A "hiccup"? Is that what we're calling it now?

WE LOST TWO GAMES

GET OVER IT

I don't have to "get over" shit. All I have to do is kick the **** back in this chair, and wait for Andy to Andy.
Which, by my estimation, won't require a month of Sundays to occur.

OH THE HORRORS OF NOT BEING UNDEFEATED

NIGH ON PIOLI ERA REDUX!

Would you please put your reerun back in it's traveling case? Thanks!

I would, but you won't fit.

No.

****ing.

Business.

NONE.

we got the JUICE

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In my brief 26 years as the VOC-rarely have I been as proud of a <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@chiefs</a> team as I am of this team-in �� hours to do a 180 and dominate a division opponent on the road in a short week is phenomenal! Leadership <a href="https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Mathieu_Era</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/AnthonyHitchens?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AnthonyHitchens</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/Shermanator_42?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Shermanator_42</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/proatc?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@proatc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/AllenWright4?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AllenWright4</a></p>&mdash; Mitch Holthus (@mitchholthus) <a href="https://twitter.com/mitchholthus/status/1185055091570565120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

With Moore playing QB and short week at altitude there isn't nearly a 24 point difference between Denver and KC talent. It was clear the entire game that the KC coaching staff owned Fangio's staff in every facet.

Sure, and Joe Flacco quit in the second quarter, he just didn't tell anyone.

Oh, and Denver's offensive line is ****ing atrocious. A flaming dumpster fire full of AIDS.

gave up 4 sacks the two weeks prior COMBINED

the Chiefs looked like the ****ing 85 Bears

cus they're ****ing AWESOME bro

We should certainly hope so.

Tell you what; if Andy's brilliant coaching wins these next two games, I'll shut the **** up about him for the rest of the season.

If we go 2-2 in Mahomes absence you should also shut the **** up.

How about "no".

If we split the games in Mahomes' absence, I'll consider it a success.

2-2 would be good.

Reason.

Madness.

**** if we win 1 out of 4 we'll have been "successful", truth be told. We're about to get a massive lesson on how much Reid has come to depend on Mahomes. If he has any good luck left in the tank, he better ship it over to Spags and hope that this defense goes in to God Mode.

MATTY ICE V 2.0 is going 4-0!!

I appreciate Andy Mon-Sat. On those days he's probably the best coach in the league, better than Belicheat even. On Sundays I want his fatass to have his inevitable coronary more often than not.

Ugh. Why you gotta' Cassel me like that?

^^^^ This man understands Andy Reid football.

Reid won 183 games before Mahomes.

Reid won games with Alex Smith, Chase Daniel, Nick Foles, AJ Feeley, Koy Demter, Kevin Kolb and Mike McMahon.

Please stop disparaging one of the 10 greatest football coaches EVER.

Yeah right.

Legit appreciation thread. LMAO

Started last year after the win at Pile High.

Reid owns Denver.

Only Chiefs HC who can say that.

I love the guy. Haters are bundle of stickss.

Let's revisit this 2 weeks from now and see if you two are still sucking each others dicks.

With all due respect, it wouldn't matter who we had as HC. You'd ride his ass hard too.

I get you.

This IS true...

I was sucking Reid's dick when we were losing this year.

Well, that's the dumbest thing I've read here this week. Congratulations?

TMI???

What. The. ****?

Just curious, but you’re not one of those “Y’know what, Todd Haley wasn’t that bad of a head coach” dipshits, are you?

I know rabblerouser is, and I know you despise all things Pioli, but I just want to make sure.

There were some things about his approach I liked but he more than proved himself inept as a head coach. That said, if someone offered me the choice of a bullet to the skull or a head coaching job with Scott Peeholi as my boss and Matt Cassel as my QB, I'd request my last meal and cigarette without even ****ing blinking.

nice

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Chiefs used more 12 and 21 personnel to help the line out as well. Allowing them to execute two doubles and give Moore time to go through his reads helped him succeed <a href="https://t.co/h43aDizn7A">pic.twitter.com/h43aDizn7A</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Harms (inharmsway19) (@D_Harms19) <a href="https://twitter.com/D_Harms19/status/1189326117934682114?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I've calling for that all year. Reid needs to go more 12 and 21 while Mahomes is in the game to help keep Mahomes from getting killed.

It would also help the run game be more productive; I'd love it if Reid would take a page or two from Kyle Shanahan and maybe make the running game an equal and integral part of the offense instead of an afterthought...12 and 21 personnel would help with that.

How many other coaches have Matt Moore going toe to toe with Rogers? Especially considering all the injuries, and backup players playing. Andy has his issues no ****ing doubt about it. But he’s still a great coach, and we must have all forgotten the shit we dealt with before he got here. Can you imagine if we would have got Arians when people were clamoring for him instead of Andy? We would have still been in the dark ages now most likely. Some things he does drive me bonkers, but we’re in Mahomes starting year 2, and new defensive scheme coaching and players, game 8. We still lead the division and HFA is still in play. If we don’t get to the SB in the next 2 years then, we can talk.

Haley got a raw ****ing deal. But he sure didn't underachieve. His teams OVERACHEIVED. Was he perfect? No. But he had a sack of assholes at QB and a giant bag of dicks for a GM, and still won the division in 2010 and had the team tied for the division lead when he got fired.

Then, the very next year, Romeo Crennel turned the same exact team into an AIDS-filled suicide squad that went 2-12. The biggest difference was Haley wasn't there to break his foot off in asses. We had such inspirational quotes as "play good football."

Maybe Haley wasn't Bill Parcells, but he never got the chance to really do anything in KC. They say it takes 5 years to really learn to be a HC. Haley didn't even get 3. But what he did do was yelled, screamed, cussed and intimidated Matt Cassel into a Pro Bowl. Think about THAT.

Also, DJ was a lazy loafer until Haley. Fact. Haley challenged his manhood, and DJ responded.

DBowe actually put down the blunts and SuperSonic Cheeseburgers long enough to resemble an NFL WR while Haley was here. He caught 15 TDs in 2010 under Haley. How many did he catch in 2013 under Reid? Answer: 3. 2014 was even worse, because 0 WRs caught a TD. Bowe was part of that group. How did he go from 15 to 3 to 0? Because Reid and has (lack of) accountability?

Jamaal Charles was never more efficient than he was in 2010 under Haley. Crennel and Reid ran JC until he couldn't run anymore.

Say what you want about Todd Haley, but he took perennial underachievers and had them performing at their best.

And he damn sure wouldn't have punted on 4th and an inch. And he double damn sure wouldn't have punted to Aaron Rodgers with 5 min left on 4th and 3 in the 4th qtr. Matt Moore, Matt Cassel, or Matt Hasselbeck, he would've been all "SNAP THE ****IN' BALL, MATT!"

These are all facts.

**** Pioli. **** Crennel. **** Matt Cassel.

Todd Haley got saddled with the biggest, saddest sacks of shit that ever played, coached, or managed the Chiefs. And STILL won a few games.

Those are FACTS, my friend.

Well said.
Still, he was a ****in jerkoff.
Sec

Damn, Rabble just waxed your Brazilian bush.

Truth.

Ew.

lick his balls, CP

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DANCE

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ANDY REID IS DANCING <a href="https://t.co/IpMTRxBloU">pic.twitter.com/IpMTRxBloU</a></p>&mdash; 65 Sent (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1191104892385009669?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFL</a> Most consecutive games without losing by more than 8 points, active streaks<br>1. Chiefs - 35<br>2. Texans - 9<br>2. Chargers - 9<br>4. Colts - 8<br>4. 49ers - 8<br>6. Steelers - 7<br>7. Saints - 6<br><br>(Includes playoffs)<br><br>The all-time record is 2011-14 Seahawks (46 games).</p>&mdash; Scott Kacsmar (@ScottKacsmar) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1191521543756668929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I bet Andy can't reach far back enough to wipe his ass. But I still love him.

PFF FOR COACHES

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7-4

1st place

Monumental effort in a tough game tonight

Reid finds a way.

Chiefs efforts were minimal
Chargers pulled a Chiefs and lost it

Andy almost gave that game away

more shit conservative play calling at then end of the game. He will never learn I don't think.

From the defense

Clearly things to work on during the bye

FYP.

The biggest thing they need to do is rest. I know the altitude played a huge role tonight, but these guys looked exhausted.

Nice to not have ole Grandpa Bob sleeping on the sidelines during the 4th quarter.

Who hired Spags?

ROFL

Reid gets blowjobs and barbecue for TWO WEEKS

HUGE win. Now clip the Raiders and we're rolling.

7-4? This division really HAS become a pile of shit. It's like AFCE with no Pats.

Ned Yost won a World Series.

Andy Reid can win a ****ing Super Bowl. People are ****ing morons if they think he never will, especially with the QB we've now got.

Compare the two squads on the field yesterday. It was plainly obvious which team was better coached. And so help me ****ing God if some of you dumbshits say it was Anthony Lynn, I'm going to be very rude to you.

When it comes to NFL coaches, fans think the grass is ALWAYS ****ing greener on the other side. It's not.

TROOF

I'mma write a song called "Spanking my imaginary fat monkey-coach", release it on Shitloaf Records, and dedicate it to all the Lil' Chiefy's the world over.

Merry Christmas, twats!

The return of Lil Chiefy!!!

Andy now has a safe space on CP...

You say anything bad about Chili Fries Reid and I'll Spag you good!

Go enjoy Mason Rudolph.

Enjoy the comfort of your safe-schtick: bashing Chiefs football.

Reid is a HOF even without a super bowl

Reid will go down as a great coach whose failing was "playing not to lose" in the 4th quarter.

That and two bits will get you a jumbo drink at the Circle K.

Andy Reid is the Phillip Rivers of Head Coaches. I bet somewhere on the Chargers forums they have an appreciation thread for Rivers as well.

Rofl

Kind of sad, isn't it...

nothing is written

TO AQABA!

https://i.gifer.com/5Sxy.gif

ROFL
LMAO

Damn. That’s a perfect analogy.

LMAO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!

{insert deer head kill-shot here}

Andy is essentially Marty 2.0

He can get the girl to go out on the date....he just can't close the deal at the end of the night and repeatedly chokes/fuggsup at the end.

Sad thing is...they always find new ways to screwup. Very frustrating to watch as a fan.

KC has had 2 of the biggest choker HC's in NFL history.

I applaud Reid's successful efforts in immediately digging this franchise out of the hole it was in, especially after Belcher, Chiefs blackout etc. Virtually no bright spots on this team. This was a prime example of how good coaching can make a huge difference.

Reid inherited some talent, most than most coaches would coming into a program looking to rebuild. There was an in-prime Charles, Bowe, Berry, Hali, Houston, Hudson, DJ, Poe ..so the cupboard wasn't exactly bare.

Reid was exactly what the Chiefs needed at the time...and Alex Smith was exactly what the Chiefs needed at the time. Kudos to Reid and Co for turning the franchise around almost immediately.

But like Marty...Reid is a really good, one of the best regular season HC's there is. He just chokes when it matters the most, and there's a long history to back this up....Some people can't escape it. Marty never could. I'm hopeful Mahomes will push Reid over that hump. We'll see. So far he hasn't been able to get out of his own way.

I prefer the Phillip Rivers comparison...

If it were any other team in the NFL, I could possibly buy in to this.

Well, except the Browns or Lions. :)