She's lying... I'd have her tell you that but she's a little busy right now.
Like seriously, she's busy...
I mean wow. Really, really busy.
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Lol

Translation: She'll be available in about 3 minutes.

:p

nice!

I went to put my sheets/blanket in the dryer and when I walked into the garage (barefoot) there were about 20 baby silverfish and a couple crickets and they scared the shit out of me.

Bite girl invited me out to drink. She had my buddy from the bar text me. I had just taken a Lunesta so I said no. I took a shower and thought I could go because it would take a while for the pill to kick in. At this point I thought it was just my friend there.

Got out of the shower and had a missed call from the bartender and was like, wtf? So I called him back and she answered the phone. I was like OH SHIT!

I headed down there (was going to before I knew she was there) and she met me at the bar.

Now I had never taken a Lunesta before, but that shit was already kicking in.

Yeah so I was drowsy so I drank 4 diet cokes while I was there. I didn't want to drink alcohol with this pill, but the caffeine in the soda kept me awake.

So anyway we hung out for an hour before I decided that I needed to go home.

TL;DR - This chick likes me and I'm pretty giddy. She was #1 in my power rankings a few weeks back, if you've been following my saga.

what?

She was biting him because he smelled like an encharido.
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I talked to 2 Bangels fans and 2 donkey fans last night about the Palmer trade to the Raiders. Bangels fans loved that they got rid of him and that they raped the Raiders in the process. The doneys fans just started laughing like I was about the deal.

Dude keep it in your pants. Man I swear you can't even think straight. How sad that must be to be ruled by your lust.

Is this what you guys do all day sitting around watching porn with angels?

Where the hell is xfactor's report?

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