His face reminds me of



http://content7.flixster.com/photo/3...679033_gal.jpg

This is all kinda sad when you think about it.

I think I've identified your problem.

ROFL

OMFG - when I got to your post, the pic took up the screen and your reply was below the screen. I'm staring saying 'when did Slayer get a rack?' then I scroll down to your actual reply.

ROFL ROFL

If we're lucky this dildo will show up again today with a new thread.

When does Chiefs training camp start?

Not soon enough.

LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"

Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock

Fight Club AND Seven??? The dude DEFINITELY bops his baloney to the Pittmeister.

This has got to be killing gochiefs that this assclown is getting all this attention LMAO

Actually, I prefer Murder She Wrote.

What Bob said...........

So, without reading this entire topic was there some point where it was explained what “motorcycle” this guy has that’s pulling the trailer park skank’s he couldn’t otherwise get?

Unless...........no, couldn't be.

Ok, admit guys, his ignorance at his age is at least somewhat amusing, no?

I asked for pics of it and the Audi but.........

Well, I was pretty stupid at 17 as well.

Vulture, do you like movies with gladiators?

I'll bet you thought you were smart though.

So have you given any thought to what you want to do when you grow up and become a man?

You guys are still responding to this chain-jerker?
Vulture-1
CP-0

last night was great. saw some good local music and picked up a little hottie. didn't have to drive home drunk she did right to her loft downtown. pullin some high class ass. you suckers can dream about enjoying kansas city the way I can. Posted via Mobile Device

Was she still a hottie once you woke up this morning next to her? Or was it another attack of the beer goggles?

I heard he gnawed his arm off to get away this morning.

Hey midnight how you doing?

I bet you can find her picture on a Ladyboy website.

LMAO

That was as good as the Mr. Kotter/Lurch outing.

The female impersonation shows at Missie B's do not count as "some good local music." Did "she" have hair on her knuckles?

most of these guy on here might be older that you, but atleast they have a sh*t load more class that you ever will....enough said.

Gladiators, Turkish prisons, the love scene from "Deliverance"... it's all good for Midnight_Dumbass

Just about everyone here is older than him, I suspect. Maybe we should go easy on him, as it's likely his Summer Vacation and he's finally got some alone time on Daddy's computer.

REP!

not sure why you think im vulture. just because I don't agree with you idiots. I love the positive rep though, good to see that others think your fat dbags who have nothing better to do than hate. hate stems directly from jealousy. don't have to be dr phil to know that.Posted via your wifes asshole
"oh see they are the same guy they both post from my wifes asshole"

Oh, there's an Audi also?

I'm guessing in real life you are some sort of shut in? Perhaps confined to a chair or your bed? Are you living a fantasy life out over the intraweb? A dream where you score with future welfare-moms who rate a 6.5 on the hotness scale and whose carpets and drapes don't match. Nonetheless you forge boldly on as the superhero Pattern Bald Man?

i aint hatin' ...i just think its childish and immature to bring something like this to a chiefs message board...i dont know why anyone would be jealous of a few easy skanks attracted to a fake ass preppy dude. oh well, enjoy the STD's it aint my loss

:LOL:
Chain Jerker 1
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Just admit you can’t help it. ;)

dude vulcan why are you trying to prove yourself such a ladies man. Dude I'm in a wheelchair get more attractive girls than that.

ROFL Right you are. I thought of that as I was replying; sometimes doing the right thing is boring. It just looked like too much fun!

im not that guy so saying preppie about me is false. I have a bike and use it to get tail sometimes so what. im sure you fat ****s would use a rufie to get laid if you could.Posted via Mobile Device

Now that I'm a no-shirt-wearin', motorcycle ridin', wild & crazy, divorced dude on the prowl, I'm with you, Mr. Midnight_Vulture. I'm soarin' and scorin' with hot babes every night. I'm flickin' hot babes off my shoulder like flies. Nobody on here can believe the super hot babes I hang with and score and stuff. Look out, hot babes!! Midnight FAX is in town!!!

FAX

Isn't this thread dead yet? You guys must be bored.

LMAO


It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight <s>Vulture</s> Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.

It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.

ROFL can we call you midnite_cowboy_FAX:D

Bike Night at the Blue Oyster?

Yep, the guy sure likes talking to himself.

I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".

This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...

Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?

unlimited data w/sprint, jerkoff. now go eat you nutri system meal.

Posted via Mobile Device

Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while. :harumph:

So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?

I have avatars turned off, so I missed it. I still think a name change is in order.

Midnight Road Pizza
Midnight Road Rash

Just a couple of suggestions.

If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?

its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face


Posted via Mobile Device

And make sure your collar is popped.

Oh yes, he makes 60-70K per year.

besides, if I did jerk it that would prove im a real man right? now your just contradicting the lemmings thoughts. what a master of deciet. im confused but not in away tha you would like to take advantage of. seriously if you guys think im a kid then what's all the gay talk of dick sucking? is that what you do to young boys and your hoping I am one? im getting the feeling you are priests or republicans or both.


Posted via Mobile Device

Yes, but does he wear a big cowboy belt buckle? That will really bring the chicks in. especially if you are not a real cowboy.

Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.

This is turning into a Abbott and Costello skit gone bad!

Him..whatsmynameagain?

Me...MidnightVulture :doh!:

Him...whatsmynameagain?

Me...MidnightVulture :doh!:

It would be funny if only it was... well funny :spock:

some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.

LMAO

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wanna-be-an.php

Do you have to be prematurely balding, like the guy in the picture? Is that optional?

I think you're out of luck. What chick is going to want to have sex with a guy who looks like you? Look at your picture in your avi, for crying out loud.

I think it would work with those hot babes at the local University's Physics department. :shrug:

Based on his last username, I kind of like Midnight_Felcher.

FAX

They never give away all their secrets. If they did, they wouldn't be "special".

It sounds awfully complicated. I was told that chicks dig guys with bikes. I feel like I've been mislead.

popped-collar, he rolls with a dickie over spray on tan.

Hey, hot babes ...

FAX

Yeah, FAX?

Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

Tell 'em who I am.

FAX

Okay ...

He's Midnight FAX
And here's the facts
He's got a motorcycle
And he knows how to wax

He talks real dirty
And he don't wear a shirty
He's like the archangle michael
With his hands up our skirty

He's a real cool man
With a sprayed on tan
And when we're out of prophylactic
He uses Saran

He's got a great bike
And he watches Spike
And he makes us climactic
Then says "take a hike"

Posted via mobile device.

A BUNCH OF FAX'S HOT BABES

That was the funniest thing to me, that you wrote posted via mobile device. It cracked me up.

Man, this thread is awesome. I like how he never approached the laptop ganking subject... what a cock gobbler.

major props to fax's hot babes...
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And now for something completely different...


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Go Gators! :)

I like Midnight Felcher

Hey FAX's Babes.

Are FAX's faucets Moen?