I just woke up.

And yes, I know what you're asking... Yes, I do have morning wood.

4:17pm morning wood. Nice.

Are you black, buck?

Dink and flicka my brotha....one.

****a please.

Sheeeeeeeeeit

Aw skeet skeet skeet skeet

Aaaah skeet skeet skeet skeet

Turn on ESPN if you want to relive the Broncos most glorious moment of the last 2 decades, the drafting of Tim Tebow.

Lets see how his "floaters" hold up over an entire season. Watching him throw reminds me of someone who is constipated. Just trying to push it out.

I'm so ready for Tebow Mania. I'm getting a mother ****in jersey.

In other news...I need to draw a "ma" and "pa" in Microsoft paint for a beginner talker book I am making for class. I suck at drawing in paint. FML

Are you five?

I feel like it man! Stupid assignment that takes up way too much of my time. These books are for kids with motor speech problems.

You dirty ****ing five year old. Go change your pants.

Will do, this poo-poo stinks.

Speaking of 5 year olds, is your eye healing from sticking your finger up your bunger, touching your eye and getting pink eye?