Like you've never gotten into it here. I'm pretty sure I know in detail a sexual encounter that girl has had in her life, and I live really far away and will never meet her.

Hopefully there are more sexual encounters for me to tell you about soon.

Probably a good plan. LMAO

Regardless of what happened, imagine for a moment that you do break up w/ her and you both go your separate ways. Could you live w/ the thought of her being w/ someone else? If you truly love her, like you said, that thought will bring sadness or a fit of rage over you.

It'd sure be nice.

Yeah that sucks to think about, Lumpy.

Anyway, I think the shroud of mystery involving this new girl is probably exciting me more than it should.

I mean, what I she doesn't even like it in the butt?

She had better like it in the butt.

Ok. I decided to skim back through a few pages and a BIG WTF, Buck?! You told her about CP?! If she's a smart chick, you're hosed!

I told her about "a site I post on." Not CP by name. I'm not that dumb.

It was his first step towards getting me involved in a threesome.

Give her the Naked Twister Surprise. Bust out the Twister game and get naked. When she's not looking, tape a pic of your penis on the spinny-thingamajig. Give it a whirl, cross your fingers, and when it lands on Penis... well, I'm sure you know the rest.

Surprise!

Hell naw!

I think you just called Gonzo dumb. LMAO

Lol nope. I'm just gonna do it like I normally do. Put it in the butt without any warning, see what happens.

No comment.

Slippery Slope Surprise?

Pfft. Novice. :p

Well, I work for a living guys, so... I'm out. Have a good night!

Oh and Joey, no more short story crap on the Survivor thread. I suck at writing. LMAO