Yes I am.

Then why are you posting instead of bumping uglies with the wifey?

Why do you think I've been away from CP over the past few days? :D

And that's why I'm always home on CP, can't go anywhere, I'll do something stupid according the whore.

Because she hasn't 'felt like it' much in months. 2 or three times a month. Once this month. I'm in hell.

So that you could come up with these brilliant gems, ala "Getting Laid > Posting on CP" that you normally only find inside a fortune cookie? :shrug:

:p

I'll keep posting about it because I need more posts.

I honestly think she's becoming a lesbian.

Which is weird because she thinks I'm gay.

The whore?

In 8 years, I've never put anyone on iggy. You're really tempting me.

I'm sorry. Whore is unfair, she's a good person.

You have good ruck round bend.

Here's a wife story from Halloween via buck style :

So we went trick or treating with the kids, took them to a friend's haunted house, then came home about halftime and the kids went to bed.

Oh, you make fun of me now, round eye? I spend 4 hour spitting in your fried lice. I pee in your sake.

She watched the game with me, which was awesome and she kept her cop outfit on throughout the game which gave me hope something might happen.