What camp are you at? I might know you.

Anyone Primus fans?

I thought I was gonna have sex tonight. Never happened, but I did get a very sweet ass picture text from the girl and now I can't ****ing wait for tomorrow.

Back in my day, the NiteCrew meant something.

Most of us work during the day...

Quit acting so jealous, William. It's not a very good look.

Pics of said girl or it didn't happen.

I won't post the one, but I'll post another one she sent me...of her "cats."

She said that she didn't mean to get her boobs in this shot of her cats, but come the **** on, if you wanted to just send me a picture of your cats you could have taken it from another angle.

http://i.imgur.com/jZWHG.jpg

She either 1) clearly thinks you like her and her boobs or 2) thinks you have a fetish for her cats.

Tough call.

I'm going to bang her tonight. Sometimes that fat cat watches and freaks me the **** out.

Hey man, cats get lonely too.

The first time I had sex with her, after I got up to go to the bathroom to wash up, I turned around and that cat was eyeballin me like I was killing his mom. It got to the point where I had to make sure the cats weren't in the room and I closed the door while we were doing it. Good times.

It probably sounded like you killed his mom.