Thats better. :)

Hey, Coffey.....do you all get your milk delivered? Might want to rethink that.

sunshine put rocky in the shadows......

mmm, ok - now we don't so maybe if we do things will change????

Coffey really just wants the milkman to visit him.

all he needs is a fifth of crown and I'll open the door for him.....

According to Milkman she'll be happier. But then he likes to make the merchandise in lingerie stores sticky....

Then you too can have a milk mustache.

ROFL

I watched Open Season tonight. That movie some funny s**t.

The best part is the way they treat the rabbits.

We rented it a month or so ago. Good movie.

Do they cook them? :hmmm:

I'm insatiable.

sooo, vodka + milk = white russian, therefore, Crown + Milk = sticky russian?

FYP:p

The result of running from angry husbands.

bed time for bonzo, so get the kitty name loaded and send them my way.


squidtrap......

Night Night, Kitty Cat.

P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what was for dinner today?

I had an eye doc appt. so we ate at IHOP.

So you must have had Chinese recently.

Nah, I don't like cat meat.

I'd like to make homemade banana nut muffins and strawberry muffins for breakfast, but we need milk.

Hey Milkman!!!!!

Can you deliver a gallon of 2% by morning?

Joie, you have some splaining to do.

That would be one expensive 2% gallon.

Maybe I'll just go to the grocery store tommorrow.

That sounds like a VERY logical idea.

But I don't wanna.

Order it on the internet. Should only take a week.

I tried to order it over the internet. My Milkman was unreasonable.

Damn Milkman. :cuss:

If he wasn't a figment of my imagination..........

A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. The rancher thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."

After the rancher finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to his son and asked him: "Do you got any questions about what you seen here tonite?" "Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads negatively.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

Does this have anything to do with beryllium?

One day a polock went to his lawyer and told him he wanted a divorce from his wife.

The Lawyer said "sure I can do that so why do you want a divorce? Did she cheat on you?"

"No" replied the polock, "I just want a divorce."

The lawyer responded "you don't love her anymore?"

"No" responded the polock, "can't I just divorce her?

"Sure" the lawyer responded, "but I just have to know why, was it irreconcilable differences?"

"well" the polock responded "if you must know I think she is going to kill me"

"KILL YOU?!?!" repsonded the lawyer

"Yea" said the polock "the other day when I went through the house every drawer I opened had polish remover in it"

:fart:

:)

Thats gorgeous!!!!!!

If you look real close you can see the ski patrol dog (I'm assuming avalanche recovery) sitting next to the ski patrol guy.

Thanks Joie - I'm just going to have to buy a better camera. :D

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OMG those pics are incredible!

:)

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More pics! :clap:

Not bad, not bad at all.....


reminds me of this oldie, in case you hadn't heard it:

Micky mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie and after filing the paperwork he went before the judge.

The judge says to Micky, "I'm sorry, but I can't give you a divorce"

"Why the heck not?!?!" Micky exclaimed back

"because you need more of a reason than just, 'she is crazy', Micky."

Micky looked rather puzzled, and asked "what do you mean, I never said that! I said I want a divorce because she's fucking Goofy!"

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Nice pictures countrygirl, where is that at? colorado? what part?

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It's at Bridger Bowl, Montana (outside of Bozeman)

ROFL

I should've waited another few seconds to take this one. You can't tell - but the bank completely drops off and pretty much you would just see the guys shoulder's & head for a split second until he gets further down the slope.

I thought you would like that! ;)

Never been to Montana, looks beautiful


Nice picture from Bill too.....ROFL

check out their website.... bridgerbowl.com I didn't even get on 1/3 of the trails!

I plan on going to the top of the South Bowl tomorrow - so I'll try to get some other pics

look forward to seeing them.

Your new avatar is interesting, Coffey.

you almost can't help but laugh when you see it...... It won't last long, I miss calvin.

evening all

The Hass is kinda annoying there cc

the hotel I'm at just gave me some homemade banana bread!

evening

hass makes me laugh.....

I like banana bread

I have homemade banana bread in the oven. A truly selfless act on my part, I hate bananas.

banana's are good after a long run to help prevent muscle cramping. :thumb:

As my Dad (who also hates bananas) says....


Superman had Kryptonite. I have Bananas.

LOL

I can't believe how sore my legs are today. Dang.

A woman that doesn't like Bananas.

That's just wrong.

Need more PT.

Which is a sad commentary, since he never intended to make you laugh.

I think it's the spring skiing conditions. :p

I'm tired. I don't wanna work tommorrow.