What this place needs is an enema.

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This thread is still going?

"JC, this town needs a hero."

So are psychotic whackjobs.

LMAO

So, what I'm getting is Dane couldn't get DaFace to compare his Denver medical weed with Dane's LA medical weed, and therefore he was worried his was not superior, so he booked it?

Fair enough.

Bonnie Tyler?

What?

Where did Dane go he went to the bathroom no he didn't he left for good it's Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, time to party, party, party, I see my friend R8er which hole do I choose mouth or the butt mouth or the butt he so excited he he he he so excited.

Think "I need a Hero"....

I just nominated you for the new CP mod position, if you're interested.

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Yeah.

Yes, we have our share of those around here too. They're currently over in Rain Man's thread voting for an overrated Guns n Roses song instead of American Pie.

LMAO

I always thought whoever sang that was black for some reason.

'Doc' Scurlock

Is he back yet?

The Bird by Josiah G. Scurlock;

"Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary, there came a knocking at my...back porch"

He ain't very original, is he

I'm a poet. I wrote it.

Not so much anymore.

I like Mr. frazod just fine and my kitchen appliances dread his presence, but I must admit that, whenever the whole "ChiefsPlanet used to be great and now it sucks ass" subject rears its myopic head, it always makes me feel kind of sad.

I mean, there are some good, newish posters here along with veteran posters. The newer people add value to this place in my view and it's a slap in the face to those posters to claim that the Planet used to be better. Maybe it was just ... I don't know ... different?

Of course, the moron element is in high relief around here these days ... as is the pussy element. However, I'm pretty sure there were morons back in the days of yore. Otherwise, where did 1 slice toasters come from?

FAX

I must agree Mr. Fax.

Iiii have come to save the dayyyyy....

Are there really any GOOD Jewish posters?

Ohhhh,.... "newish!!!"

http://newhiptips.com/wp-content/upl.../12/images.jpg

:evil:

Ah, a bright shining example of my point being driven home.

I'm not going anywhere, cockchugger. And I'm not here to amuse some reject from the ass of the world, either. In fact, I have a better idea - if my "moaning about how the place has gone to shit" annoys you so much, I'll just keep right on doing it. That and anything else I can do to make your stay as unenjoyable as possible.

Don't like it? Go find a nice soccer board to infest. Mate.

gentile

I'm amused by the fact that you think I care one way or the other about anything you say. So thanks for the chuckle.

Is it true? Its illegal to take more than a 5 minute shower in Australia ?

i agree that it's good to get new posters here. i always write, "www.chiefsplanet.com" on the bathroom walls at truck stops to do my part.
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Yes, you care so little about what I say that you didn't even feel compelled to comment on it.

Go chew on some more paint chips, ****tard.

On the evidence, I don't think you know what "care" means. I am unsurprised.

:evil:I am taking a litte dig at you...mostly for amusement.
I enjoy most of your posts. It is comical in some of your posts in this thread that sounded somewhat like Dane.
Dont get too thinned skin, it is all good.

OOoooooooh. So THAT'S how Clay found the site..

Well, it seems some of the whiny little vags who apparently can't stand the thought of no longer being slapped around by Dane have transferred their butthurt to me. Just doing my part to oblige them. :thumb:

I used to have mine set for 80 posts per page but Clay's GIF thread and the Epic Fail thread cured that. Even with a reasonably fast internet connection, 80 posts worth of animated GIFs loading at the same time would bring my computer to its knees.

I'm quite sure you don't know what it means. By all means, continue showing how much you don't care, douche. LMAO

I must admit though, for a drama queen like Dane this topic is a fitting farewell.

I actually beat the rush and went insane in my late 40's. I had the energy needed to truly do justice to my state of insanity. I mean, c'mon, if I'm going to do something, might as well do it right, ya know?

That shouldn't cause any problem posting. I rarely ever use my ass to type with. Creates too many typos.

I don't know about clay, but it would explain Badgirl. :eek:

The personality of CP has really changed over the years. The four horsemen were a little hard to take during the last few off seasons, but their influence seems to be reduced now that the Chiefs are moving in a positive direction. Personally, I kind of like the recent evolving personality of CP. There are a lot of new posters with a good sense of humor.

This place peaked in April of '06.

Like i said before, this place has been the same since I showed up in '05. And the current older members aren't much different than the newer members.

After all, they're the ones who set the precedent for everyone who joined after. Dane is a perfect example of that. If he can be a douche, and he is a senior member, wouldn't all the new members feel that they can be a douche too?

After all, all they would be doing is fitting in with the rest of us.

CP isn't about Noob members, it's about a Culture. A Culture that was developed long before I, and many of us arrived.

So the way i see it, if older members want to complain about CP's culture, they have no one else to blame but themselves.

Obviously it is not my intention to disparage every person who joined after August of 2000 (although I certainly delight in disparaging anyone who is stupid enough to believe that). We've had plenty of good n00bs show up over the years. And it's also not like everybody we started with was completely awesome, either. The main thing I miss is the time when the majority of people I would interact with here were people I actually knew in real life. Back then most active posters either new each other personally or knew other members who knew them personally. It was a friendler place. We'd get together for games, parties, etc. That still happens, obviously, but it's a much smaller percentage. And many of the people I was really good real life friends with either no longer post here or post very infrequently (KCWolfman, raiderhader, ENDelt, jazzlover, rausch, LVNHack and MarkM are all good examples). Whether they got fed up, or grew up (we've had people here who started posting in high school who are now pushing 30), or just got busy and moved on, their absence diminishes the place. I realize this won't matter to some dildo from another country who'll never meet anybody, but to those of us who actually visit Kansas City every now and then, it's kind of a bummer.

Maybe you just stopped making the effort to make friends. My understanding is that they have a real life get together in St. Joe pretty much every year. I've also heard that luv has tried to organize some face to face time both in KC and in Springfield and that Rain Man opened his home to some ChiefsPlanet people for the draft a year or two ago. Get out. Shake some hands. Throw back a shirley temple and hug it out with some of the noobs you have so much disdain for. Maybe you'll find that happy place again. :shrug:

You'll always be welcome in my home Fraz.... Big Gay hug time!

People come, people go. It's the way of things. I've met plenty of people - founding members and n00bs - at tailgates in the past few years. I've never met anyone on your list.

It sucks when people change, but I don't keep in as close of touch with my best friend for 20 years either. It's not because he suddenly decided he hated me. Our lives just went different directions. It happens.

Good old patty, being his normal obtuse, douchy, leg-humping self. My point, you ****ing moron, is that the people I'm talking about WON'T GO TO A GATHERING, EVER, whether it's held at Arrowhead, Joe's house or otherwise. I already know most of the people who attend those events. The others are the eternally anonymous, and obviously have every intention of remaining so. Do you really think some prick like R8ers or failass is going to show up at Joe's and hug it out with everybody he's offended over the years? Maybe Amelia Earhart will show up, too. :rolleyes:

I can't imagine why you have a hard time making friends with the new guys.

This reads a lot like, "the radio station I listened to back in high school sucks now!"

One of those demotivational posters said, "the only common denominator in all your dysfunctional relationships is you" :Poke:

I get along just fine with lots of them. There's really only a handful of people here, out of hundreds of active posters, that I don't like. I realize that since you're one of them, and as a matter of course you always overestimate your own personal sense of self-worth, you just assume I dislike everybody, but that's not the case. You also seem to enjoy making up your own version of the truth about things, but again, your lies and accusations don't mean a thing to me; just to those who are gullable/stupid enough to believe them.

As for people who don't like me yet require a few years to work up the nerve to mention it, well, there's not much I can do about that. Admittedly, I am getting a bit cranky in middle age, and was never exactly touchy/feely to begin with, so I'm bound to rub some folks the wrong way. I guess I'll just have to soldier on without them.

Last comment from me, and then I'm done with this thread -

Dane seems like a great guy that would sit down and have a beer or three with you. Obviously R8ers found a weakness and exploited it, showing Dane really is human. Put me squarely in the group that feels this place is less without his posts. I wish him well if he truly is done with the place, but hope he comes back after he has a cooling off period.

I didn't ever see Dane as a douche. Tom is a douche extraordinaire, and the two don't compare. Yeah, Dane wouldn't shy from flaming away on someone, but it would seem as if he would be willing to reconcile with whomever he got into it with, where Tom would not.

Whatever. Hopefully I cross paths with the guy at some point in my life. Like I said, he'd be a guy I'd like to have a couple of beers with.

You don't like me? I thought we had a kind of brotherly rivalry thing going on.

I agree with what you say about Dane, but I don't think you're being fair to Tom. He's gotten mad and flamed me a few times only to later be fine with me. He's definitely got an abrasive style once his identity has been outed, but he's not a nonstop douche unless (a) you're a nonstop douche to him, (b) you frequently badmouth religion, or (c) you're an argumentative, diehard liberal.

Remember my Like/Dislike scale? You're pretty much cemented between levels 6 and 7 at this point. I don't see that ever changing.

But the thing about me is, if I don't like you, I won't pussyfoot around it, or try to act like I'm just having fun with you to sell an image. You'll know, and so will everyone else.

This doesn't mean I'll stalk you from thread to thread offering inane commentary on your every post, however. I've got better things to do.

I thought I would have worked my way up to 5 by now.

Does that include stating that anyone who disagrees with you about anything anywhere on the board [and for all we know, random street acquaintances] should go tongue patteau's asshole since they're clearly such good friends now?

Just stopped in to see if we were still shitting on the assholes who stay, while defending assholes who leave. Of couse, all perpatrated by the asshole royalty around here.

Gripping debate.

Yours truly,
The Asshole

Over 100 pages, well done CP!

I think you need to change your signature to "butthurt pussy"

Yep.......your still here.

Weak smack BTW.

What an ego you must have. To think people wlant to hear from you over 43,000 times. And with gems like butthurt pussy. Thats right Hotrod, be all you can be.

U da man!

Another one of my happy little stalkers. This thread's like a snake charm. LMAO

But I'm glad you showed up. I mentioned in an earlier post that just because somebody's been here from the beginning doesn't mean they can't suck just as much as some douchy n00b, and you're certainly solid proof of that.

It appears I have disappointed you. Lay it out. Tell me everything I've done wrong. I want to learn. Spare nothing.

I don't hate anyone on here, or pretty much anywhere outside of despots I'll never come into contact with.

The only thing that angers me personally is when people [mostly in the distant past] assert that I'm lying or shilling for another, as I stand behind everything I say here [unless it's clearly playing devil's advocate, 'Demonpenzing' a dummy [for obvious laughs] or haranguing an idiot . . . in which case I always make my TIC approach clear].

I think we should conduct a little experiment. You leave, and we'll see if anybody misses you. We'll even forward your mail to the Mane free of charge.

Yours truly,
The Asshole Royalty Around Here

There needs to be some clarification on this? Is a "butthurt pussy" one that has had their vagina hurt by some random anus or is it one that contains a sore butt and a vagina?

To the contrary, I'm thrilled with your timely contribution to this thread. :thumb:

Well we've had douche of the year. Is it time to pop out the poll for King of the Assholes? Man I love the offseason.

I hope I would not be missed. That would mean I had spent my life on here like you do. There are only a certain few who want to be "King of the Dipshits". You can have it bro.

I'll stick with the casual posting.

I'll leave soon enough.

Well, somebody else will need to run that one, since I'll obviously be in top contention. It seems I'll get most of Dane's votes, too. LMAO

Write if you get work.

Well I'd do it but I just ain't got that much gumption. What Ron White's Grandpa used to say about him applies to me. "That boy's got a lot of quit in him"

Anyone? Help? I fear my 'douchiness' is suppressing my Id. I'd love the insight to evolve from 'douche who doesn't hate others' to 'asshole who hates everyone.'

Someone, help me achieve Fradzom, it appears Fraz is incapable.

This is such a wonderful place, perhaps the best on earth for earning eternal hate for FAILING to hate those whom others hate, even if you have no hate for those who hate others who you don't.

In the case of Crazyhorse and a couple of others, it's pretty apparent to me that the OB sneezed during the episiotomy, and the outhouse shares an open room with the playground.

It's a personal journey of discovery, really. I can only point you down the path.

I got lost on the first hate.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


I bet they spend more money a month on tp than cable.

You're trying too hard. It seems almost desperate.

Just let it flow.............Chuckles.

You'll get it.

Frazod is a dick.

BL's big into impressing himself with his rhetorical nonsense. He gives himself a free pat on the back for every poster who openly admits to being baffled by his bullshit.

That's one. So far.