It's a Christmas miracle.

Has pete ever been right about anything, ever?

This thread aged like Macaulay Culkin.

He is miles behind TaQo Wrong.

ROFL

I feel like we've broken a Patriots fan and now we have him as our pet.

I am just being objective/respectful. I act like this on mostly every website I am on. Plus, since nfl isnt my first hobby I can talk without being a homer.

With that said, this forum isnt too bad. Being 26, I am young enough where the behavior here isnt all that new to me since I experienced that alot. I think most people on PatsFans are 30+ with some being 50+ so they won't be able to understand the way you guys talk and behave here.

LMAO

Heh...I'd guess our median age is around 40. This place has been about as active as it is now for nearly 20 years.

I've been here for 18.

I feel like how you guys behave is the norm in 2019 online. Its really a different era.

Older people not connected to CP might not see it, but being in my 20s still helps me understand both views. You guys have fun with it, which is normal.

There's a few constants over the years. You and Pete are 2 of them. But at least you guys' are consistent at saying dumb things

my upvote activated the golden fence of honor on this post.

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I smell something

Smells like..

Very sweet and uplifting gesture, tanks

Clinches home playoff berth with 3 weeks left in the season after going into ****sboro and defeating the 10-2 New England Patriots.

This thread was flat out executed lmao.

Not only that, but the defense, including turnovers on downs, is like 10 turnovers forced in the last 3 games.

Our "worse than Bob Sutton" defense has hand delivered 3 victories on the season. The Flacco career ender when we lost Mahomes to the knee, Dolts in Mexico, and Cheatriots.

We are essentially a functioning Center/G away from getting the offense back and rolling to another AFC title game.

And a dependable RB.

Don't sleep on Ware- he was flat out dragging dudes out there.

He is going to bring back a toughness in the RB position we have not had all year.

This. Ware was the guy before he tore his knee up and forced Hunt into the starter role.

If we get even halfway dependable performance from the interior line, Ware should emerge as our best option.

He ran hard on his opportunities and looked good dragging defenders. He did also have that terrible fumble on that screen though. Once we knock the rust off over these next 3 weeks, Ware should be a huge asset in our backfield by then.

So which RB gets deactivated once Damien comes back

Easy: Darwin. No question.

Shady. Dude has done nothing but be ineffective and fumble the football.

:facepalm:

All statistical evidence to the contrary . . .

Don't you EVER call Chiefs Planet normal! :shake:

Listen...do you smell something?

He has averaged 4.7 YPC. Over 600 total yards and 5 TDs in very limited playing time. I wouldn't call that "nothing" or "ineffective."

I just farted.

To be fair, I was all caps mad that day.

I just broke out my old 1982 scratch and sniff Hustler mag.
Smells like mildew

These threads are great.

ROFL

Stats mean dick.

Shady's terrible ball security has helped the Chiefs lose at least 2 games. Fumbles are bad at any point, but God Damn. The timing of his fumbles are just tailor made to **** us over.

The dude inexplicably fumbled the ball, nobody even touching him in one game and somehow miraculously got it back.

You really want Shady carrying the football like a loaf of bread at clutch time in a playoff game??

Get out of my face with your bullshit.

I, for one, hope that our team makes decisions based on emotion and perception. Why should facts matter?

They do. Most of the polls started on CP are by Andy Reid's mults as he gauges fan sentiment and then blindly follows it. You just wait until they make their decisions on Suggs and Jenkins...

Those facts are quantitative analytics that ignore situational evidence

"Fumble rate" isn't exactly rocket science.

Fumble cause, and fumble timing arent either.

Let us know in the game thread the next time it would be a good time for a fumble.

A few things I notice about Peter that I like are - He never bitches about the refs and poor calls, also his sparkling positive vibe he puts out. Ya see the glass isn't half empty with Peter... Certainly it's not half full! It's ****ing in small, broken pieces all over the side walk.

Right after the opposing team scores a touchdown. A fumble gives the enemy a false sense of security, and that's when you strike them.

What's that smell?????

(Sniff, sniff.) Smells like playoffs.

I'm sure the refs are going to steal it from us yet!

Man, posting in October is just a bad, bad idea.

This thread continues to age wonderfully.

Spencer Ware says, "Sniff this."

FAX

What was Pete sniffing?

Pete posting has always been a bad idea. Even his dumb ass knows that.

If the playoffs were a fart, would you sniff it?

Perhaps bottle it for a little taste for the next 12 yrs

PETE!!!!!

Pete plz start a thread titled "won't sniff the Super Bowl"

Yes plz!

FYP....

Oops.

Andy Reid is the King of making the playoffs. Why would anyone say this?

This x1000

Congrats to Pete on his greatest thread ever!

As a talking head might say... “yeah I’m sure that’s one Pete would like to have back”

Lol what a dumbass.

Or, like the commentators said last night about Trubiscuit - that he knew what was being said (odd since CP tells me players and ciaches seemingly don't know/listen to what's being said by angry fans) - that negative pressure works to motivate some people. :shrug:

Spagnuolo’s use of Matthieu is a thing to behold. Nothing like seeing a versatile DC utilize a versatile player to their max capacity.

Not to mention that Honey Badger is a huge upgrade over Haglund...

No need to shrug shoulders when smacking Lil' Chiefy CP Know-it-All edition upside the head with much needed truth.

I had forgotten about that guy. Did he ever get signed by another team? Last I knew, he was still unemployed. After last season, I don't care if that loser ever plays again.

He has been what Berry was on projection to be. Matthieu’s mastery of Spagnuolo’s defense is what we are witnessing as overall defensive improvement. The man is our Defensive QB and should be in consideration for DPOTY.

That mother****er got paid then decided he's not going to work another day in his life. We knew that long before we cut him man, you knew that.

But it's nice that he's quickly getting forgotten.

Pete being Pete.

Hi Peter

SMELLS NICE

Ban.

PETE!!!!!

Quality bump

Pete doesn't know his ass, from a hole in the ground...here or in any other forum....

LMAO LMAO LMAO

We're going to the Super Bowl and you pull this thread up? WTF man

THIS should be a damn, STICKY....come on MODs... :)

This aged about as well as Wendy Williams.

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We are going to the SB so can't we all get along just for one freaking day.

Give it a rest. I honored my bet, admitted my fault and gladly ate my crow......

We are going to the Super Bowl....enjoy it

Uh yeah