"Machete" is the fake trailer before "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" that's being made into a feature film by Robert Rodriguez.

If you haven't seen "Grindhouse", I'd highly recommend it. Especially "Planet Terror".

LMAO

Hmmm. I do 400 crunches a day. Hopefully there will be a pot of ab gold at the end of my rainbow.

Wow. Have the rivers started turning to blood? Locust swarms? :D

You weren't here for the original goatcheese beatdowns in 2002 and 2003. It was brutal. People would back me into a corner and I would go down swinging like a Tazmanian Devil.

Well, I am done clowning on you poor guys for now. I am gonna go ridin now.

Feel free to post pics of your hot wifes or gfs that are sooooo much hotter than the girls I hooked up with.

I do give props to Phobia for at least showing off his skanky wife. major props to him.

I was planning on it, until the jerkasses at Blockbuster split it up on two separate disks.

Double feature at the theater, split onto two disks to make more money as a rental.

:cuss:

The more I look at that pic, the more I think that was once a guy.

Indeed I had to look twice to make sure what I was reading, but he was dead nuts, right on the mark. :D

That was actually the film company. It's split into two discs when you buy it too.

Do you really just hate Blockbuster that much?

Yeah, i got a kick outta that post to...he & 'his boys' would be in for a 'World of Sorrow' if they dared to show their faces at a Planet tailgate.

They better just quickly duck into the stadium & keep those caps pulled low.

I've always wondered about guys who get thier chest and eyebrows waxed.
Do you go someplace for that? Or do you do it at home?
If you go somewhere, is it embarrassing to be seen going in there?

He's busted. Someone call the Atlanta PD about the stolen lap top. ROFL

Dude, you were kicked into the ditch like a dead rodent along side the road. You are still a strange son of a bitch at times, but you do have some great video.

That's what I thought. I seem to remember them saying something about "one pissed off Mexican" or something like that in the trailer.

FAX

400 sounds a little crazy lol. You probably need to work on your technique. If thats not the case and those are legit, then work on your diet. Cardio is best done right when you wake up with no food in your sotmache.

Ps. Id post pictures of myself but I dont think this is the best time or thread lol. Ive got better abs then the douche nozzle thread starter.

I know, but yeah, BB can suck my ass.

I mean, c'mon.

150 copies of Gigli, but only one of Apocalypse Now?

yep...3 for 3
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Oh, of course.... when you're busy partying every night and working your way up to 6 figures everyday, who has time to rack up 30 posts a day attention-whoring across two user ids over the course of a week?

Hell, if you weren't living the life, you would be gochiefs. Good thing you have so many other good things going on in your life.

He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't stop there. He likely has them wax his apple bag as well. Save that hair there little buddy, judging from your pictures you will need it to super glue to you noggin in about two years to avoid sunburn.

or make a candle with 6 wicks.
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:D

Ouch

This thread has grown almost as big as my dick since I was here earlyer.

OK a lot bigger than my dick...

Thegirls are average at best. If I were back at 25, I might've hit it, but it would've been out of sympathy.

These days, they that which I tap has to have been an all-state athlete in high school (at a minimum) and have a PhD in an engineering discipline.

Also, virgin territory. I don't like used-up tramps.

Is this the same guy that stole your avatar too?

The girls aren't bad but it's pretty obvious that they're skanks. I'm actually more unimpressed that you haven't hit the blond chick yet.

The way she looks I could **** her and not even bother with the 'digits'.

About 2 more years that tuft in the middle will be gone. ROFL

ROFL

"Grindhouse" rep.

is it coincidence that you and M_V both call people sir?

:hmmm:

Yeah, but that's cool. There's nothing like riding your motorcycle at high speeds and feeling the wind on your scalp.

FAX

I'm just trying to figure out why this idiot posted a picture of himself and his two favorite "f*g hags". :shrug:

Grindhouse was never released as a double feature. Weinstein Company broke it into 2 discs....ostensibly to reduce disk size, but also I'm sure to increase profit.

FYP

quoted just in case anyone needed their daily reminder of why shotguns and shovels were invented.


carry on.

Eh.. What else is there to do. It's a slow day. :shrug:

and slamming old milwaukee to ease the pain from buffing your scalp and forehead with bug and tar remover.

Guys, enough with the baldness, okay? He already explained that it was just cut too short.

There's a Japanese box set with the theatrical and double-feature releases, All-Region.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/27/...house-box-set/

http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%82%B0%E3...8287506&sr=1-1

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; rogaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; rogaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; rogaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; rogaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; rogaine.

So um, how much did you really paid for those two just to have your picture taken with them?

I know I hate it when I go to get a hair cut, and the barber shaves two arches into the front of my hair.

Exactly. I actually think that he's quite a sport for having his picture taken in such a state.

You come close to mine, I will pump your chest full of lead. And I also should say that is there any chance you will ever realize that you are making yourself look like a complete idiot, as apposed to a cool internet tough guy?



:shake:

I hate big oil.


ooh...wait. Wrong thread. Carry on.

In all fairness, I'm guessing that the majority of people on this board have pulled ass equal or better to that pictured while they were in the 18-25 age group. It may not be very well documented which I would ascribe to digital cameras not being as prevalent when some members were in college as they are today. I myself have often attended a party and ended up with some tanned blond girl. Often my first thought in the morning was "God, I hope I don't have hepatitis" and not "Did I take enough pictures of me with her to prove the size of my internet johnson?"

Still, even if I had taken many pictures of some of the girls I've hooked up with and even if members of this board had tons of pics of themselves with the town bicycle I really doubt that they would be big enough douche bags to post them on the internet and want a gold star.

That is all.

Soooooo.......you're admitting that without the bike they wouldn't be attracted to you?

I'd like to request an official retraction of my 'be safe' while riding comments in the other thread.

He doesn't deserve it.

For all the other riders, 'be safe'.:thumb:

I hope you get a tank slapper at 100mph and can't recover.

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200 in the morning, 200 at night.

Did you put Slayer's face over some girl?...:spock:

Looks a bit like Martin Short.

THis is one of teh most truth threads AVAR!!!!!

Here's a pic of us at the Solvang Century, we couldn't keep the gals away from us!

CHICKS DIG GUYS WITH BIKES, FTW!!!!!!!111!!!!1!1!!!

If you were doing them correctly you wouldn't need or be able to do that many.

ROFL

I find it comical that you feel the need to come to a Chiefs board and post pics of these so called "hot chicks" and brag about yourself so much. In my 33 year experience every person I've ever met that is like u usually fail at life in general. It'll be funny to see where you are in life in 10, 15, 20 years.

Most MEN (that's boys that have grown up) have realized by the age of 24 (I believe that's what you said you were) that talking about yourself all the time will lead to less and less friends. or, if you are like my ex-girlfriend, have NEW friends about every 6 months.

As people grow up they start to realize that people like you are not trust worthy and worthless as a friend.

So, all in all, your a loser and everyone recognizes it. I think it's comical that you think your some bad ass or something.

Ewww. Who's the goober who rides a Cannondale?

ROFL I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it! :thumb:

(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)

Well, this thread was entertaining to say the least.

Nothing can match my $240 Raleigh Mountain Bike.

Especially when it comes to crashing!


:D

"Donger only rides the Bianchi."

Here is The hot little number I sleep with Every night!

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She has 8 teats of Pleasure and can go down on herself if she wants to.
Top that Bike boy.

Ang

i don't buy it... this is well-thought out douche-baggery...

i guarantee these pics he is providing is off of one of his friend's facebook or something...

this is a practical joke. no doubt.... and many of you are falling for it

My daughters are 9 and 11, and they're already smart enough to never have anything to do with yonder stoopfawk. Hell, the 11 year old has already been accepted at Duke... she says that's her safety school.

:LOL:

pssh Litespeed ftw

Crunching on Cheetos doesn't count.

Maybe I can get through to him by sort of putting it in a Brad Pitt sort of way.


"The first rule of the Chiefsplanet Cool club is you do not laugh at your own jokes every time you post. Which means, do not start a sentence with a haha, or end it with a haha. Especially if nobody else is haha'ing with you."

Hey Vulture, if you ever want to gangbang some skanks in Houston shoot me a PM. We'll go slummin.

Meh, maybe if you weigh 140 Lbs.

You ride Angeles Crest on that thing?

lmao oh jeez, this is priceless.

Holy shit! It's Chris Kattaan.

Great news everybody!!! I just divorced the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX and bought a motorcycle!!!

FAX

No you didn't.

Did so.

FAX

This thread has many great moments...

OK

ROFL

hey this dude, said the truth! this thread is F****** reeruned...

I've discovered your secret and it isn't the motorcycle.