you have to watch the movie.

There's a huge nice one that just opened in Independence. One of our new fancier low-budget places.

Do you have it? Can you lend it to me?

So after we got to the bottom of the parking lot, I pushed her back to the top to where they kept the grocery carts and I pushed her in so she was trapped. Being drunk I thought it was a good idea to do it again as hard as I could and she hurt her knee when I did.

So you did get some smush smush.

Wait.... is that it?

There was much pouting, but anyways, the taxi finally got there and took us home. The fare was $17.40 but I only had like $12 in cash so I asked him to put $15 on my credit card and it was declined for some reason so she had to pay using her card. I felt bad about that, but whatever I just bought her like $30 in drinks.

Sidenote: I have become very friendly with this bartender chick at the bar and I'm fairly certain that she hooks us the **** up. She loves the girl too. On friday night we drank at least 15 drinks each and my tab was only $48. Last night it was her, me, and another friend of mine. We probably had about 50 drinks total and the tab was $80.

Multi-level units are the worst, the heat is always going to rise to the top. One thing you might try is to turn your fan from Auto to On and let it run 24/7 to keep the air flowing whether the AC is running or not. And make sure the air returns on the lower level aren't obstructed by anything.

Okay where was I? Oh that's right.

We get into the house and we both lay down on the couch and she was saying her back hurt and her knee (the knee was my fault).

So I got her seated right in front of me, and my legs are straddling her and I start my massage.

I take her shirt and bra off and continue with massage. It's getting pretty sexy at this point. I think I had a boner. Don't quote me, I was pretty drunk.

Do you give a decent massage?

FYP

Decent is a good word. I forgot to mention that I smoked a bowl, so it was probably one of the better massages I've given. If I'm ever doing anything with my hands (building shit, playing sports, giving massages...), I'm much better at it when I'm high.

This massage therapist guy I met who went to jail for sticking his finger up an unexpecting hole told me that most massage therapists smoke pot. Comes with the job, he said.