Perhaps. I'm great at being the center of attention online and offline. Offline, a lot of guys are jealous they don't possess that ability.

One of my friend, young friends, who just graduated...we went out for one last hurrah...and this dude was a total, intellectual hipster. But he was funny. Awesome dude to hang out with, he always had the best retort to one of my ridiculous statements. We would have a crowd in the courtyard because we played off of one another so well.

He told me he'd never met someone who was so quick witted when I needed to be...or when I'd say something. I'm good at yelling at hot girls walking by, saying something ridiculous, and tying it into humorous wit. Sometimes I feel like Will Ferrell in Old School when he does that debate and he claims, "I don't know, I just blacked out for a minute." Because I don't understand where half of it comes from...and most of it is funny enough where I'm not quite sure how I even thought of it.

So yes, I've seen many dudes be quite jealous of that ability.

No one likes the center of attention when the center of attention is good at being the center of attention.

I see the confusion.
You don't understand what the term "original" means.
Play on, playa.

I can't help it if I'm awesome, guy. It's my world, and all of you are living in it. Well, the online portion at least.

father poop. sorta like father time

Are you the evil dictator of my online Chiefs world?

you have nothing on Phobia for yelling out things at passersby.

You might have a point there. Now that I look back... all my posts in this thread have been designed to push me higher in the Hootie ranking system. I just wish you hadn't outed me so early.

Regale us with a tale of Phobia's exploits in this regard, sir.

That post from him scared me, honestly. I'm the king of what he just described and there are dozens of people on this site who have witnessed that in person.

I'm rooting for you to do well here, but as an impartial analyst, I feel like I need to call 'em like I see 'em.

agreed. all I'm gonna say

Tell us the truth. You're really a Hootie mult, aren't you? Those bans were just clever ploys to make detection difficult.

I feel like such a fool having argued with you about whether or not you were justified in banning you. Well played.

Yup Hootie is Dennis Reynolds. CP's Golden God and we are his minions.

Just don't make me clean up the floor after you're finished with your circle jerk here ok? :)