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It's weird how bad they make some of these girls look. My college roommate dated two Chiefs Cheerleaders and they were very pretty girls but their Chiefs Cheerleader photos made them look bad.
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Maybe the Chiefs photographer's real job is at the DMV.
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It's pretty sad that this is the best the Chiefs can do in terms of cheerleaders.
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Look, you all are a bunch of fat old goateed pasty turds who would cut their foot off for a chance at these women.
having said that... The CP hatred for the Chiefs cheerleaders is an annual event I'm growing to love. |
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At least it's two years in a row without the dude out there...
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In studying this video, I'm realizing one of the challenges that these women face. They tend to wear bright Chiefs-red lipstick, and a strong red lipstick isn't a good look for most women. It tends to exaggerate the lips and the teeth relative to more muted colors.
I dated a woman in college who had a pretty unsophisticated roommate. I remember going over to their house once and the roommate was getting ready to go out for a night on the town. She had put on some bright red lipstick, and she was very light-skinned with somewhat large lips, and it was horrific. She looked like a murderous clown. It was so bad that I had to stop myself from intervening, but I didn't know her well enough to say anything. Women of CP, heed my advice - red lipstick is a high-risk thing. It can work, but if you use it, don't make it so bright that it becomes the focal point of your face. |
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I had no idea Peter Griffin used to be a Chiefs cheerleader
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Can we use that international player exemption on cheerleaders
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That's an improvement from prior years. E: Yeah. Would show Raegan my trickle down theory. |
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Well…..maybe. |
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But back in the day, I was all about diversity in my dating pool. I lusted after women of any age, ancestry, ethnicity, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, or veteran status. |
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Ok that’s insane. There is not one cheerleader on there that would make me leave my wife for them if they wanted to. Not because my wife is hotter but because not one of them is hot enough to make me change my current lifestyle with my kids and family
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woof made me feel dirty nevermind
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I think "hot cheerleader" is a bit of a myth. Sure, in High School, the cheerleaders tended to be some of the prettier girls in your school, but they were probably all girls of fairly normal beauty. There is something to be said about the cumulative effect of several women of normal to above normal looks, smiling as big as they can while jumping about with feminine bubbling enthusiasm that lures you into thinking they must be hot. Cheerleaders are in near constant movement which makes a true assessment difficult...and that enthusiasm is infectious.
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Well, Salma Hayek is a given, of course. But maybe others beyond that? |
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Siri, bring up a google image search for "women's lips". |
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Had a college companion that lived below me and would wear eyeliner that I would compare to icing on a cake thick. No idea how she blinked without going blind. Makeup should be used to where no one knows your wearing it. |
Otter you live in Hippieville. Their lipstick comes from eating beets.
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They look a lot like blood when juiced going in and coming out. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. |
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Oh what a cool party trick tho. |
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I can't even. |
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