TINY PACKAGE!

LMAO!

I liked the first draft better.

That'll make you feel important.

Of course, your text in the logo needed to be anti-aliased... ;)

Tiny? Here's the undoctored image.

Yeah, well, biatchman is his alias. If I would have anti-aliased the text, the words would have disappeared. Did you think about that? Huh?

ROFL Geez man, looks like the doctor forgot to cut the cord there about 30 years ago...

That has to come in handy during certain situations for you...

ROFL

Busted.

Holy Stretched Starfish Biatchman!

ROFL

:LOL:

:LOL:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL That is beyond great...

ROFL :LOL: ROFL

That's hilarious.

That might be the greatest photoshop of all time right there... that's a pretty darn good thread idea, but it should be saved for the offseason when we're bored out of our skulls...

Remember: it already is the offseason for some of us.

o:-)

Someone is just begging to be Robin...

:evil:

Good shot...

ROFL Batting practice, BP cuts...

I heard that last Sunday the dynamic duo changed their name to "Coltman and Donkey, the Boy Wonder".

You called my bluff... Alas, I have no Keg on file...

I thought the Colts did a fine job Robin the Donx of any post-season smack....or did i miss something?;)

I really am sick of you people now. I'm humiliated beyond words. I think I'm going to temporarily ban myself as well. The pink socks thing was ONE TIME, you heartless bastards.

Nobody does. I'm not very photogenic (in other words, I'm fat and ugly), and I know it, so I don't generally let anyone with a camera get a clean shot. I figure I'm doing everyone a favor.

I can't believe you guys forgot that Biatchman needs pink socks.

You also don't have to worry about seeing your face show up as cueball on Taco's pool table. :spock:

Anonimity has its advantages.... :D

Yes, I think some people might think they owe me for past photoshop crimes committed.

Not that you'd know anybody like that....

Don't worry, I'm fairly confident I could turn Taco into some kind of semi-Joker... but I don't have the energy to give it a proper whirl at the moment...

I've temporarily unbanned myself to tell you that the Biatchman pics do have pink socks.

I also have a picture of a portly young fellow with his lovely bride standing next to a tree for sale to the highest bidder. Any takers?

Don't worry, I remember. Bastage...... :grr:

:)

I've got to get photoshop. :banghead:

Can she cook?...

I'll take that one. I have all sorts of stuff in mind that I could do with the "bride" half of the photo.

That photo would be pretty funny. I don't think you'd be able to recognize me as the same person if you saw me now.

Not to worry, you're probably better off. That Save-a-lot PC you fiddle with would likely crash 4 times before you could whip something up anyway..... :)

Do they even make photoshop for Crappletosh? :p

ROFL Ouch, the fruity apple user fires across the bow!

No, not a bit.

:clap:ROFL

That's WHY they make it....

I see a great many similarities between Apple and the Chiefs this year, one of them being 8 year old smack that has no bearing on the product on display today.... :)

I photoshop cuz I love! :D

No thanks then, I've already got one of those.... :shake:

Already covered that... :D


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=20856&stc=1

Trust me, you wouldn't want this one even if she could cook.

:spock:

This photoshop stuff has me thinking again.

Be wary all.

The sleeper has awakened. (that quotes just for you Tim :D)

You could at least quote the book, not that ghastly fucking movie :cuss:

o:-)

What's really great is that after this week the following pic is good on two sites.....

http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/jpeg/horse.jpg

Keep fucking doubting Lynch and Toto....time will tell on that one...Spielberg and Williams are but a flash in the pan!
:banghead:
http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue197/dune.jpg

Unfortunately the image is so dark I am unable to make anything out to gather what the smack is in it.

I hate David Lynch like I hate Elway.... :#

Taco's lucky tonight. I've not been fruitful in finding his pics...yet. And it's time for me to get to sleep.

But here's the direction I was going for anyone who wants to continue my work :D

Its been a long 2 weeks. Im ready for the game. Seen enough threads on here on the stats of both teams for the game Sunday. How Arrowhead needs to get loud. (We need to get LOUD, and maintain it through all the game, regardless of the score.)

Get the game on.

Got the beer ready, chips and salsa.

Going to a Rams game party Saturday. I'll root for the Rams just because. They all know where my real loyalty is though. And my girlfriend is a Bears fan. She doesn't care about either. I got to give her some sh*t a couple weeks ago though.

Still seems forever till Sunday 12 o'Clock kickoff!

Khartoum.... Khartoum.

(suble hint)

:(:shrug: too subtle I guess and Google was totally useless.

Did someone call me?....or is this the wrong movie?

It's the horse head from The Godfather.... :rolleyes:

Hey Frazod, are you on a PC or a Mac?

If you'll have your car take me to the airport; Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news right away.

Wrong movie, but can he play MLB? :hmmm:

Khartoum was the name of the horse.

Wow, that image really came out poorly. I can barely make out the hint of red on a field of black and white. The head of the horse cannot be distinguished at all. Sorry Brad.

Wpw that is some real trivia you know. Are you the the Gochiefs of the Godfather series?

Blame google, that's where I found it....

And not being able to do screen shots with a DVD running REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!! :cuss:

You must have a Crappletosh monitor. :D

No, but I've probably seen that movie 50 times, and just got it on DVD for Christmas.

PC......And he watches his movies on Beta too.... :)

I can do that, I just pause the DVD and do the screen shot. Is it an issue with macs.:p

PC. I can get software and everything. :p

Have you gotten CivIII yet? Man I still play the $3it outta' that game.... :)

Funny you should mention that, as Mac is the computer world's answer to Beta.... :D

No but I do have a LCD flatscreen, I wonder if that is related? Usually the image is clearer on the LCD so I doubt it.




P.S. I know that was a jab at Brad.

Yep, apparently..... :hmmm:

I understand Mac's coming out with Doom soon. :evil:

Brad has an LCD as well...... :)

Better watch it, I hear the fires are bad in Chicago......oh, that was........oh.........so that doesn't apply to......oh........

PS,

The Chiefs actualy DO have an offense now and the country DOESN'T have a Dem in the White house.........

Anyway Frazod, im might be able to get you a Photoshop 6.0.

If you want.

Holy shit...I thought I killed this thread at post #17

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=17

I don't check back and it turns out being one of the funnest threads I have read in a while.

Screw this....im gone...im not posting anymore.

I got a flatscreen with the Medion I picked up last week, but it's only a 15" screen, so I'll stick with my old, smallblock-engine-sized 19" monitor. Haven't even plugged it in, nor am I likely to. I'll probably try to sell it.

Keep the flatscreen....It's easier on your eyes. A lot easier.

And if you don't want it, I've got a buyer.....

How much?

As for my old monitor, I've been staring at it since 1998. Still works perfectly. It's lasted through five computers and is going strong.