You seem to have a self-esteem issue, which doesn't really seem warranted. Not for nothing, but you need to fix that. If you think of yourself as crap, that's the aura you'll put off. Stop worrying about "competing" or "not being (the) type" or "not being good enough". You'll never get anywhere with that kind of thinking.

Oh, yeah, and... Princess Leia Metal Bikini alert.

This is a guy I've actually been FWB with. He's not that great in the sack, but I love hanging out with him. He's started dating someone, so now I'm chopped liver. When I'm around him and talk to him, I get jealous knowing he's dating someone else. This is knowing that we'd probably never make it as a couple. I sure as hell miss hanging out with him though.

I just wish I could be the center of one guy's attention.

I am pirating MLB 2K10.

How come these people who eat 54 hot dogs aren't in the hospital blowing out diahrea for two weeks after like I would be after 8.

I actually called security for the first time since I've lived in an apartment complex that's patrolled. It's after 11PM. I may not have to work tomorrow, but people here do. A group of people have decided that today is the 4th of July, and they're setting their fireworks off in the parking lot outside my building. We are also within the city limits of a city that does not allow fireworks. Also, when they shoot them off, dogs in the buildings go crazy. I guess I wasn't the only person annoyed, as the operator said they'd had another call from someone in another building here. I think I just saw him drive by, so we'll see what happens.

Statistically, more people are killed each year by falling coconuts than by shark attacks.

I am of the belief that every one of those idjits goes and purges after they're done. There's no WAY that having 50+ hot dogs in your gut in that amount of time is healthy for you.

nice place you guys got here

Toy Story 3 was a bit demented and psychotic. What's with that 18 year old boys obsession with his Woody? Girls, Andy. You need to think about girls now.

I've never had sex with a midget and I'm okay with that.

Yes, but my chancer are greater against a coconut. They never made no summer blockbuster about a man-eating coconut patrolling the summer waters in the northeast.

So, my boss was out for a couple of weeks following a hip resurfacing surgery. I got a call from his wife this weekend, poor guy broke his fuggin' femur... just by walking! Ugh! It looks like I am, once again, taking care of the business on my own. Sure, no problem... I love a good challenge.

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I hate food eating contests. I think they are a waste and they make me sad. In the time it takes them to eat all that food they don't need, 3 kids (i'm estimating) in Africa have starved to death.

Does anyone else have issues with sportingnews.com loading correctly?

Nope.