Is Angie your wife or some other chick?

That's very thoughtful of you.

The wife. The girl I've been with most of my life. We grew up next door to each other.

I am like 95% sure that I am done with that one chick. I wanted to talk to her about it, but when I told her that like 4 days before she went to Vermont she just stopped talking to me. I texted her happy bday when she got there (it was last week) and she said thanks, but other than that I haven't talked to her for about 12 days or so...

I was really bumming out about it, and what happened on 2 consecutive nights (Saturday and Sunday) really ****ing snapped me out of it.

Oh okay, I never knew her name. Or maybe I did. You wanna fight about it? I deleted my facebook, but I'm sure I saw her on there before on your profile.

Maybe she's not the one.

Me and Angie hate each other. We are tolerating one another, even the occasional laugh, but we hate each other's guts.

I already knew she wasn't the one. She won't ever have kids, I want a baby some day. I just, you know, wanted to still be with her for a while. Time to get over it. I bought her concert tickets for her birthday on 10/19. If she doesn't contact me to go (I think she gets back 10/16), then she can go about her life without me.

Sorry for acting like a beeyotch all up in this bitch, but I don't have much going on in my life right now other than trying to figure out my girl situation.

Have you ever tried/considered marriage counseling?

We have come to the agreement that it would be awesome if one of us died. There'd be a social security check and plenty of pity you can work up when losing a spouse. I think everytime I leave the house she hopes I'll crash and die, and vice versa. It'd be an easy fix for one of us. The other would be dead, so they wouldn't care. No biggie.

That's pretty ****ing maniacal of you guys.

Heh. I see so many counselers for drugs, anger, parenting etc. Angie would never in a million consult anybody about her problems. And she doesn't want to work things out. I don't think I do either. We're kinda just chillin in limbo.

I don't want to jerk off right now (already did like 5 hours ago), but next time I do, should I try going back through one of my stories in this thread and see if I can just jerk off to it?

It's helping we're being honest with each other. "i love you," I love you too," "I love you more!" Is just too much for a dead relationship. "You loser" "You fat whore" "I've hated you for three years" I've hated you for four years" "I cheated on you twice" "Well I'm cheating on you now" "You'll never be anything" "****!" Is more realistic and it's working.

We've been crazy nice to each other around the kids though. Almost feels good.

That's weird, bro.