ChiefsPlanet - *****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****

I hadn't heard anything about the ex and the car lately, so I sent him a random text asking if he was still making the payments. He said he was late with June's, which he's paying tomorrow, and he's paying July's in two weeks. I was shocked and amazed.

So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"

JD10367

07-09-2010 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6869334)

So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"

Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk." :)

luv	07-09-2010 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6869345)

Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk." :)

Not much of a gag.

JD10367

07-10-2010 02:55 PM

On "Minute To Win It" last week, they had a pair of 25-year-old twins in black shorts and sleeveless tops who looked like athletic versions of Olivia Wilde crossed with a bit of Angelina Jolie (younger clean version). My God, what a sandwich I'd like to make with those two...

Simply Red

07-10-2010 03:10 PM

JD10367 is horny, REAL horny, like always, it's cute.

But also, Hebrew National Franks have only fourty calories per. Mainly due to their being kosher, much LESS mysterious, so I buy them often.

Hammock Parties

07-10-2010 08:14 PM

In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so

MoreLemonPledge

07-10-2010 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6872546)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237576337_daffy-jerking.gif

Hammock Parties

07-10-2010 08:21 PM

you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard

Halfcan

07-10-2010 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6869412)