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salame 05-20-2014 03:01 PM
taco bell usually does it for me

GordonGekko 05-20-2014 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by salame (Post 10641227)
taco bell usually does it for me
Taco Bell is easily the cheapest enima you can buy. A couple $.89 burritos and you will be dropping napalm in under 30 mins.

Rams Fan 05-20-2014 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640405)
This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.
This is the first post I've laughed at on CP in a long time.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10641378)
This is the first post I've laughed at on CP in a long time.
http://i.imgur.com/3I9KjMk.gif

Rams Fan 05-20-2014 04:06 PM
How are you not dehydrated?

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10641388)
How are you not dehydrated?
I'm very dehydrated.

Rams Fan 05-20-2014 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10641391)
I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink quite a large amount of water then. You need to be pissing colorless urine to go along with your cataclysmic shits.

htismaqe 05-20-2014 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10641391)
I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10641408)
You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.
I've been drinking all day. Just had some pedialyte actually.

htismaqe 05-20-2014 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10641411)
I've been drinking all day. Just had some pedialyte actually.
That's good.

TribalElder 05-20-2014 04:21 PM
The mathematician worked it out using a #2 pencil

http://ratemypoo.com

bevischief 05-20-2014 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10641162)
Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."

Side note: I haven't shat thrice in one day in a long time.
LMAO

jerryforeverrice80 05-20-2014 06:34 PM
im suprise he was bond up with all the crap that comes out his mouth.

LoneWolf 05-20-2014 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10641422)
The mathematician worked it out using a #2 pencil

http://ratemypoo.com
I don't even want to know how you found that site you sick ****, but i laughed my ass off. Go to the staff favorites and check out The Torcher.

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 09:09 PM
Just ate bean soup. My guts are gurglin' and quiverin' like a virgin on prom night.


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