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TribalElder 10-20-2014 07:54 PM

lol

here is your timeouts back

Hootie 10-20-2014 07:54 PM

so the Texans played for half - and Foster had a horrible fumble (shit happens)

then, instead of playing for half again...they make a ridiculously stupid pass and throw a pick and literally Pitt is about to put up 24 points in the final 2 minutes of the half

uhm

hahahaha

what a meltdown

I've never quite seen anything like it

Demonpenz 10-20-2014 07:54 PM

Todd Haley got them rocking!

thabear04 10-20-2014 07:54 PM

13-0 to 13-24 within a few minutes.

Marcellus 10-20-2014 07:54 PM

Is that like 21 points in 5 minutes?

BigMeatballDave 10-20-2014 07:55 PM

Todd's play selection looking better than Andy's.

Deberg_1990 10-20-2014 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11034785)
so the Texans played for half - and Foster had a horrible fumble (shit happens)

then, instead of playing for half again...they make a ridiculously stupid pass and throw a pick and literally Pitt is about to put up 24 points in the final 2 minutes of the half

uhm

hahahaha

what a meltdown

I've never quite seen anything like it

Reminds me of Chiefs circa 2007 - 2012

Hootie 10-20-2014 07:56 PM

the NFL just wrote a great script there

it was very impressive how talented these guys are to be able to throw it off helmets and then get picks just like clockwork

great athletes and even better actors

GloryDayz 10-20-2014 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 11034774)
Impressive level of wheels falling off here.

But it only takes one...

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpres...ace.gif?w=1000

Hootie 10-20-2014 07:56 PM

I've watched a ton of football in my life, pro football

and I have literally never seen anything like that before

hilarious

Hootie 10-20-2014 07:57 PM

hm, something tells me houston is gonna take a knee on this one

vailpass 10-20-2014 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11034795)
the NFL just wrote a great script there

it was very impressive how talented these guys are to be able to throw it off helmets and then get picks just like clockwork

great athletes and even better actors

I see you working...

Marcellus 10-20-2014 07:58 PM

Cousins fall from grace happened pretty fast. I still think he could be a damn good QB.

O.city 10-20-2014 07:59 PM

Cousins is a great backup.

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11034806)
Cousins is a great backup.

Well he just got benched while being a backup so that may not be true. :D

Easy 6 10-20-2014 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 11034805)
Cousins fall from grace happened pretty fast. I still think he could be a damn good QB.

I found it hilarious that he threw a touchdown on his first pass filling in for Griffin, then McCoy comes in and throws one on his first pass in replacement of him.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-20-2014 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11034806)
Cousins is a great backup.

Looks awful to me. Benched for Cart McCoy ROFL

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:18 PM

How is that not PI?

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11034851)
I found it hilarious that he threw a touchdown on his first pass filling in for Griffin, then McCoy comes in and throws one on his first pass in replacement of him.

Circle of life in Washington. I still think RGIII may be the worst QB they have and I loved him as a rookie but he seems to have mental issues.

Dylan 10-20-2014 08:22 PM

@Marcellus

What kind of mental issues?

GloryDayz 10-20-2014 08:24 PM

This game is an SBD in a long elevator ride!

The Franchise 10-20-2014 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 11034896)
@Marcellus

What kind of mental issues?

He has no clue. He's just throwing shit at the wall.

Easy 6 10-20-2014 08:27 PM

Texas gave 'em a great quarter and a half... just as I say that, O' Brian gets cocky and completes a fake.

Still plenty of time for Houston to ride Foster, **** those 8 defenders in the box... beat a depleted, old defense man on man.

Old school, run the ball, wear them out... plenty of time left.

The Franchise 10-20-2014 08:31 PM

I ****ing hate that NFL Shop commercial. Bunch of bandwagon fans.

rabblerouser 10-20-2014 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11034800)
I see you working...

Yeah there's a thread for that.

rabblerouser 10-20-2014 08:33 PM

I smell safety...JJ WATT????!!!!!????

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 11034896)
@Marcellus

What kind of mental issues?

He only has one type of game. He cant read defenses. If his first read isn't open he has to run, if he cant run like with his knee injury he is screwed and makes bad decisions.

He also cant protect himself whn he runs so he takes really big hits.

I am not saying he is personally not smart, he just isn't football smart which was fine in college but not good now.

If just being smart was good enough Ryan Fitzpatrick would be a lock HOF player. He has tools like size and arm and is intelligent. He just isn't football intelligent. A lot of it is reflex

Easy 6 10-20-2014 08:36 PM

Who's the white guy named Muhamed lulz.

Dylan 10-20-2014 08:37 PM

I feel bad for RGIII - I hope he can recover and get back to good health

Marcellus 10-20-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 11034952)
I feel bad for RGIII - I hope he can recover and get back to good health

I thought he was the most electrifying player in the leauge as a rookie but I have had major reservations since.

Maybe he just needs to be healthy, I hope so but I think no.

Also I didn't mention earlier but his horrific handling of media is also a reason I don't think he gets it.

Dylan 10-20-2014 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11034951)
Who's the white guy named Muhamed lulz.

Bosnian - not Arabic.

cdcox 10-20-2014 09:05 PM

Sweet snag.

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:06 PM

game

everyone fell asleep?

I don't blame you.

oh, cdcox is awake :D

game is boring.

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:07 PM

is that gonna stand? It's a $170 question for me. I need it to stand!

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:09 PM

What happened? I drifted for a few minutes

Why were they looking at a patch of grass

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:10 PM

that's such ****ing bullshit they overturned that

I need over 46 total points to win my pick em this week and there is no way that was definitive

cdcox 10-20-2014 09:10 PM

This is what I hate about replay. I don't think that overturn made the game better, and I would say the same if the call went against the Chiefs. Every great play becomes "let me wait to see if the play will stand before I celebrate".

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:10 PM

no way in the world was that definitive

I am so UNLUCKY

cdcox 10-20-2014 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11035106)
no way in the world was that definitive

I am so UNLUCKY

There are still 6:00 left. Houston needs a quick score and Pittsburgh can afford to give up a score, so...

... there's a chance.

Easy 6 10-20-2014 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 11034983)
Bosnian - not Arabic.

A DIRTY RAGHEAD BY ANY ANOTHER NAME.

But yeah, thats different, didnt know there were that many slavic muslims outside of chechens.

Hammock Parties 10-20-2014 09:12 PM

I still think the Steelers are a sleeper SB contender. Big Ben is playing phenomenal football.

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 11035110)
There are still 6:00 left. Houston needs a quick score and Pittsburgh can afford to give up a score, so...

... there's a chance.

I understand

but I also teased Houston to +9 and the O/U to 38.5

so not only does this still put me 3 points short on the Pitt side for my pick 'em

now I'll be out the $68 I was up on my Denver/KC teaser I took and decided to use as hedge money for my pick'em

so let's just put it this way...that was ROYALLY unlucky for me

so I either need a Houston turnover and Pitt to kick a FG to go up 14

or, ideally, Houston to kick a FG or score a TD so I win both bets

Still, I was having a little celebration after watching that replay because I have no freaking clue how the official decided he could overturn that based off of video replay

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:14 PM

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chor.../pitpuke.0.gif

Ewww

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11035113)
I still think the Steelers are a sleeper SB contender. Big Ben is playing phenomenal football.

you have got to be kidding me

...got to be kidding me

this Steelers team is terrible

if anything, I can't wait to bet against them next week

are you even watching this game? Because, if so...

wow. You are truly not good at watching football.

The Steelers are a bad, bad team.

Bugeater 10-20-2014 09:16 PM

Houston is running out of feet to shoot themselves in.

chefsos 10-20-2014 09:16 PM

Those last three catches by Antonio Brown (I think he got the foot down in the EZ) are like a season-long highlight reel for an average receiver. Wow.

Demonpenz 10-20-2014 09:16 PM

He's down before the fumble /refs

Easy 6 10-20-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 11035117)

LeBeaus gone soft, he's out of shape.

O.city 10-20-2014 09:17 PM

Bell is a stud. He may tear us a new one

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:17 PM

well that was super ****ing gay for me

now I need a big gainer so they kick another FG

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:19 PM

I really need to get lucky, now.

PLEASE GET A FG PITT

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:20 PM

Have the Texans had the ball more than four minutes since nine o’clock tonight?

O.city 10-20-2014 09:20 PM

Why throw there?

ThaVirus 10-20-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11035131)
Bell is a stud. He may tear us a new one


He WILL.

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11035140)
Why throw there?

might have been the dumbest thing I've seen since Houston's last 2 minutes of the 1st half

O.city 10-20-2014 09:22 PM

Once the Texans are eventually out of it, we should offer them a low pick for Johnson

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:22 PM

I SWEAR TO GOD IF SUISHAM MISSES THIS I AM GOING TO EAT SOMEONE ALIVE

O.city 10-20-2014 09:23 PM

Could have essentially ran it down to the 2 minute warning

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:23 PM

THANK GOD

now a Houston TD will win me my teaser bet, too

and then I'll be one happy moose

O.city 10-20-2014 09:24 PM

Texans need to go with Mallett

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:25 PM

these two teams are the worst two kick returning teams I've seen in my entire life good god

keg in kc 10-20-2014 09:26 PM

Think I'm glad I skipped this one.

O.city 10-20-2014 09:28 PM

I can't figure out if I think the steelers are good or not

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11035157)
I can't figure out if I think the steelers are good or not

they were gifted 14 points for free in the last 1 minute of the 1st half so

you know

before that I was literally amazed with how terrible their offense was

this is a 7 or 8 win team

cdcox 10-20-2014 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11035157)
I can't figure out if I think the steelers are good or not

not

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:30 PM

let's get a TD right here Houston

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:31 PM

LOL Palmalaholahu

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:31 PM

one more yard until I'm a happy moose!!

cdcox 10-20-2014 09:32 PM

6 Hootie posts in 3, 2, 1....

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:32 PM

that shit shouldn't be legal and it should be a personal foul

and if it's on the 1 it should result in an ejection

good Lord

he gets a free shot on the QB like that?

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:32 PM

There's your TD, Hootie - Take the money and run :D

O.city 10-20-2014 09:32 PM

This is the first I've seen them so there is that

O.city 10-20-2014 09:33 PM

Who have the steelers lost to?

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 11035170)
6 Hootie posts in 3, 2, 1....

one recovered onside kick away for Pittsburgh from this being the best football week of my life

Won $500 on Fanduel
Won both of my teasers
Won $170 in my 26 team pick 'em league
Chiefs won
Went 5-1 in FFL

and the Royals are playing in the World Series tomorrow?

Something REALLY BAD is about to happen to me.

Sorter 10-20-2014 09:35 PM

DHB showcasing his exceptional hands.

Dylan 10-20-2014 09:35 PM

Mack looks like he broke his arm

Hootie 10-20-2014 09:36 PM

JESUS

****ING

CHRIST

...MY GOD

why?

why?

WHY CAN IT NEVER BE EASY LMAO

Sassy Squatch 10-20-2014 09:36 PM

Why is DHB on the hands team?

O.city 10-20-2014 09:36 PM

Because of terrible clock management by the steelers they were in a place to lose the game

Discuss Thrower 10-20-2014 09:37 PM

That foster TD just backdoored me into my second win of the year even though I benched a solid 40 points.


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