ROFL

Love this idea

Bonus roast: TEX and Houston are such an awful place that GoChiefs moved away.

I dunno, I kind of liked living in Houston~

Wonderful.

Did y'all know I'm from Texas as well?

GET UP OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHITTY AVATAR

You ever want to go back and bang some fine ass Texas sluts?

Well the quality of human beings in that city and state have improved and where ever you moved to just went down dramatically.

It's this kind of thing that puts you in the DHoF.

Do you think I care what you and your dumbass friends do, even if I understood whatever the hell it is you are trying to say you and your dumbass friends are doing?

KC

The reason GoChiefs left was that he was a non-fine Texas slut who could only get any if he was the one taking it up the ass...

What do you think of your place on the list and the SNR roast?

I think I get it now, homeslice!!!!!!!

You are banned from starting threads, posting and responding because you have multiple heads on your dick?!?!?!?! And you are upset about it, hence the "so take it back?" That is AWFUL, man!!! I feel as if you have been discriminated against!!! Which mod did this to you?!?!!? THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!!!! MODS SHOULDN'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE MULTIPLE HEADS ON THEIR PENIS!!!!

Didn't know I was on it and SNR always has plenty of nothing to say...

:( I TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME

Mr. Roy, that still doesnt make sense

Nope. Just didn't know I was on it because I didn't search for it. Now that I read it, it's pretty much spot on. LMAO

BTW, Case Keenum is my 2nd cousin by marriage. He married my 2nd cousin Kimmy...They were dating since HS so I got to see the kid grow up first hand. I also graduated from UH so that's probably why I'm biased when it comes to him. I saw him Easter and he said that he might be going to Baltimore this year if he doesn't stick in Houston.

There, did I supply more Houston Texan / Case Keenum Info? Now I'm off to eat some BBQ! ;)

Give me the name of a Houston bbq joint worth it's salt. It's been underwhelming as a bbq city so far compared to the rest of the state. They've got some fine burgers in that city, though.

Oh Good Grief! Where is everybody's sense of humor today. I was being sarcastic. Grant it I goofed with the response to it.

It's just unreal around here sometime, everybody has to be so perfect with sentences and punctuality.

First and only time I have ever seen 2 guys in public lock lips.

You're right. I'm going to a place in Crosby (about 40 miles NE of Houston) called "Goings BBQ" off of FM 2100. If you're ever in the area, check it out. I order prepared briskets from them all the time. In fact, had one for the Easter gathering I referred to in my last post.

In Houston, I go to Good Company usually. Not the best, but it's "OK." I stay way from Luther's. I used to go to Drexler's BBQ all through college and up until about 10 years ago when it closed. Now that place was awesome!

Nice....I can actually hit that place on my way in or out of Houston in a couple of weeks. Thanks, man.

ROFL

The butt hurt is better than the roasts and the roasts have been great this year. LMAO

Ever been to the Castro district of SF? My Father in Law took me there to "desensitize" me to the gays as a joke.

We park the car and walk into the closest store to get change for the meter. That store just happened to be a gay porno shop. Two guys full on making out behind the register. There's also a tv above them, with a gay porno blasting. It's in the middle of a scene where some big black dude has this scrawny white guy bent over and is ****ing the shit out of him. I wanted to vomit on the spot.

It wasn't rico it was his alternate redneck ego

I bought that dvd, though.

So since you moved to KC you have caused Hoof and Mouth Disease within your Family Circus. Everyone knows you have had Mouth Disease for a long time.

This will be a CP staple...wait till the bottom 101

When I come up I'm going to troll the ever loving shit out of anyone not paying attention. Might even start an I'm leaving forever thread. Full on faux temper tantrum incoming.

There is a turd in need of a flushing btw

ROFL EXCELLENT delivery.

What's your Bum Phillips lawn statue made of? Do you have one of those nice granite ones?

Creepy

Gonna play the same game as last year.

lol...thanks. PGM snuck a post in between my two though. That damn 20 seconds between posts rule got me.

It's a BIG Chia Pet Type - It's right next to my Earl Campbell one. Got Bum and Earl on different sides of the yard so you can see one the minute you turn the corner from either direction!

I have been to SF but not that location. I don't care what or whoever you do at night.

yepLMAO

Roasts are better than last year. They just haven't been delivered by heels.

I'll be sure to tell my family to watch out for any 400-lb men they come across.

EVERY DAY is JASONAUTO's day to whine...Once a tool, always a tool.

Please link a post where I've whined.

Link a thread where I've disagreed with you. If you would read them there are always other people saying I'm right.

Wonder why?

Now why don't you and Roy go choke each other with your cocks
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Tex speaks idiot too I guess, he understood roycs post
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Where has roy 3 been?

Hey now!!! I understood ROYC's post.... he was banned for having multiple heads on his dick. The reason these mods banned him was totally uncalled for.

So I guess since I understood ROYC's post, that means I speak idiot?!?!?! :harumph: CP hook-ups aren't supposed to treat each other like that, Jason. YOU ARE BEING VERBALLY ABUSIVE TO ME!!!!!

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- rico SAUTO

Wear a rubber dude

We may need Smed to decode Roy ' s post. Someone find him.

Sweet. #92. I'm cool with that.

Much appreciated it.

Someone had over to Steele's and inform Rusty of his roast

I remember last year, Rusty McShackleberger was impatiently awaiting his roast...until it happened.

LMAO

How does a person with multiple heads on their penis wear a rubber? Do they make special rubbers for those types of penises? THAT'S BE A WEIRD LOOKING RUBBER!!!

Maybe there is a specialized rubber for men with warts on their genitalia. That'd probably work... I hear that dudes with warts can have outbreaks that result in their penises looking like a cluster of cauliflower branches.

ROFL

:popcorn:

I have more names. Shall SNR do a few more? I say yes.

Why not I just made a beer run.

This was in broad daylight, my man. They've got no shame in the Castro.

Did you get a Timboner?

Do our dearly departed Frazod.

I said I bought the dvd, didn't I?

He has not been revealed yet. He may be on the list.

Zarth is roasting luv. I know that much.

This is for 2014, so unfortunately AWOL guys like FAX and farzod shouldn't be on the list.

Same here with my parents in the car and this was 20 years ago.

This going to be good... Or better be.

What would be better is if she has a better rank.

LMAO

Yet JASON KEEPS responding to...:hmmm:

Whats the matter, can't connect your own dots? Out of crayons?

The real question with you is how come you're always talking about cocks? You're probably wearing your Michael Sam jersey right now...

:popcorn:

Awww damn, he played the SAM card.

No, Sam played the Sam card. I just borrowed it because it was topic appropriate.

i've got a brother-in-law whose family is french canadian, although he was born in maine...

not bad for a frenchy actually...

swears in french though...

81. bevischief

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Then the midgets

With chainsaws roaring

Wrote three words

In that thread

That was shitty

Then the midgets

Raped Knowmo stupid

Using three words

At a time

Just like this

Then the midgets

Kicked PGM square in the dick for making that shitty thread that made me keep posting "Then the midgets" in other threads for a period of several months.

Okay, but seriously, I'm kind of a cool guy. But like all North Dakotans, I sound a lot dumber than I actually am. All I have to do is drunk post on CP occasionally, and BAM! People suddenly think I'm an incoherent asshole who masturbates to all of the reality shows about little people on TLC.

On the positive side, my NDSU Bison would probably beat Rusty's shitty ****ing Cyclones by 5 TDs in football. At least I've got that going for me.