Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook. ROFL

How many non-virtual friends do you have?

Wait, you said you don't need friends on the internet, remember?

Gonna keep it or pawn it?

Come off it, you don't have the balls.
Like Costanza with his belated 'jerk store' riposte, you thought too late 'how cool would I be if I could steal something and get away with it?' Let's test it by making up a story on a BB.
IRL, you would've pissed down your leg and ran or acted so hinky you'd get beaned with a dozen frappacinos before you even got to the guy's table.

I'm thinking the number of real life friends may fall about 299 short of that number (assuming his mom still claims him).

LOL!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=48

HAHAHAHA

That's CLASSIC.

Now THAT is amusing.

He's going to sell it and get a scraper bike.

Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.

WOW, some of you must be either really old or really dumb? I went to school with those 278 people, so....I know them in REAL LIFE. And yeah I wouldnt meet people over the internet for friendships like some of you poor saps. ROFL

I love this dude's 24 and he's "in the marketing industry" and he's certain he'll be running a six-figure income in his 30s.

Christ, who here didn't think that was going to happen when he was 24?

And with all that financial success in his future, he's stealing $800 laptops. The "marketing industry" must be BOOMING.

LMAO

So, to how many of these 278 "real friends" have you bragged about your thieving prowess? Or are we singled out for that honor?

He must have forgotten to put the "tele" before the marketing. He's certainly good at talking shit.