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crazycoffey 04-04-2007 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Should have castrated himself.

That would have helped him AND society at large.

basically did, after the she devil and I divorced

Joie 04-04-2007 09:08 PM
pussies. both of ya.

Simply Red 04-04-2007 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
Dang! Beat me to it! :banghead:
heh

crazycoffey 04-04-2007 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an

amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
the

mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing

to try it out.


Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining

that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
ever

experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine

and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.



The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The

husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's

blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued

to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the

wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the

pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain,

and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the
porch.

ROFL LMAO That's good,

milkman 04-04-2007 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
Heard it a long tome ago, and it's still funny. LMAO
I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty, that I've heard them all.

Joie 04-04-2007 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty, that I've heard them all.
The email said Mailman but a little editing fixed that.

crazycoffey 04-04-2007 09:24 PM
nighty night all, pink eye me out of this place.....

Joie 04-04-2007 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazycoffey
nighty night all, pink eye me out of this place.....
Night night Kitty Cat

007 04-04-2007 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Night night Kitty Cat
Going easy on them tonight huh?

Joie 04-04-2007 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Going easy on them tonight huh?
I don't remember why but I called him Kitty Cat one other time.

milkman 04-04-2007 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
The email said Mailman but a little editing fixed that.
Damn Mailman.
Always trying to steal my thunder.

Joie 04-04-2007 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Damn Mailman.
Always trying to steal my thunder.
I knew I shouldn't have told you. :shake:

007 04-04-2007 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
I don't remember why but I called him Kitty Cat one other time.
Is he Jane Seymour in disguise?

Joie 04-04-2007 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Is he Jane Seymour in disguise?
Explain please.

007 04-04-2007 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Explain please.
Wedding Crashers. You have to have seen it to get that though.Call me Kitty Cat

Joie 04-04-2007 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Wedding Crashers. You have to have seen it to get that though.
I've seen it. But only once, right after it came out. I was thinking Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, in which case that made no sense.

crazycoffey 04-04-2007 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Is he Jane Seymour in disguise?


ROFL

007 04-04-2007 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
I've seen it. But only once, right after it came out. I was thinking Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, in which case that made no sense.
Look in my post above again. I placed a link to the mp3 for you.

Joie 04-04-2007 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Look in my post above again. I placed a link to the mp3 for you.
Thanks, but my speakers don't work very well.

007 04-04-2007 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Thanks, but my speakers don't work very well.
Time to upgrade.

Joie 04-04-2007 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Time to upgrade.
You paying?



just kidding

Joie 04-04-2007 09:54 PM
I have to work tommorrow morning.

Goodnight Boys

007 04-04-2007 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
You paying?



just kidding
I think I have a pair of powered speakers in my closet doing absolutely nothing.

007 04-04-2007 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
I have to work tommorrow morning.

Goodnight Boys
l8r girl

Joie 04-04-2007 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
I think I have a pair of powered speakers in my closet doing absolutely nothing.
Thank you. They work, we just need to move the computer back to it's proper place and hook them up in there. I think they may be too far away as they are now.

Joie 04-04-2007 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Guru
l8r girl
Goodnight

TinyEvel 04-04-2007 10:13 PM
Anyone here?

I'm lazy.
Thinking about playing some Call of Duty...

007 04-04-2007 10:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Anyone here?

I'm lazy.
Thinking about playing some Call of Duty...
Enjoy.

luv 04-04-2007 11:36 PM
Anybody home?

luv 04-04-2007 11:47 PM
I guess not.

Bugeater 04-04-2007 11:50 PM
You give up too easily.

007 04-04-2007 11:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
You give up too easily.
Luv? Never

luv 04-04-2007 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
You give up too easily.
I never know when to give up. Until I'm knocked on my ass.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I never know when to give up. Until I'm knocked on my ass.
:spock: Are you in one of those "woman" moods again?

luv 04-05-2007 12:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
:spock: Are you in one of those "woman" moods again?
Nope, just making an observation about myself. I'm actually in a really good mood. I had lunch with a really great guy today. I had two day shift employees at work tell me that they can really tell I've lost weight. It's been a good day.

007 04-05-2007 12:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
:spock: Are you in one of those "woman" moods again?
Reinventing is a mood too.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I had lunch with a really great guy today.
Details please.

luv 04-05-2007 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
Details please.
Well, about three weeks ago, I decided to do a search on my myspace for people (guys and gals) in this area to see if I would run into anyone I knew. I came across this guy's name, and I thought it sounded familiar. I sent him a message asking if he went to my high school. Turns out he had, and he graduated two years ahead of me. Come to find out he's a lawyer now. We've been chit-chatting back and forth here and there for the past few weeks. We decided to meet for lunch today. I babbled because that's what I do when I'm nervous, but he seemed interested in what I was saying. He's even kinda cute. Kinda nerdy, but so am I. We ended up sitting and talking for nearly two hours. He had to get back to work. He said something about hanging out again. We didn't make plans, so we'll see what happens.

TinyEvel 04-05-2007 12:17 AM
Yeah, but did you fugg him? (just giving you a peek into the world of guy, not really asking.)



(But, if you did, details please)



(with pics, if you have any)

luv 04-05-2007 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Yeah, but did you fugg him? (just giving you a peek into the world of guy, not really asking.)



(But, if you did, details please)



(with pics, if you have any)
Nope, just some lunch and a lot of good conversation.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Well, about three weeks ago, I decided to do a search on my myspace for people (guys and gals) in this area to see if I would run into anyone I knew. I came across this guy's name, and I thought it sounded familiar. I sent him a message asking if he went to my high school. Turns out he had, and he graduated two years ahead of me. Come to find out he's a lawyer now. We've been chit-chatting back and forth here and there for the past few weeks. We decided to meet for lunch today. I babbled because that's what I do when I'm nervous, but he seemed interested in what I was saying. He's even kinda cute. Kinda nerdy, but so am I. We ended up sitting and talking for nearly two hours. He had to get back to work. He said something about hanging out again. We didn't make plans, so we'll see what happens.
Hmmm...I was hoping for something I could use against you in the future.:evil: But it's nice nonetheless. You just better not blow us off if things get serious, we have needs too ya know.

luv 04-05-2007 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
Hmmm...I was hoping for something I could use against you in the future.:evil: But it's nice nonetheless. You just better not blow us off if things get serious, we have needs too ya know.
Believe it or not, it was perfect, IMO. I'm actually not a tramp! :p

You guys don't need me.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Believe it or not, it was perfect, IMO. I'm actually not a tramp! :p

You guys don't need me.
You are going to blow us off, aren't you?

luv 04-05-2007 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
You are going to blow us off, aren't you?
I've been to lunch once with the guy, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

And I would never blow you guys off.

007 04-05-2007 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
You are going to blow us off, aren't you?
WEll, that seriously blows.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I've been to lunch once with the guy, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

And I would never blow you guys off.
Is he a Chiefs fan?

luv 04-05-2007 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
Is he a Chiefs fan?
He likes them, but he's more of a baseball fan.

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
He likes them, but he's more of a baseball fan.
Meh, I don't approve of that. Find someone else.

TinyEvel 04-05-2007 12:39 AM
I sat on one of my baseballs yesterday.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I've been to lunch once with the guy, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

And I would never blow you guys off.
Evening all!

luv is blowing us off?

luv 04-05-2007 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
Evening all!

luv is blowing us off?
Don't get all excited. He doesn't mean it like you're thinking. :p

007 04-05-2007 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
Evening all!

luv is blowing us off?
What is with all the Luv blowing in this thread lately?

acesn8s 04-05-2007 12:48 AM
this thread blows way too much

007 04-05-2007 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
this thread blows way too much
Hope you are enjoying it.

luv 04-05-2007 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Hope you are enjoying it.
STFU

Bugeater 04-05-2007 12:50 AM
You guys keep this crap up and Luv will blow us














off.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur Carlson the Bugeater
You guys keep this crap up and Luv will blow us














off.
luv is blowing us off?

007 04-05-2007 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
STFU
I said the thread, not you.

Halfcan 04-05-2007 12:58 AM
nite

luv 04-05-2007 01:00 AM
I think I'm going to blow you guys off

























early tonight. Just tired. Sweet dreams all.

Halfcan 04-05-2007 01:00 AM
Oh and if you ever thought about Real Estate-please visit the RE thread before you say something stoopid like...


Fug those Realtors, I will just sell it myself or give someone else the same bad advice.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I think I'm going to blow you guys off

























early tonight. Just tired. Sweet dreams all.
nite luv. thanks for blowing us

































off

acesn8s 04-05-2007 01:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan
nite
nite nice talking to ya












pussy

007 04-05-2007 01:09 AM
Eh, you are all pussies in this thread.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 01:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
Eh, you are all pussies in this thread.
shut up pussy

007 04-05-2007 01:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
shut up pussy
After you.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 01:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
After you.
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?

Mecca 04-05-2007 02:22 AM
Jumping thread tonight I see.

acesn8s 04-05-2007 02:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca
Jumping thread tonight I see.
We've been blown off.

Mecca 04-05-2007 02:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
We've been blown off.
Considering he called you pussies are you sure that is the right word to use?

acesn8s 04-05-2007 02:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s
We've been blown off.
by luv

greg63 04-05-2007 03:21 AM
Wow 4:21am and this thread is still on the front page?

Joie 04-05-2007 07:49 PM
Good evening. No promises to stay too late. I have to work a few hours tommorrow morning and I'm still n ot feeling great.

crazycoffey 04-05-2007 08:02 PM
sorry to hear that joie, hope you feel better.

Joie 04-05-2007 08:04 PM
Thanks. Just a sore throat. Was getting better then I worked today.

greg63 04-05-2007 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Thanks. Just a sore throat. Was getting better then I worked today.
Did that distinguished list get any shorter? :D

Sorry, you're not feeling well.

Joie 04-05-2007 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
Did that distinguished list get any shorter? :D

Sorry, you're not feeling well.
Nope. Aces is still staking claim and noone else has given up.



Thank you. I talk for a living so it's wrecked my voice since I've had a cold too.

milkman 04-05-2007 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
Did that distinguished list get any shorter? :D
Come on Greg.

She's already got a sore throat.

greg63 04-05-2007 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Come on Greg.

She's already got a sore throat.
:shake: LMAO

Joie 04-05-2007 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Come on Greg.

She's already got a sore throat.
:shake:


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