Do they not seem nice?

No Kaepernick likes Kaepernick and is even keeled and sane. Maverick seems nice but wants Alex's baby or he may go "Misery" on him.

I'm literally rewatching the bottom of the 12 of the A's game and my god...that Hosmer at bat was just incredible. That's why we're here.

I'm not going to let Mavericks Ace ruin this for me.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE ROYALS

WELL AND GO CHIEFS BUT AT LEAST I WATCH ANGER FREE ON SUNDAYS NOW

What's with that?

That AB is one if the top 5 I've ever seen in baseball. Just f'ing incredible.

Yah. You have that way back wards. He would let Kaepernick impregnate him, and them wipe the rest of his baby batter all over his face.

Not so much. I'm the anti drama queen in fact. I just like to squash shit. Something you are incapable of doing.

But my work is done in this thread.

Hootie publicly was trying to have me banned. I gave him his shot. He pussed out. So he is on ignore and well, now so are you......

Dude. This ****ing thread screams drama.

LMAO I warned you that your skin wasn't thick enough for CP.

First it was clay and now hootie. I predict the next dust up will be with pawnmower or ROR.

Sorry, Dave, you're wrong. They are both ****ing nuts.

Not to mention he did the one thing that annoys me and also signals fake fan as well....

Doing the whole "well you guys are gonna win, so..." routine so that if they win he can be like, "yay! Can't believe it!" But if we win, he can be like, "see! Told ya!" It's so stupid.

What a dumb ****ing thread.

You should teach him how to Welch.

How about...Royals win, Hootie goes; Giants win, Hootie goes??

He's one of the only two people I've ever had to put on ignore here. He's that annoying.

Kaepernick is at least tolerable Mav not so much.

This board is seriously acting like a bunch of children since the Royals arrived at the ALCS.

Cheering Royals being poor sportsmen to the Orioles, harassing fans of opposing teams who are being good visiting fans.

I swear to god, this place has zero self-control.

I'm guessing you don't visit the DC forum.

**** the Orioles.

**** the Giants.

**** Direkshun.

OUR TIME

As the Chiefs Planet Turns. CBS Daytime.

The f?

And OUR TIME must be accompanied by total asshattery.

Because, you know. That's how Kansas City should be.

and the commercials would all be for Natty Light, Camaros, and erectile dysfunction.

Ha

You aren't even a baseball fan.

You watched ZERO Royals games.

GTFO

also

GFY

And not the erectile dysfunction commercials where an obviously wealthy white guy with a beautiful suburban home and a MILF wife dance on the patio under the stars while an upbeat jingle plays. The kind where....well I guess that's the only kind they produce.

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This is probably a response to something that somebody has said somewhere, but it's not remotely a response to the post you quoted.

It's just nonsensical bullshit to keep your hate boner raging.

Nah. I don't hate anything.

I don't even think a Chiefs Super Bowl run would make me happier than what the Royals have made me this year.

It's been an insane, unbelievable run. Basically a dream sequence.

Pretty much, every last bit of this. I just wanted to come in and ROFL at all of the revisionist history in this thread. Whatevs, too much bleeding for me. I'm out.

Kind of a strange way to admit you're homosexual, Flop. But welcome to your new lifestyle.

I embrace me. If that makes me gay, I don't want to be anything else!

Please no pics

JFC, he did come in an seriously troll or flame the Cardinal thread. He was banned from the thread by Flopnuts but circumvented the ban by using tapatalk.

To be fair though, I was publicly calling for him to not be banned from the thread. Hottie gets a little hot sometimes. Thats okay, we don't all have to be the same personalities on here. He brings value to the board.

like Gonzo said, we need that damn oil.

Again, no pics please.

I wasn't trolling the ****ing thread...

I found it hilarious CARDINALS fans were complaining about postseason LUCK

not quite sure how that is trolling

I'm not clay

I call things how I see them in sports

I have zero vendettas

Who really wants to say that Hootie isn't MUCH more restrained than he has been? Shit, not one mod nor even the owner of the site has come in here and said anything really bad about him. And I assure you all, Phobia wasn't the only one that was wanting him out back then.

I'm happy to give credit where it's due.

the roast thread was just a really bad idea last time around

but I tried to squash the beef with the one moderator that had it in for me ... and he refused time and time again and continually just chastised me

you know, so I realize a lot of blame is on me, I really do...but it went both ways, and it went both ways 50% no matter how anyone wants to spin it at this point

but again...

I'm here for three things:

Chiefs
Royals
and all of the friends I've made over the years

it sucks when that shit gets taken away...I mean, I've pretty much grown up on this site. Even when I couldn't post I was lurking every single day.

I'm really sensitive about rules of being a fan.

Up until a few days ago I have ...

LITERALLY NEVER SEEN MY TEAMS WIN A SINGLE GOD DAMN THING SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD AND A MICHAEL JORDAN FAN.

and through it all...through everything...and ESPECIALLY with the Chiefs...

I stuck with it. With the Chiefs, I've watched every single god damn game my entire life. I miss my nephews birthday parties every year because it's tradition for me. It's the one thing I can say I've never missed since I moved to KC when I was 5.

So I take being a fan really seriously.

And it REALLY rubs me the wrong way when people cheer for teams that they have no business cheering for. It really does.

Should I seek therapy? Should I get over it? Yeah, probably.

But my dad moved us to Lenexa when I was 5. And my first sports memory, even before MJ...was Derrick Johnson strip sacking John Elway and just going nuts in the living room and my dad tells the story all of the time...

I literally was an obsessed child sports fan...and it's never left me.

So yeah...

I take it seriously. I ****ing hate people who cheer for teams they shouldn't cheer for. The Patriots didn't win a god damn postseason game for 30+ ****ing years and suddenly they have fans in all 50 states.

IT'S AWFUL. IT'S HORRENDOUS. AND IT'S SHAMEFUL.

The ****ing dude rubs me the wrong way and I hate that he cheers for the Chiefs. It offends me.

But...

Did he really call him jewdog?

Here's my thing, and I mean this from the depths of my soul. No one on Earth could've possibly known what the Royals had in store for all of us when Hootie was brought back. He has been in almost every ****ing game thread this year, and he has been all over it.

Love him, or hate him, if you're a good person, you are THRILLED that he got to come back to one of his favorite places online and share in all of this with people he's known for years. It's special, and it's amazing, and long time fans of the Royals DESERVE it. All of it.

If nothing else, that makes everything worth it.

Heh, I think we opened a can of worms with Jewru...

LMAO

Ohhhhhhhhh. Niceeeeee!

There's a whole bunch of disgusting people in the world that call themselves Chiefs fans, Royals fans, maybe one or two hootie fans even. Why you've shouldered the burden of deciding who people should or should not root for is beyond me. Even with the family film you presented.

But more tragic than your meltdown which would be fixed with pot, **** therapy, is that Mav is looking for approval from a pack of wolves. Love yourself first, man.

LMAO

I certainly don't need a woman to tell me about being a fan, either.

You go through teams as you go through boyfriends, don't give a shit...

No offense! Winky face!

I like the different hats.

don't worry I'm ok with women bandwagon fans

you're still ok in my book

Let's just ban Kaepernick and call it a day.

After that wonky Lincoln/Kennedy type conspiracy theory he had going on for the Giants against the Royals I really wanted too...

No one leave...no permanent ban bets....too gay

I love all u


Just make bets about wearing penis sigs or avvys...until opening day

Winner hand draws his cock w mspaint, loser sports it as a sig

Way more macho imo

They must spell gay differently where you live. Drawing pictures of my bologna pony and giving it to another guy doesn't come under macho.

This is why we can't have nice things, kids.

For everyone's clarification, can we get a "Hootie's 10 Commandments" of fandom just so we're all clear on this?

exactly this.

:LOL:

Sure. I'll write it up when I get to work.

This thread = pure, uncut ****ery

Huh?


Can't we all just get along?

S.T.F.U. Catch Ebloa D.I.A.F.

ride the wave, people, ride the wave...

...they don't come around very often.

wait wut?

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Personally, I don't have a problem with you, but your insistence for calling for people to be banned is a bit ridiculous.

Your holier than thou attitude when it comes to fandom is a bit of a stretch. I have explained it before. Im 35. When I started watching sports, around 85 ish, there was no baseball, (still isn't), nor football team, Panthers came around in 95 in North Carolina. So who was I supposed to root for?

I have never been a follow the leader type when it comes to my teams so pulling for the Redskins, or the Falcons, the two teams of choice was never in me to do.

So, I chose the 49ers PURELY because I started liking the SF Giants. you know, the same city thing.......

The browns got in to the equation because my Gpa would take me to the local browns backers club to watch the games on Sundays. It was a Chi Chi's restaurant. I didn't give a shit about the games, just enjoyed being there eating chips and salsa with a bunch of crazy ass fans barking and enjoying the games.

If I rub you the wrong way, I do apologize. It has never been my intention. But your insistence of having me banned from the GDT for the world series is bullshit. Why? Have I trolled. Have I gone full homer reerun and said, "we gonna whip your ass!?"

Did I infiltrate the Royals threads like you did the cardinal threads just to be a douche bag? No the **** I didn't. I only ever went into a cardinals, or Royals threads when it was relevant. All the other shin****ery that you are doing doesn't really bother me.

You are beloved here, but your boner for me is a bit absurd. You were the one who said the only thing you wanted to hear from me was how the Royals whipped my giants ass, and that was it.

So between that, and you calling for my banning, not only from the GDT threads, but from CP period, is why I called you out.

It might seem a bit drama-ish, but its not. Its more just after attempts to reconcile with you via PM, which you completely ignored, and this thread to ask you to put up or shut up, which clearly your mouth is much bigger than your balls, you showed your true color.

Yellow. you are irrational, just as irrational with your disgust of me, as your man love for Peyton Manning. And yes Hootie, your infatuation with Peyton Manning, is absurd. But, I have never commented on it, because It would make me the hugest hypocrite. Even though I am pro tom brady, and think that Tom is far superior to a guy who has always been surrounded by ridiculous talent, compared to Tom Brady who is usually surrounded by a mediocre receiving corps, is a better all around player, I let you have your say.

I try my best to avoid the drama, and just try to fit in as a visitor. I hesitate to use the word guest because there are a lot of people here who wish I would leave, and I respect that. I try to avoid any interaction with them at all. I even avoid any Alex Smith talk now just because.

So, again, I extend an olive branch to you, if not, I understand. If not a mutual respect, at least an understanding that if you don't talk to me, I wont talk to you. I probably think that is best anyways.

Just leave WHEN the Royals win. It is destiny. :thumb:

You seem nice.

The ol fake ignore.

That's the part that scares me.

I haven't seen this kind of thing since the Marlins beat the Yankees.

The Royals are on this kind of roll.

The last two wild card teams to meet in the world series. The giants choked. Just choked. And after catching all of the breaks in the past two post seasons, and so far in this one, they are destined to have karma come full circle and it catch up to them, and this Royals team scares the living shit out of me.

The Giants are awful at stopping the running game, and the Royals run like they are a track team. They play outstanding defense, and once you get to the 6th inning with a lead, the game is over.

They are kryptonite for the Giants. I have zero faith they win this series. NONE.

No. Took some advice. Tried something new.

He is truly the Darth Maul to Gochiefs Emperor of trollery.

He gets the basic idea but still dies after episode 1...

If the Royals win, Hootie gets to pick your new baseball team. You shouldn't have an issue with that. Maybe he'll give you a Florida or Texas team so you can diversify a bit more.

Sometimes you gotta' do it.

I probably iggy and neg rep about 1 time in every 1,000 I say I'm going to...

There are a lot of things that could happen on this planet. Me ever forsaking the Giants, is never been one of them. I have lived through a lot of embarrassment, and uncertainty. Getting Grief when I wear my Barry Bonds jersey, to nearly losing our team to Tampa back in 1993ish, to the epic choke job by Dusty Baker in 2002, to getting swept in the earth quake series.

Ill never turn my back on them. Its funny, you quit liking one team, and all of a sudden im a team hopper. based on nothing but conjecture, and reerunation.

Case and point. When the Hornets left Charlotte to New Orleans, I went with them. The minute the Hornets returned to Charlotte, I left the Pelicans, and no longer pull for them. I have been a tarheel fan since I could stand.

So all of this team jumping is cute. Its never happened.

That's because Barry Bonds is a disgusting, cheating, obnoxious, illiterate, asshole dumb **** of a gorilla. Remember?

I'm pretty sure that's accurate...