a right, just ahead

Nothing wrong with that. Good stuff.

The party is in my neighbor's apartment?

You're still not getting in my pants.

Did you enjoy your virtual plate?

DROP THE WEAPON!!!!

It was virtually amazing.

Did you have some of the virtual garlic bread too?

Hell, I ate that first.

I virtually ate an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I might be insulted. It was store bought.

Somehow I knew you were setting me up. :harumph:

EDIT If you spent more than $4 for it, it was great.

I'm not really fond of cereal.

no




after the right turn, keep going until you hear the party. We're watching jackass and laughing really loud.

then why do you keep sending suggestive PM's to me?

:) It was a dollar..and it was pretty good.

...because I'm a tease. Duh.

OK....I think you're lying to me. I went clear to the highway and heard no laughter.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar! http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/buyfordollar.jpg

Evening everyone.

I don't even know you.

well you probably have to go a few hundred miles to make it to st. louis.....

You're late.

and a good one at that. How you doing?

Sorry.

Are you sure it was a RIGHT turn?



Yeah, that's clear across the god forsaken state of Misery.

Not bad.

He must be pregnant.

Is he on the Pill?

Not if he's pregnant

There's still a 1% chance he can get pregnant. I asked because the Pill should have regulated his cycle. He'll know when to worry.

it was definetly a right turn but you either have to go a few hundred miles or several thousands and thousands, but sooner or later you'll get here. Bring Aces and some nachos

OK. We won't be leaving for another few hours because Aces is still at work. What do you want on the nachos? Just cheese or the works?

I suppose next you're going to tell us all about how the pill won't protect him from HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases? How women with high blood pressure or a history of heart or liver conditions or certain types of cancers shouldn't take the pill, and smoking may increase these risks?

You've seen the same commercial I have!!

She had better or the legal system will have her for lunch.

I'm not really a doctor. I just pretend to be.

...but will she serve them toast with it? :hmmm:

what's HIV?

You watch commercials?

yeah, I hate the justice system

Why yes. I'm watching one right now. It's for Nebraska Furniture Mart.

It's a chain store.



No, wait, that's Hy-Vee.

Gawd Damned Furniture Mart.

sorry, I'm watching jackass and playing online poker (not for real money)

In other words my already low IQ has dropped a couple points

Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, Officer?

I bet Joie serves toast with jelly too.

Well, the f**king compile finally completed. I'm off to bed, pussies.

Jackass the movie? 1 or #2? Those ruled.

I don't care who you are, you gotta think that's funny and creative.

Cinnamon

Goodnight Pussy.

believe it or not, I've not watched the movies yet, I'm watching the old series, on MTV

but still these guys are nuts

Ahhhh, you are on my level then. Good stuff.

night slut puppy

The stuff they do on MTV ain't s**t. The movies are FAN_DAMN_TASTIC.

something like that.

You should see the movies, they blow the tv show out of the water.

I couldn't eat cinnamon for years. Got sick on Hot Damn. Still can't eat cinnamon flavoring. Has to be the real thing.

PS, some random dude is on the street with his pants down he's on his own.

I can only imagine at this point.

You going after it since he's alone? :shake:

Maybe he just wants in your pants.

you know it,

and if I hit my dad with a pie, he'd kick my ass.

now this is sick

I'm not sticking my arm up a cow's ass, either.

I like how they start playing slow jazzy porn music

Don't know why but that just brought up the image of cows in the movie Kingpin.

I don't think that is milk.

I'm sure the cow thanks you for that.

thank God I'm a city boy.......


BTW, I don't think it was a cow's ass, but if someone smacked me with cow cooter juice I think I might kill them.

what's that sport with the long slingshot things on their arms and they sling the hell out of the ball.......


they did that with oranges at steve-o and knoxville, that's the stuff that is really insane.

No, the arm goes up the ass in that scenario. The little metal rod goes in the, uh, you know.

I'll leave you guys with this little slice of heaven...

http://www.stinkymeat.net/

(Work safe)

I don't think I'll click on that but thanks.

the last time I was sure I didn't want to click on a link, I had this same bad feeling and I ignored it, it was the picture that Bucken put up of the three old men doing bad things.

so since I have that same feeling, I'm not clicking on this link

It's a "blog" done by a guy about rotting meat. He buys meat at a grocery store and leaves it out to rot. Hilarity ensues. No private parts or other sexually related material.

Have you ever googled "tubgirl"?

Yeah. I'm still not clicking the link.

Have you ever googled "tubgirl"?

IT IS FUNNY.

No. Should I?