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Crush 04-17-2009 04:10 PM
fantastic

Donger 04-17-2009 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679888)
page 86
What post #, please.

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:11 PM
Didn't Salma Hayek marry some really old ****?

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5679891)
What post #, please.
1283

Buck 04-17-2009 04:12 PM
P.S.

Crush should be getting all the credit here.

Hes the first one to find out Preston's last name.

Good Job.

"Bob" Dobbs 04-17-2009 04:12 PM
An epic beatdown AND Salma Hayek's luscious rack. ALL IN ONE THREAD MOTHER****ERS!!! CP kicks so much ass.

RJ 04-17-2009 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5679866)
Rule number one of Chiefsplanet: Never **** with Chiefsplanet.

Rule number two of Chiefsplanet: NEVER **** WITH CHIEFSPLANET.


Rule Number three of Chiefsplanet: Obey all rules.

Crush 04-17-2009 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679896)
P.S.

Crush should be getting all the credit here.

Hes the first one to find out Preston's last name.

Good Job.

Nah, it was just luck. A simple google of "H4L0" and "Preston" brought the case wide open.

That guy is such a dumbass.

teedubya 04-17-2009 04:14 PM
I want ANNA to come in here, and show off her car while wearing a bikini.

OH HAI, GUYS!!!

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:14 PM
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...k-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?

Donger 04-17-2009 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679894)
1283
My thanks.

Buck 04-17-2009 04:15 PM
He must like Fishsticks.

Crush 04-17-2009 04:16 PM
LMAO

This thread is already No. 4 on Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...on&btnG=Search

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679906)
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...k-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?
She had to of lost a bet or something

burt 04-17-2009 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5679903)
Nah, it was just luck. A simple google of "H4L0" and "Preston" brought the case wide open.

That guy is such a dumbass.
I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com

kstater 04-17-2009 04:19 PM
I'm thinking that Preston bats for the other team. He's stayed over at his "girls" house, but isn't dating her. He was "amazed" by Grand Torino, he gets excited going bowling with the guys, and he has a cat.



Edit: T.B.A. found out that Preston likes twinks.
Edit #2: He likes bonzaid trees. http://forums.bonsaisite.com/index.p...pic=16810&st=0

kstater 04-17-2009 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5679917)
I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com
LMAO, I swear I didn't see it before my previous post.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:22 PM
I forgot this one

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2155/...29cbfbf4e8.jpg

rockymtnchief 04-17-2009 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5679910)
LMAO

This thread is already No. 4 on Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...on&btnG=Search
Damn, you don't need to be on reality tv to become famous anymore. Just start some shit here, get your ass kicked, and take a seat next to Amarosa.

DaneMcCloud 04-17-2009 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679906)
Here's Salma Hayek...and the guy she married..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...k-marriage.jpg

Someone wanna tell me HOW that happened?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jenson71 04-17-2009 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5679917)
I googled H4LO and got this.....www.mylovedtwinks.com
:cuss:

Crush 04-17-2009 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679913)
She had to of lost a bet or something

I smell... Satan. That guy must have sold his soul to the Devil.

kstater 04-17-2009 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5679932)
:cuss:
Yeah, you're pretty stupid if you clicked that link.

Jenson71 04-17-2009 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5679934)
Yeah, you're pretty stupid if you clicked that link.
My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5679929)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Doesn't she have a bunch of money as it is?

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5679937)
My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.
Twinks=teh ghey

Buck 04-17-2009 04:29 PM
Ok, I think its lost its burst for the last time.

RIP Thread.

You were a good one.

Crush 04-17-2009 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5679937)
My Loved Twinks? I don't know the slang these days.

Lucky for you, shitgoose has supplied plenty of eye bleach.

kstater 04-17-2009 04:35 PM
This thread has made the top 20 in views all-time. I don't know how accurate it is since the database was so messed up. But the moo thread is on there.

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 04:37 PM
very cute

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...ustshack-1.jpg

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679955)
:clap:
ROFLROFL

Buck 04-17-2009 04:43 PM
RustShack, Waterloo cant be that big of a town.

When you run into Preston, beat his ass.

Pants 04-17-2009 04:50 PM
Linking to gay porn = gay. Goddammit.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 5679676)
It's all my fault.

I should have been here to warn you. This place lives to destroy fuktards like you, but we always give them fair warning.

The last guy who ignored my warning was outed as a child molester. So, you just being a loser it seems to me you're getting off easy.

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.

My last piece of advice is this: leave and never post again and hope we forget about you. Kirstie Tynes 3rd hit on google is the Chiefsplanet. Is that what you want?

run along, kid....run along...

I'm pretty good with finding people who don't want to be found. I get paid to do it. This place ****ing amazes me though.

kstater 04-17-2009 04:59 PM
I can't believe this didn't get any play.

He likes bonzai trees. http://forums.bonsaisite.com/index.p...7&#entry141927

KcMizzou 04-17-2009 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5678700)
Please do. PLEASE try. Seriously, "out" me.
:doh!:

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5680021)
:doh!:
Yeah dude. I told him right when he said it he was making a big ****ing mistake.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5676635)
This thread just regained it's burst.
This thread's had like 5 bursts.

DaneMcCloud 04-17-2009 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679938)
Doesn't she have a bunch of money as it is?
Her husband is a billionaire.

See, money doesn't matter at all?

:D

SAUTO 04-17-2009 05:25 PM
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?

Delano 04-17-2009 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680056)
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?
You missed ten people ask the same question you did.

Claythan made an appearance and started talking shit about you, I can't remember what page it was on. Somewhere in the middle.

kstater 04-17-2009 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680056)
damn this thread came a LONG way from last night, what did i miss(the condensed version)?
Absolutley nothing.

SAUTO 04-17-2009 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680059)
You missed ten people ask the same question you did.
that took almost 100 pages?:D hey i'm the one who guessed he was a thrid:D

Buck 04-17-2009 05:29 PM
Yeah, I was surprised to see Clay show back up, but at least he was funny.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 05:40 PM
**** Jason, Clay absolutely owned your ass in this thread. It was crazy.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5677570)
Damn. You're oooollllldddd as ****.
I completely missed this the first time around. Allow me to issue a hearty **** YOU!!!

SAUTO 04-17-2009 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5680079)
**** Jason, Clay absolutely owned your ass in this thread. It was crazy.
thats fine i could care less, the thing with claythan is that he says shit that is totally wrong sometimes and then acts holier than thou. it's bullshit IMO, he would/could be a good guy yet he refuses

CoMoChief 04-17-2009 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5678889)
Please tell me it's this one. ROFL
Nice earing, queer. ROFL

SPATCH 04-17-2009 05:47 PM
holy fizuck... this thread got out of hand fast

Delano 04-17-2009 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680087)
thats fine i could care less, the thing with claythan is that he says shit that is totally wrong sometimes and then acts holier than thou. it's bullshit IMO, he would/could be a good guy yet he refuses
True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.

Mecca 04-17-2009 05:50 PM
Totally wrong can be pretty funny sometimes.

Buck 04-17-2009 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680094)
True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.
Very Funny Indeed.

Calcountry 04-17-2009 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679848)
Even if someone is completely honest I wouldn't want to switch phones with them...that's just awkward and what if you don't like each others friends..

That's just begging to ask for all sorts of problems.
Dude, the dude was going to move in with the chick. Back in the day, that would mean sharing the same phone number and phone. If you can swap juices with one another, surely, a little phone swap should be no trouble at all. Each of you ought to be able to handle the others friends in a trustworthy manner if you are committed enough to live together.

The only problem that you are afraid of, is that your mother would keep calling you, thus embarrasing you to your girl.

Buck 04-17-2009 05:52 PM
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?

Mecca 04-17-2009 05:53 PM
What if your best friend hated your girlfriend and called you alot...that would create issues.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5680103)
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?
Domestic Violence, and Dear Abby.

"Bob" Dobbs 04-17-2009 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5680103)
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?
Survive them. LOL

KcMizzou 04-17-2009 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5680103)
What did people do that had Relationship Problems before the internet?
Drown their sorrows.

SPATCH 04-17-2009 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5680113)
Drown their sorrows.
****in A...

pain-go-bye-bye juice

Calcountry 04-17-2009 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5680104)
What if your best friend hated your girlfriend and called you alot...that would create issues.
I'm sorry, I grabbed the wrong phone today dude, here is the number of my phone, call her there.

How fugging lame can you be you dumb ass one phone wonder. I have 5 phugging phones that I manage.

I tell my daughter when I drop her off to HS in the morning, grab a phone, don't cost nothin.

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680094)
True. I mean, what he said about you was totttttalllly wrong.

I have no idea how he found a picture of you either. You have to admit, the photoshops were kind of funny.
:clap: no pics of me on the internet anywhere that i'm aware of

Buck 04-17-2009 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680120)
:clap: no pics of me on the internet anywhere that i'm aware of
Is that a Challenge?

Mecca 04-17-2009 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calcountry (Post 5680115)
I'm sorry, I grabbed the wrong phone today dude, here is the number of my phone, call her there.

How fugging lame can you be you dumb ass one phone wonder. I have 5 phugging phones that I manage.

I tell my daughter when I drop her off to HS in the morning, grab a phone, don't cost nothin.
Also some would consider this invading privacy...I know some people don't believe in this whole but pulling this with alot of people would piss them off. Like going through their drawers and such.

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5680123)
Is that a Challenge?
NO:D

Delano 04-17-2009 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5680123)
Is that a Challenge?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680135)
NO:D
ROFL

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680141)
ROFL
i know better i was in the last shyguy thread too. i really dont know how pics of me could be on the webz but who knows.

Delano 04-17-2009 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680148)
i know better i was in the last shyguy thread too. i really dont know how pics of me could be on the webz but who knows.
Claythan is a google master. He must have found your pics on a newspaper website or something...

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680154)
Claythan is a google master. He must have found your pics on a newspaper website or something...
ROFL ok

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 06:15 PM
It was epic. My shit is set to 10 posts a page otherwise I'd go dig it up myself.

Mecca 04-17-2009 06:15 PM
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5680164)
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"
ROFL i do that everyday, usually it's a big block that i'm dreaming of though

Delano 04-17-2009 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5680164)
He found your pic...you were staring at a transmission with a look of "damn that's sexy"
He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."

Mr. Flopnuts 04-17-2009 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680172)
He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."
Scarrey, but not rarery.

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680172)
He was staring at an FBI computer with a look of "ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone."
that was a good one that mecca pulled out too. and me? i'm not lonely i have a great family(wife and 2 girls) anf great friends(at least 20 over in about an hour for cards and booze:D)

Mecca 04-17-2009 06:23 PM
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.

Delano 04-17-2009 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 5680181)
i'm not lonely i have a great family(wife and 2 girls) anf great friends(at least 20 over in about an hour for cards and booze:D)
That was a play on the Asian/Sauto part of the joke.

You are a good sport. Please tell me you at least sifted through a few pages looking for Claythan.

Delano 04-17-2009 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5680195)
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.
What if they were hot girls in a circle who loved casual, reverse bukkakes (several girls, one dude).

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5680195)
I don't think I'd want 20 friends..that's to big a circle.
girls and guys, some are the wife's friends. so they are "our" friends:D i know just about everyone in town and hang out with many people(smaller town) hell when i was in KC we would have HUGE partys we lived in a pretty close knit neighborhood(back then) hell i would bet anything i could go to the old neighborhood and the old crew is still sitting in a yard on Boeke st.

Mecca 04-17-2009 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680212)
What if they were hot girls in a circle who loved casual, reverse bukkakes (several girls, one dude).
Well that is of course different...

SAUTO 04-17-2009 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5680210)
That was a play on the Asian/Sauto part of the joke.

You are a good sport. Please tell me you at least sifted through a few pages looking for Claythan.
i've grown as a poster, i started out like 1x2 and now i'm a legit 5x7 one day i hope to be a billboard:D would you feel better if i HAD looked back? i said what my problem with claythan is. i USED to have a problem with mecca but i figured him out and find him pretty funny now, clay on the other hand... my point is treat others well and it will come back around to you


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