your and idiot

Man, I have this 45-10 Chiefs feeling rumbling in my tummy.

Boys, WE GOOD.

Texans about to get screwed, haha

Cautionary tale, think very hard about hitching yourself to any non-family member for life. Second only to having a child where we seem to assume you should by default. To each his own as to whether the benefits are worth the cost for all involved.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Everything you got today ❗️❗️✌��</p>&mdash; Ty Hill (@cheetah) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheetah/status/1216421114815164422?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Any Given Sunday

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked Tyreek Hill why he doesn’t lose speed when tracking a ball in the air. He told me it’s because of kickball. Growing up he was always the pitcher &amp; if the ball was kicked in the air he would sprint, track it down and catch it anywhere on the field. He insists that’s why.</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1216421080509943815?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 12, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Can you imagine how romantic it would be to get off your plane and have a limo driver standing there holding up a piece of paper with your name on it?

Man, it's still 110 minutes away? This must be what it feels like to be an astronaut sitting on the launch pad.

I'd also have a bouquet of her favorite flowers in the limo. Maybe set a timer and run a hot bath for her?

Yeah, one would think this would be a widely known and understood truth at this point of the world's history.

Oh! Or have the limo take her to a spa for a post-flight decompression massage. That'll keep her out of the house until the game is over, and then she'll arrive home ready for romance.

Precisely.

Now THAT'S the ticket

Ok.....?