Ya when I see MO elected officials not enforcing MO laws on pot...


PS It took 3 years to decriminalize pot, If it were not for MU the Columbia laws would have never been written.

Pretty funny reading this thread.

Pretty much every person asking why its a big deal because it was weed would be fired from their own job for testing hot for weed.

Look I dont really get why weed is still illegal but what I do understand is the actual law and the rules.

Just like Harris does.

One thing in CoMo is that University Police are actually classified as State Police. If a University officer pops ya it is a different story.

Most people would also be fired from their job if they continuously failed at the primary task required to do their job... in No-Hands Harris' situation catching a football.

This situation reminds me of a Louis CK monologue on Saturday Night Live a while back. He was talking about pedophiles, and he said something like, "Can you imagine how good it must be, if you're willing to risk everything for it? You're willing to risk prison time, your reputation, your livelihood. Pedophilia must be amazingly good for those people."

(That skit caused a bit of controversy, by the way.)

That must be the case with these football players. Marijuana must be amazing to them if they're willing to risk an entire lifetime of financial security, plus fame, just to smoke joints.

It's more about antiquated laws and pharmaceutical lobby money than the scary "Marijuana".

Fact check; One thing in CoMo is that University Police are actually classified as State Police.

MUPD Website https://co2islife.files.wordpress.co...ng?w=639&h=400

Can't believe you just said marijuana you racist

ROFL

THE NFL DRUG POLICE?https://sofrep.com/wp-content/upload...eb785ce5_b.jpg

Unless there are photos and/ or arrest records it doesn't happen in the NFL. Harris has already completed his drug therapy and the jail time before it was reported. If he would have received a SIS, Which I can't understand why he did not, we may have never found out about it. The NFL didn't come forward, I don't know if they knew or not.

They don't publish who was tested and when, nor do they publish the results unless action is taken.Then maybe nor even then.

Can you ever communicate without giant blocks of text ?

Bring Jason Dunn out of retirement? [/sarcasm]

I only came here for the comments, and CP did NOT disappoint.

We are going to draft his replacement

Why are you being so racist?

Anyone seen Mikhael Ricks' momma posting around here lately?

Q: Did he pull his dick out during the skit?
A: Nope, just before and after.

I kid.

But he risked his reputation and his livelihood for pulling his cock out in front of people, right?

You don't seem to realize that it's at the officer's discretion whether he even writes a ticket, or asks someone to dump their stash on the side of the road.

Cops don't care about weed ANYWHERE.

In 10 years of playing music all over the midwest, I didn't worry much. I've had officer contact in so many ways, in so many situations...officers have dumped/had me dump my stash at the Lake, Independence, and Columbia. 9 times out of 10, I'm not even going to get a citation.

Got pulled over on 65 Hwy between Sedalia and Warsaw. State Trooper lit me up, I was speeding, it reeked of weed...he hopped out and I thought I was going to jail.

Because I was going 87 in a 65mph zone, first of all...

THEN when he searched the vehicle, I was going to be toast. Nothing I could do but comply, be transparent, and tell the truth :

Q : "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?"
A : "No, Officer. My grandmother died yesterday - I have to get back to Columbia, get my suit to the dry cleaner, go to work, pick up my suit, get back down here and get my family to Lebanon for the funeral on Thursday, and then go pick my daughter up at the airport in St Louis on Friday. I'm thinking about everything BUT my driving, Sir."

Q : "May I see your license and registration."
A : "Certainly."

Officer comes back :

Q : "How come you don't have a seat belt on?"
A : "I cut it when I pulled over, after you lit me up, Sir."

Q : "Ok. Put your seat belt back on, and SLOW DOWN. Here's your license and registration back. I'm sorry about your grandmother."

In Lafayette CO they tried to pull that probation BS on me - I literally laughed at my attorney and told him :

"Look, I'm in my 30s, I live in Columbia, it's decriminalized where I live, and I'm a traveling musician. There is no way I will drive to Lexington for a UA/Drug Court/PO thing once a month. You need to ask them 'HOW MUCH TO MAKE THIS GO AWAY?'"

And he did. And they had an answer.

I brought a money order.

The judges smiled and wished me well.

It is what it is.

Yeah right, I know the dead granny shit works every time, you got a break. The rest of it: I believe, every word. Really I do. Lightning strikes twice at the same spot 9 out of 10 times. I'm also sure that you had enough to be charged with a felony every time that you were told to dump it out. I also heard a rumor about you picking winning mega lotto numbers 8-10 times too.

You almost had me, lock, stock, and barrel, until you told me about the judges smiling at you? I call BS on that!

The NFL

"Getting stoned is more important than my job"

- dumbass

So do I.

They send you to a medical lab for testing; a 10 year old can figure out fake piss and a microwave.

****, how to you think all those people got their jobs in the first place...

Bro, what they call "a felony amount" in Missouri is my smoke sack. If I get down to a half ounce...I'm out of weed. Ya dig?

In regards to Lafayette Co, I was in the back of my vehicle, on our way back from a gig we played in Westport, and it was brutally cold. About 5 years ago, before wax/oils became so ubiquitous.

My drummer was driving, went down a hill, the truck accelerated going down the hill...there was no one else on the stretch of I-70 at 3:30AM, and I got a ticket for possession, which they tried to hit me for Manufacturing on because of the processing involved in oil.

From the looks of the place, most people busted for felony possession in Lafayette Co don't bring a $4500 Money Order to plead out. That was quite a payday for them, the judge asked me if I brought the amount in full.

I told him I did. He smiled and said "Thank you very much, and have a great life." The "have a great life" part mat not be verbatim, but it was close.

No public defender, no multiple court dates, no wasting time with continuences or excuses and bullshit. I showed up with the money.

That may not happen very much up there like that, from what I gather.

Dont bring your dope to Butler. Simple.

"Have a great life and if I ever see you again, even for jaywalking..."ROFLROFLROFL

You know you got great deal when you give the cash to your atty and you go to court and plead to the speeding ticket, not that I know the system, like you do, I was told by a friend.

Why would anyone go to Butler in the first place?

He wasn't in Butler that's the county seat, He was on I-49 at at 4:30 AM sometime in March of 2017, that's right. 2017(Paylor KCStar). There is no mention of the driver and his charges, once that comes forward, Harris may have came out smelling like Lysol in a locker room in the overall scope of things.

It's too quiet on arrest date, appearances, etc. It looks like they are hiding a lot if Harris has already done his drug counseling as the court say's he has...

;)

DeDanktreeus Harris

Welp, Harris has got the 'possession' part down cold...

:DROFL

Thats the bottom line, so sick of the bleeding hearts always coming out of the woodwork for stories like this

'Its just a little weed man, wtf!'

Yep its just a little weed, and they risked their extremely lucrative careers over a little weed... its ****ing dumb

I've been to Butler; dope could only help.

Indeed.

Yup. Why was he traveling with that amount? For real??

I don't care if you have a dime bag or a pound - take that shit home.

Sean Smith got off pretty easy for someone who literally curb stomped a guy.

Smoke less weed.

Seriously, this is like someone bragging "Once I have less than a half gallon of whiskey, I have no whiskey, ya dig?"

I mean I like burning out occasionally as much as anyone, but I've noticed that weed smokers are the ONLY people who brag about their drug abuse as though it's an accomplishment.

Nah, it's just a comment on how stupid and arbitrary the weed law is.

Why is it an oz? Or 35gs? Did someone decide that was an 'acceptable personal amount'? THAN WHY ISN'T IT LEGAL!?

Some people are cool with an 1/8. I pick up another whatever amount, just because it's different and kill

It's not bragging, it is what it is - and it HAS been curbed quite considerably (working 8-9 hrs a day can have that effect) - but even among potheads, I'm known as...one who smokes more.

But I've got anxiety issues - have for awhile - and I'd rather smoke than do the Xanax I'm prescribed (much safer - and doesn't **** me up as much)...so it's like bragging about how much medicine I have to take, really. It's how I consider it.

My buddy gave me these bowls of wax, really super clean and clear, so I've been hitting that.

It's only a big deal if someone makes it a big deal, but it's really a small aspect if my life. A constant, surely. But I'm over being known as 'weed guy' or whatever.

That's true. I'll guarantee he paid for it. With Money.

I stand corrected. I am old school CoMo and back in the day MUPD were state police. Found the link https://mupolice.missouri.edu/mupd/units that collaborates your statement.

corroborate.

The word you meant was "corroborate".

Oh - the $275 ticket I got?

Was outside city limits.

Between Ashland and Como.

It's like, weed gives the cops an excuse to hang one more charge on a ****ing asshole.

But literally, out of many instances when I could have been ticketed/arrested, 95% of them, I walk away from.

I'm extremely compliant, and very well-spoken. I look the officer in the eye, and speak the truth.

That goes a long way.

$19M,

The hospital bills and any other restitution the judge ordered must be paid and I am sure if he has a dime left, it will leave his possession while in jail in the form of a civil judgment. He earned over $20M in the last 2 years so I think Woods will be OK for a day or two.

Smith never will he earn a dollar that Woods doesn't attach first. My understanding is that CA law does not allow retirements to be attached so his 401K may be untouchable along with his pension, but any annuities can be attached. This means that Smith will be broke with his only cash asset being his 401K to draw from until he is close to 60. If he does draw from his 401K that $ is attachable.

I would guess in cold hard cash, not including $19M of lost earnings, he is set to lose in the area of $30M...Woods has also sued the Raiders stating that Smith was in LA for Raiders business and if he is successful...Watch out Mr Davis.

Yes cash did only net him a year in jail but Woods just became his dependent for life.

The Chiefs should just cut this guy for being such a dumbass.

Have they dumped this dude yet?

Proof source. My uncle is an officer (VP) of a state university as he told me about their university PD, I recall him saying they have always been part of the university in cooperation with the local government. In the article it said both city and county work with the MUPD and that they loan officers to major cases squads.

From your link...Just how ****ing old school are you?.ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

On that you and I agree. I've got much further telling an officer, straight up, what they wanted to hear and have had a few breaks because of it. A couple which were significant.

You must be the luckiest ****er in MO or have a hole where hundreds of dollars or a gold coins fall out of your pant legs to have a success rate of 95%.

I'll stick with "bull shit" So far your $275 $4500 fine just reminds me of a great DA that didn't have a chance in hell to convict you, somehow hornswoggled you to plead out. It's the only way I have seen a judge smile after asking Are you were prepared to settle the matter today).

You know how hard it was to find a pic of a smiling judge, night court included? But tell me if you ever dreamed of a romp with Markie Post, after she bought boobs.

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I do have "so you wrote me a ticket because is diss'ed you by not braking when I saw you?" line that made a judge smile, but not till everyone else did.

1. You can call 'bullshit' all you want...but out of the 5%, one includes the felony I paid dearly for, and the other the $4500 fine, and then there was the $275 dollar one. And a couple other misdemeanors that became parking tickets.

2. If you'll call bullshit on that, I won't even bother telling you about the time I was tripping on acid at a Black Crowes concert, lost my girlfriend, she called from home to warn of a DUI roadblock, so we went the back way...right into another roadblock in East Alton. Cops shined a light on the bowl on the console...half ounce of blue dream broke into 1/8oz bags in the trunk...my buddy Doug has a CCW, so there's a weapon in the car. Dingleberry Pete is driving - cop asks for license/registration. Fumble**** Pete opens the glove box, bag of weed. Tells the cop it's his mom's car, cop asks for insurance. Dipshit Pete opens the glove box again; bag of weed is still there. I'm silently freaking the **** out. Cop pulls 40YearOldVirgin Pete out of the car. Car in front of us is getting tossed by a drug dog. (I was on probation at the time, btw) I tell Douglas I'm gonna run for it. He says 'you will not. You sit there and stay cool. We're gonna be okay.'

Yeah...right.

Cop comes back and goes "Which one of you is Jeremy?"

My heart sinks, my world turns a weird mean grey...and I go 'I am.'

They pulled me out and asked me where we had been/going, yadda yadda. Black Crowes show, headed to my girlfriends after a big crazy Friday Night in the big city. Our stories matched up. They told me TwoBeersTooMany Pete had blown a .081. Had I had anything to drink.? "Not really. A couple, few hours ago."

"Why is Buttpirate Pete driving?"

"It's his mom's car, and he didn't seem impaired. We stopped and ate at White Castle (crave case and shakes were proof), and everything was fine. At no point did I feel he was impaired or otherwise incapable of operating a motor vehicle."

'Well, we're gonna have you blow."
'But...I wasn't driving'

Stop frame :

At this point, my paranoia peaks - they're gonna hang me for EVERYTHING. Blow in a breathalyzer - I wasn't even driving - and I'm on probation in Missouri! I'm gonna get caught with drugs and guns and White Castle and Drunk driving Buttpirates named Pete, ****!!
UNSTOP FRAME :

I blew a .077.

"Jeremy, I need you to get in the front seat."

"Ummm...ok."
They put me behind the wheel of the car, and I drove to my girlfriend's.

And that's not even the craziest. It's just probably the craziest I can post here.

Lucky?

Hoss, I'm ****ING CHARMED.

blessed, even.

It's the craziest life I've ever lived. You couldn't make it up if you tried.

No one would believe it anyway.

3. Maybe your friend is an asshole?

4. Before AND after she had tits, bro - Markie Post was why I HAD to watch Night Court. Duh.

ROFL

****, they wear the same number.

Are you sure they aren't the same guy?

Has anyone seen them in the same room, at the same time?

Can we get back to what the Chiefs and the NFL are going to do?

I do not know but unless the NFL makes Harris piss in a bottle, which they didn't, than the SIS is not a reason to suspend him, He has been charged but not sentenced legally.

Once the probation is successfully served there is no conviction, but unlike Bowe who in the eyes of the law never possessed THC. Harris IS on public record stating he did.

The fine he paid, instead of working a deal on the second charge, is a practice to get money. A $100 fine is suddenly $500 because the court doesn't believe in leaving money on the table. If Harris would have littered than they would have dropped the Paraphernalia charge or wrapped it up in the SIS and he would have paid say $1000 or $1500 fine.

What the Chiefs and the NFL do with that is hard to say. IMHO it could go either way. Kansas City Chiefs receiver Dwayne Bowe has been suspended one game for violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy for possession of 10 grams.
TEREZ A. PAYLOR suggested that Bowe would not see NFL action but Bowe got a week and that was $800K in lost wages.

What will happen with Harris? He after all plead guilty to and paid a fine for possession of paraphernalia. That surely is hard evidence of breaking the SAP. I wonder if CHUNT is lobbying for only a week?

Woods may as well call Sean Smith "Daddy" now.

1. I surely didn't post the part in bold Between Ashland and Como. I've been through there many times, my friend met them as our car club took a tour of the area, said they were not very friendly.

Again, maybe your friend is an asshole? They don't like assholes in Ashland.

2. Don't care what anyone believes...and I don't recommend that anyone do the things I've done. At all.

3. I don't give a **** about Stoned Stonehands Harris. He could get cut today and replaced with ANY TE w/blocking ability, and I'd consider it a positive move.

****, make Sausage Sherman a blocking H-back. Dude needs to be on the field more, anyway.

Harris is a physical specimen. He tends to drop balls in clutch situations, however. He is a perfect example of a player who will likely become a star on some other roster. That said, he has been occupying a roster spot for far too long without becoming a reliable starter. IMO, it's time to release/trade him and move on. . .

He's like Bowe; make a spectacular catch that no one else can make...and later on, in the same game, dude will drop a 3rd down pass that hits him square between the numbers.

So inconsistent.

Harris was playing with a lot of stress last year seeing he was busted in March of '17 and somehow it never leaked until a year later, we knew about Bowe before we went to bed that night. Not knowing if you were going to jail might make you less of a clutch player.

I could be wrong but I can't remember him dropping a pass from mahomes. And he's made at least one spectacular catch from him.

He might just need the QB change. Some QB's just seem to throw a more catchable pass. I think the Alex smith throws are hard to time because you never know when to expect the ball to land.

Harris Completion percentage was 54% in 2016 and 51% in 2017.

He's unreliable and not a good blocker.

**** him.

Good call. You guys already have Sammy and his ~60%.

Watkins didn't have a single drop last year

Why is this no talented, overpaid mother****er still on this team? It will be a disaster if this guy is taking snaps next year. He’s the worst player on this offense.

Only reviewed 2 games and this asshole cost us 2 TD’s last year:

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I don't like him and I want another TE drafted, but there are just so many holes to be addressed I'm not sure if we need to live with him another year.

Besides, contract year, he'll be amazing right? ROFL

:facepalm:

It’s always weird to me when fans call players no talented etc

He’s playing in the nfl. Pretty sure he’s talented

Ya he’s definitely talented. Just has shit for hands

A TE who can block and is no threat as a receiver is STILL an upgrade over harris. He's not the next gates time to move on.

Harris was never a talented football player for NFL standards. He never even played college football.

He’s just in the NFL bc of his size and athletic ability from basketball.

Well, it should be taken in context as compared to other NFL caliber players.

I know right...smh

Has there been any indication that he's going to be cut over this? It seems like he wasn't risking his career. If the only "risk" he was taking was the possibility of spending 2 days in jail, then the risk was pretty small.

Who knows what the team plans to do about him, but you can bet this certainly didnt help him in their eyes

And you conveniently left out the SUSPENDED part, where he directly affects the team with this crap... I'll say it again, I dont give a rip about pot but the NFL does, and so long as thats the case, its ****ing stupid for any active player to risk the consequences

They have the rest of their lives to get high