Take Billay as your wingman. Just check him for GHB before you let him in the Murano.

Other than stopping at a nearby river to float, no, there is nothing between Springfield and West Plains. Trust me, I've driven this many times. My main focus was how fast I could make to and from. Hence, the speeding ticket I once got coming home.

EDIT: Thinking about it, the rivers I was thinking of are off 60 past the 63 exit, so the answer is there is absolutely nothing between the two.

Not even a ****ing preserve stand?

I'll even risk buttrape if I can pick up a redneck carving.

Nah, there aint much in between. Maybe an Amish store in Mansfield for something like that.

Go to at least one junk or antique store. You might find something like a Olin Mills portrait of a chihuahua, or The Last Supper painted on a split log.

Roooooadtriiiiiiiip!

Mountain Grove has a Walmart.

THIS

Theres a sports bar in WP that has the best chicken wings I've ever eaten.

Go have a drink at the Little Hut. ONE STAR Yelp rating!
https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-little-hut-west-plains

I wouldn't mention that if you find a guy on the roadside selling big wooden sticks.

2 Old Goats has antiques and....JACKPOT!

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Willow Springs, MO here we come!

https://www.willowspringsmo.com/Imag...e-Downtown.jpg

I would absolutely have to check this place out. I want to see if the blonde bartender who loathes every customer is still there that people have been complaining about since 2016. I'm assuming she either owns the place or is related to whomever does. Last review was 2019 so need a fresh update.

You have a blonde headed bartender that works here, possibly named Brenda or Barbie or something that starts a B. Anyway, she's a total bitch.

Extremely rude, loud mouth snot. She is very hateful to the people that are in there drinking when she is just visiting, off the clock.

She called my group of family members a bunch of dumb mother ****ers last night and we don't even know this hateful bitch. We had done nothing to her, no reason to.

We were there to see Appy and celebrate a birthday. We were also accused of just sitting at the bar, not drinking. Which is total bullshit because all 7 of us had a drink in front of us.

Why is this hateful woman still employed at this establishment? I've read several reviews and I guarantee you the ones complaining about the bartender are referring to the hateful blonde who was hateful to the wrong bitch last night.

To THE LITTLE HUT we go!!!

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...cb&oe=60D58BB7

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i should get a beer and tip my MAGA cap on the way out

https://i.imgur.com/tXhZgqa.png

Clay: stroll into the center of the bar. Yell at the top of your lungs: "Hey Rednecks....Merle Haggard SUCKED MY C*CK!!!"

Then see if you can get back to your car and escape before they shoot the windows out.

I think one of the Ts on their sign must have fallen off. Judging by your pics this is clearly a bar for Hutts.

"Busch on tap"

I'll bet that sign reels 'em in all day long.

Hey man, those people drink Busch like it was iced tea. Weaned on it.

According to Zillow it appears to have quite a few homes for sale.

Could be a buyers market Hammock.

What kind of traveling music will you be listening to?

Movie soundtracks and Broadway tunes?? I’m gonna go with am conservative talk radio for real though.

Also, most of your neighbors there will look like this....

https://images.toofab.com/image/6f/o...fa3baf9_md.jpg

I remember driving through rural Wyoming once with no music available. There was one radio station, and it was G. Gordon Liddy inciting the population to rebellion. It was kind of like what a road trip through North Korea would feel like.

Deliverance soundtrack

The median price in West Plains is $86 per square foot. The median in my part of Denver is $403. I could get a heck of a house in West Plains and spend my days eating fine french food and drinking Busch at the Hut.

This.

Not sure I want to get creampied in that part of Missouri.

The blonde bartender likes it when you throw to quarters on the bar and yell, “hey you old crack play something on the jukebox.” Also, if there are any Mexicans there they like when you throw a hat on the floor and request them to do a Mexican hat dance. Always a crowd pleaser.

Same.

Mammoth Springs is technically in Arkansas.