HAS BEEN REGAINED

Snitch is still completely oblivious to what a big idiot he really is.

This thread puts out easier than an elderly hooker on foodstamps.

I could have sworn that he actually apologized for making the joke about your mom, and you accepted.

Is that not correct?

Every time you post, you make yourself look like an even bigger village idiot. So, go ahead clown, and post some more so everyone can laugh at you more, dumbass.
I am sure your IQ was really 15.9 and you were just too stupid understand it.

ROFLROFL

As soon as you say that, here comes the Lone Ranger, right on time, to make his triumphant return!

I go to ChickFilA to grab a sandwich and look what happened while I was gone! Awesome!

Armchair psychologist here, but it seems to me that Frankie fears somewhere deep down that his inartful phrasing, were he to admit to it, would be used in the future as evidence that he isn't as versed in English vernacular and the finer elements of idiom and turns of phrase.

Like that scene in 2010 where the Russian cosmonaut says that a particular task would be "Like a piece of pie." Only, . . . when the 'Merkins tell him the phrase is "A piece of cake," Mr. Cosmonaut feared loss of honor and spent a bajillion posts to explain that "he can't help that inbred reeruns couldn't comprehend his dessert metaphor skills, but he knows he and his son were 'Thuper Therially' smart."

Someone with a bigger modstick needs to change your username to Joffrey. ;)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...teEix9n5IjA89Q

Cause 22,454 viewers can't be wrong.

I did indeed. Even when he was adamant that it was H5N1 that initially lobbed the whore bomb, I owned that fact that is was actually me. Although I never actually used the word (instead a play on ORE), the intent was there.

The apology came later, which he accepted.

He's coming from waaaay into left field on this one.

"Left" field, huh? Was that a swipe at the hygiene of Persians?

I wonder what his keyboard looks like. I bet you can't even make out the A, S, D, or F keys, but the right side looks pretty clean.

Obviously I'm smarter than you at least. Because I have never said that.

Sure looks like I owned it to me, Frankie. Not that I expect you to admit you were wrong.

This type of debate tactic is what led to this entire mess in the first place.

In a village of idiots a normal person is perceived as the village idiot. No wonder you think of me that way.

lol wut

Actually, the idiots would probably look upon the normal person with envy and admiration in that scenario.

"Sure, I will apologize for offending you.

Now will you apologize for posting a misleading article and photo that led to this mess?"

This was an apology? Something to build up to an asinine demand? I accepted it because I did not want this particular side of the argument to go on much longer while the bigot idiot Preparation H was doing his carpet bombing of insults to a lady who is not even in the conversation.

In a village of normal people the village idiot is perceived as the village idiot.

They make the pie/cake joke twice.

Lithgow: "Dumb."

Russian: "Easy as cake."

Lithgow: "Pie. Easy as pie. Still dumb."

LMAO

I'm really starting to think that he was properly diagnosed earlier in the thread.

Then they would not be total idiots like the ones I've been dealing with here, would they. This group IS a village of idiots. You keep covering it with cat litter, but the cat shit is still there.

In the village of idiots, the idiots are "normal."

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is also blind.

So are you retracting your acceptance of my apology?

Do you also still deny that I have owned up to the fact that I made a joke in which I suggested that your mother was a whore?

In the land of Mensa, the man with 159 IQ is a reerun.

Frankie, in my head I keep imagining that you look somewhat like George Lopez with long hair. Like this:

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...pez-inside.jpg

Is that even close?

Frankie going on the new show, "Are you smarter than 15.9 piles of camel shit"

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/paula-deen-5th-2.jpg


Doesn't look good for the lying clown.

Non 159 post is non 159.

*whistles patiently*

From the looks of it, you did miss a fairly humorous bit at the outset. Probably as chuckle-worthy as 'If you had never met me and didn't know what I looked like, you probably wouldn't recognize me when you saw me' of yore.

Frankie posted news coverage and images regarding the catastrophic effects of a plane running off a runway into soft earth, and asked us all to imagine if the air present at 35K feet managed to do the same damage. Like the first 50 posts were some variant of a facepalm, several said he can't be serious, he must be having a laugh. Then Frankie returns to assure us he's super cereal. The thread takes off from there.

The afterburners were engaged somewhere in the 260s of posts.

The comments have been .01% political with someone randomly interjecting 'well Frankie, your sig suggests you like Obama.' Real scathing stuff.

But yes, the remainder is a typical episode of Frankie Springer.

If you are going to whistle while you wait for an apology, you may want to invest in some of this.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Chapstick.jpg
You are going to have a long wait.

Oh, I don't want or expect an apology. I just want him to admit that he was wrong about this:

aint gonna happen.
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Good luck with that. :thumb:

I'm sorry, wha...what?

Did you just say you want Frankie to admit he was wrong?

ROFL

Either way, if you're going to whistle while you wait, you'll still need the Chapstick. He's either too stubborn or too stupid to give you an admission of wrong doing.

Probably not. What I'd like is for him to simply say something like, "oh yeah, I had forgotten about that. Sorry".

What I'll get (if anything) won't have anything to do with the subject at hand.

I love the way you are totally free of the chains of conscience.

totally free of the chains of conscience, that's a nice turn of phrase...

but i'm not sure i agree with that, since not everyone's conscience is wired the way yours is...

I love the way you are totally free of the chains of all common sense.

If that wasn't bad enough, you are also a steaming pile of shit, lying bitch snitch, 9-11 terrorist supporting ass clown, dirt eating piece of slime, scum sucking pig, and son of a motherless goat!

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hey frankie, you must be a magnet... because your mother is an Ore!

a motherless goat?

We have established that he is totally free of all common sense, he is indeed a liar and a snitch but rest of your claims are unsubstantiated.

are we sure that his mother has no goats? because then, he'd be the son of a goatless mother.

It is from The Three Amigos. The movie is so stupid it's funny, kinda like Frankie.