I'm sure a lot of people like watching dramas and soap operas that have no desire ever being in one.....

LOL at this thread. it just wont die

ROFL

When I get old and feeble and unable to care for myself, and my children no longer fear to be near me, I know they will do the right thing for themselves.

No nursing home for me. No way will they put themselves through THAT mental, financial and emotional stress.

They will strip me to my underwear, walk me out about 5 miles into the wilderness in a snow storm, spin me around a few times and take off. Two days later they will make the "I cant find my dad, he must've wandered off" call. Problem solved.

Its comforting to know how I am to die.

I enjoy it when my scrotum is loose and hanging more than when it's high and tight.

Has anyone tried that ****ing an apple pie thing? How do you clean up? Wouldn't you get the bathtub clogged up with the apples and crust etc?

you only have two viable options;
1) garden hose on the back patio
2) get a dog....

I've seen videos like that, but they involve a pretty young woman and peanut butter.

but the real question is: creamy or chunky?

The girl, or the peanut butter?

never thought about the girl angle.

that's just sad (or effed up, guess it would depend on the girl).

Meh. She seemed happy. Same for the dog when she repaid the favor.

sickness has taken over .. keep it up ......

"I'm sorry, but being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work."

LMAO

Yeah, but they try harder.

Boom Ch Ka