that time of the month already?

The cool thing was, I got to splash around in the chicken blood with this really nice girl at my work and sprayed her off outside with the hose.

i've seen porn flicks that start out just like that

Chicken Blood porn is the best!

How you doin boog?

did you guys just throw out the rotted fish and chicken? If ya toss it in a bucket and let it simmer in the heat for a few days it could make for some good chum and/or catfish bait.

not too bad. think i got a turtle head pokin out.

how about yourself?

Yeah, we threw it away. It was so gross.

i'm glad you didn't dump it in somebodies swimming pool or something. that would be really mean.

this new chick i'm poking has a weird fetish of giving me hickies on my butt cheeks while i'm trying to sleep.

I'm good with it, i just find it pretty odd. Going to ask her who taught her that butt i'm afraid to ask.

Kinda what I emant by throw it away, but whatever.


Quit suckin my ass I'm trying to sleep!

I'm not sure if that is better or worse than going to sleep with a chick who doesn't take off her makeup before going to sleep and you wake up with eye shadow on your shirt every damn time.

strangest damn thing. Really tickles.

I'm so excited i just cant hide it. I'm about to lose control and i think i like it.

try spitting on it first