Bro. Don't even test me bro.

Screw you and your time zone, Buck. I'm spent. Should probably crash.

The post was basically ocean>lake, but employed with a lake > unemployed close to the ocean.

I said it.. felt like a dick... and removed it.

Awwww how sweet of you ;)

I'm very loveable.

Seriously though... being out of work isn't something to joke about. A lot of us live on the edge of, "JESUS CHRIST WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!?"

I'm staying up myself, still waiting on Lumpy's tits.

It's 4am here... and if you ever see them, I predict they'll be...

lumpy.

The mystique is still there, until I see them.

Ok I'm back. What did I miss?

Not Lumpy's tits.

What kind of emergency call did you have?

Fire sprinkler head leaking in an apartment. Exciting!

Did I miss something? Are you a plumber now?

No, I'm a maintenance guy. I didn't fix the damn thing, I just had to shut off the water supply to the sprinkler system and put the alarm on standby until it gets repaired.

Oh.

Now the ignorant rude lady from earlier called in about her furnace again, and I'm going to make her wait until morning. This is why you should never piss off the maintenance guy.