Yeah. I'm having lunch with a friend at 11AM. No 4AM for me either.

I'm excited for you. Promotions are good. What will that make you?

Hourly manager.

Hourly is good. I'm an assistant supervisor and still hourly. Supervisors are salaried, and it sucks ass.

My place only carries 5 salaried managers with 4 hourly. It's something that I wanted since I started here. I only applied here with the reason of moving up. With no degree, I had to work my way up and so far I have.

It may suck because of how many hours you have to put in, but the money is so much better.

Good things come to those who wait....and work hard. I'm proud of ya, buy! :)

Anything else new with you?

Thanks.


And no other news as of now.

Why do I keep typing buy instead of boy? I actually did that the first time, but caught before I got quoted.

Better talk to the hand. Or fingers for that matter.

:spock:

Hey, its 2 in the morning. Don't be givin me any crap

Where did everyone go? Oh well. I need to be somewhere in just over 8 hours anyway. I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams. Congrats again, SP, and we'll miss you!!!

Watching Wrestlemania IV the best one. This shit owns.

See, you guys need me. :)

Why, do you give massages? :D

j/k

Yes.



But my services are booked by Aces for the indefinite future.

:banghead::banghead::banghead: :doh!:


Eh I probably couldn't afford it anyway.

Probably not. There are payment plans, but as I mentioned, I'm booked. :p

That aces is a selfish bastard, isn't he?

Maybe I don't like to be shared.

You take VISA?

:shake:

Awe sure ya do. :D

LMAO

What part of booked don't you understand? I can put you on the waiting list, but the list is very long.

...But distinguished right?


I'm joking. ;)

sup

Absolutely. Only the best. It really is an honor to be added.

Greg63's trying to get in my pants. I keep telling him No.

Word.

Or some shit like that.

you don't give another man's woman a foot rub, you don't let your woman rub some other dude's feet/back, and you sure as hell don't get a foot/back rub from another dude,


so go find your own bitch.

Call his wife.

Won't she shoot him?

LMAO

Yeah that's it. :p

I don't do any of that.

But I do rub other parts of other women.

I'm the milkman.

I have a reputation and tradition to uphold.


















Not really. J/K.

And we care, why?

...Like she'd care; want her cell number?

I'll just let Aces handle ya.

Sure.

tell him you want in his pants.












The Leather ones........

Homos.

I have it.

Oh sure.

You don't want to be shared, but you're more than willing to share aces.

LMAO

I'm a chick.

I already have it, want me to give it out? :)

Makes it that much better for me. :shrug:

Oh that's right she told me she gave it to you.

you beat me to it.......

Go for it we can see if it matches the one she gave simplex.

:clap:

You're welcome guys.

Just pointing out that in a room full of guys, I'm not a homo. I'm bait.

You know you got it from Phobia.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnel in a room with the entire Pro Beach Volleyball Men's league are still carpet munchers.

Phobia is banging your wife also?

Nah, he's just making her fat. It's Ok, it gives you time to steal his truck.

LMAO

I'm the milkman.
I get my own damn numbers.

BTW, how's that kid of "yours"?

LMAO

Keep thinking it's yours, then you can pay the child support.

Those numbers aren't for personal use. There for if the milk shipment will be late or something. You really shouldn't use them to stalk your customers.

Which one; there's two.

LMAO
ROFL

I never said a thing.

LMAO

Little slow on the uptake tonight?

Are you kidding?

That was super fast for Greg.

Child Support is no fun, it's a freakin nice car payment, it's rent in a modest one bedroom apt.

I hate child support.

Yeah, I'm talking to a friend via IM and I can't do two things at once. Heck I can't walk and chew gum.

I paid child support for 17 years.

LMAO Sad, but true.

Should have wrapped it up.

Should have castrated himself.

That would have helped him AND society at large.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an

amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
the

mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing

to try it out.


Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining

that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
ever

experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine

and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.



The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The

husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's

blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued

to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the

wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the

pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain,

and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the
porch.

Heard it a long tome ago, and it's still funny. LMAO

It was emailed to me just a few minutes ago. Perfect timing.

Yep! :)

Well since no one else has the nerve; I'll be the first.



Nite Planet. :D

Dang! Beat me to it! :banghead: