Making the pick for the Miami Dolphins is a player familiar to most of us. Tyreek Hill has appeared in 141 games for the Chiefs (91) and Dolphins (50), with pro bowl appearances for both teams.

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Tyreek comes to the stage in his best paternity-suit courtroom outfit, and says,

"I need someone to practice against, so the Miami Dolphins select S Andrew Mukuba, Texas."

He then points to a middlingly attractive woman in the audience and says, "Hey, you wanna have a kid together?"

Tyreek notifies New York that they're on the clock, and then impregnates three women who happened to be standing near the phone.

That big ol' cleat chaser that Tyreek injured is probably breathing a sigh of relief...

Tyreek would have definitely inquired about his sister. But then again, I'm guessing that he inquires about every player's sister.

Couch-Potato, did you message Billay?

He's probably at work at this point. I'd say make his pick and move it along

The Rams come to the podium, then look around in confusion and sit back down.

Yup

The Rams can be seen near the stage gesticulating and waving their draft card at Roger Goodell.

The San Francisco 49ers select Cameron Williams, OT, Texas

Announcing the selection for the Los Angeles Rams is the legendary 1990s Ram-Chief Dexter McCleon! He appeared in 132 combined games for the Chiefs (41) and the Rams (91).

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McCleon enters the stage with confidence and says, "Nothing spells success like a premier cornerback. The Los Angeles Rams select Dorian Strong, CB, Virginia Tech."

Dexter has informed the Lions that they are on the clock.

Can't coach speed...

Tits select Maxwell Hairston, CB, Kentucky