ky with the win.

Winner. You can go home now.

Happy 4th Chiefsplanet

This thing didn't pick up till I said I'm going to bed. Then I take one shit, it gains 16 posts.

Yep. I'm out. Kurt, don't go too crazy celebrating.

I just shot of some bottle rockets.

You have got to ****ing be kidding me...

Message from my ex, along with a friend request, on facebook:

"How is Fatcat?? How are you?? I hope you are doing ok.....sorry it's been so long and sorry about everything....I think about you a lot, just about averything....but anyway, I hope Fatcat is good....."

Ignore it. Seriously.

Hi luv. For the 3rd time in this thread.

What a romantic...

Seriously luv the best response is no response. Don't do it.

Hi.

And I'm definitely not responding to him.

You should send him a pic of me naked.

Good. You win.

I find it very hard to believe that he thinks I'd respond. If I did send him anything, I'd tell him the cat was dead and ask him what he wants. Not worth it though. Anything having to do with him only brings drama. No thanks.

Is the cat dead?

If not, you should send him a pic of the cat with ketchup everywhere.