In the beginning there was Cave
His cock every woman would crave
Only the finest whores and sluts
No gross ass bitches with monster butts
A world traveler known far and near
Ladies loved his balls slapping their rear
He scored more puss in one day
Than the entire sad life of Clay
Goddesses would beg him please
He would smile and say Bitch, Belize

Thats an excellent rhyme threebag.

The "punt God" thread is mad and angry.

This thread brings happiness and joy.

Thanks Cave for all you do!

Cave once went to Belize on Chiefsplanet he said
he put on a speedo and crawled to the end of the bed
his belly was full
because he sucked off her bull
And this is the end of your dumbass thread.

Belize bitch is gobbling my pork sword as I type this

Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.

Those jokes killed in the 80s at elementary school.

Say the guy who straight lied about this whole thread. Herp derp, you guys are being insensitive, just because I made up this scenario in my head, then thought it was a good idea to post to CP. Lmao.

There once was a poster named Cave
Who came up with a plan so depraved
With a photo flinched from Bing
He pretended to have a fling
To obtain the jealousy from CP he craved

Hahahhahahahah the best one

My man! Good stuff. When we having some drinks?

You’re right. This thread is just like elementary school….we are at recess and you’re pretending you had a girlfriend at camp this summer.

Yeah but she’s from Texas you wouldn’t know her

In related news, Manti Teos girlfriend decided to become a girl recently.

So did trying to convince everyone that you really have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school.

I bet she’s an ass fister.