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This story is based on true events.
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Last night I went to the bar with her.
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The names are changed to protect the innocent.
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I don't remember what time she showed up, but I got there at around 5 pm. I drank a lot by the time it was 1:20ish am.
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I called that bitch a taxi, bitches love taxis.
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Drinking is something to do!
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As we're waiting for a taxi, she hops into a grocery cart of the Big Lots that is next door. I don't know if you guys have Big Lots, but its a pretty shitty store.
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So now she is in the grocery cart, and I hop on the back and ride the bar and we ride the cart around the parking lot because the parking lot is a hill so we rode it a pretty far way.
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