(toilet water) back of toilet made in FRANCE

You should be asking the women what they like, not the cologne that men like. Unless....

Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking. Why is he asking a bunch of dudes?

I think cologne is more for self confidence than anything else...

You should a make a game of it, be honest and tell him that everyone asks about this scent, and they'll NEVER BELIEVE what it is, ask them to imagine to worst source for a scent this good and make a guess and let the banter begin.

Yeah, guys with self confidence don't need any...

Paris Hilton "Just Me" for men or just Paris Hilton for men? Ive seen both. I love Cool Water, and the regular Paris Hilton for men smells similar to it.

Sooo, taxi drivers are like the most confident men on earth?

Burger King cologne

Terre D'Hermes is very well regarded too. Again, not my thing but that doesn't mean it isn't good.

Hugo. I rarely wear it anymore and when I do it's just a tiny mist. I don't like smelling like a French whore.

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The sense of smell is very underrated.

I recommend Fresh Balls. Seriously. It's legit and it is great.

Aqua by Carolina Herrera. Hard to find and a bit pricey but women love it.

I still rock cool water

90's rule lol

Get a cologne with pheromones and look out.

Awesome review:

"This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!"

Need you some Spanish Fly....

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A good friend of mine used to tell me how she loved a man's musk. Times she would come over to my house and I had gone to the gym she'd ways hug me a little closer.

It was strange.

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Dolce Gabbana light blue

If you're wearing cologne to attract the ladies, just rub these all over yourself before you go out.

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Yup. My GF, at the time, and I both got scents with pheromones and it was ON. A lot and primal. Good times.

Lone Wolf's suggestion works better though.

Youll have a mixture of shit and coke on you

That's a scent I like to affectionately call Hootie's Mattress.

You know those products are nothing but a scam right?

ROFL

Versace Dreamer

hard one
I'd say it's a tie between Stetson, Hero, and Aqua Velva

Drakkar Noir, or Polo Blue and Red... those three can cover any base.

I rarely wear the foo foo juice, but when I do, theres always a little extra pep in my step, love those three scents... you only look as good as you feel, and I always feel a bit special with any of those.

Splashing all these toxins on your skin which is the largest organ of your body will eventually cause you to have cancer / Kevin Trudeau

I've definitely heard as such. But all I can say is when she put hers on my loins were very aware. Hard to explain but it was undeniable. Perhaps a placebo affect.

I had thought that there was a lot of trial and error with pheromones so maybe we hit it just right. Dunno.

Not a specific brand, but it seems like the most universal scent that women like on a man is a bit of vanilla. That means Joop, polo black, etc. my general rule is if I like the way it smells then it's probably not going to be something women like.

DAD?!?!?!? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU POSTED ON CHIEFSPLANET!!?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BEARS FAN!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

BRUTE
AQUA VELVA

The ladies cannot resist.

It's just Paris Hilton for Men. I have Cool Water also. I don't really notice the similarities, homeslice. Not to mention, when I wear Paris Hilton for Men, chicks are like, "omg, what is that awesome cologne you have on???" When I wear Cool Water, chicks will be like, "so whatcha wearing? Is that Cool Water???"

LMAO. I forgot about about Brut

My dad used to get the same 'gift' from my brothers on Father's Day (...ie, Mom would buy it). It was the old Old Spice bottle that had the cap where when you would turn it upside down, it would open up like a thing of coffee creamer.

Cool water has been awesome for 25 years.

A few other good ones:

Polo Blue
Polo Explorer
Burberry London
Hypnose
paco rabanne 1 Million
L'Homme Yves Saint Laurent
CK Eternity Aqua (this is AWESOME)
Eddie Bauer Adventurer (nothing like it)

...I also like Penguins and Michael Jordan cologne.

My wife loves Curve.

I do have Banana Republic Black Walnut. I've had it for years; one of those little sample type bottles. My aunt (on my wife's side) got me a full bottle 2 years ago; that bastard outta last me the rest of my life.

Well maybe it's the other one then. I smelled them both awhile back and was surprised to like them both but I know one of them reminded me of Cool Water but with a "sweeter" smell.

I'd rather smell like a human.

Damn. You beat me to this jewel.

Only the truest of ladies men deserve to wear such an essence.

Burberry Touch. Worn it for 15 years, just very clean.

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or...

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Acqua di gio. Best in the biz. Worth the price.

Probably don't shave your coin purse either. Heathen.

I have a feeling most Chief tailgates still reek of Preferred Stock.

Seriously nine ****ing pages on cologne?

It's the offseason.

If you're not confident enough to believe that your own perspiration makes chicks wet than no colognes going to help you out.

my sweat smells like leather in a new Porsche.
I can't keep bitches off of me.

My girlfriend gave me some blue bottle with a guy on it, riding a horse and swinging a big mallet. I use it very sparingly and she enjoys the way it mixes with my stench.

I saw a porno with the same thing. I wonder if it's the same?
:hmmm:

The name says it all....:D

http://www.perfumeparadise.ca/images...gory/300_1.jpg

Kenneth Cole vintage black is pretty good.

It could be. She does like the porn.

Probably that one in Germany.

Polo Blue? That's some good, underrated stuff.

I have one thing of Chrome and I am not sure what its reputation is but I dig it. Obviously less is more and its not like....a huge deal like the OP makes it out to be.

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But speaking of wearing stuff from the old days...it is incredible how much a smell can connect you with a different place and time. A few months ago out of curiosity I wanted to see if I could track down what I used to wear in junior high\early HS days from remembering what the bottle looked like. I may try to buy little samples online just to take a jog down memory lane.

One of the old ones I remember is called Canoe...and people really talk bad about online. :D

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Also while looking up some of this old stuff I saw this ad and it made me laugh.

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That is a good way to put it.

Agreed, I have always stuck with the "clean" or water types like Nautica, Cool Water (in HS), and currently CK One. Don't wear it all that often, most women will comment on my deodorant first (get a good Old Spice scent) so that will get you by. Also, do not undervalue some of the aftershaves, I keep a bottle of just the plain old Gillette after shave in my Jeep which is good for freshening up.

I have always thought the "perfume" types were for massive pussies. Eternity being the number one offender, that shit is women's perfume in a different bottle. Drakar is also in this category IMO.

My son just got some Versace. I sprayed some on before cutting grass. Best I ever smelled doing yard work.

Have you ever driven in Lincolnshire Illinois?

I have some of that, recall liking it. It's been in the back of the overjohn for nigh on a decade now.

When it comes to the pits, nothing but Mitchum Antiperspirant unscented gel. Can't stand deodorant smell or white streaks.

I can attest to the deodorant remark.

I use Old Spice Sport, I think, and I get a compliment from approximately every 3rd or 4th girl I hug. They think it's cologne.

I've been told I smell "delicious".

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Already mentioned, but when I wore cologne, it was Mont Blanc's Presence or Givenchy's Pi.

I don't wear cologne anymore, as it wreaks havoc on my asthma.

I wear cologne for me. I like it. Same reason I buy nice suits and quality shoes. All part of suiting up.

Kush is my cologne

I always used the classic until somewhat recently. I grabbed some Swagger when it was on sale, liked it, and that is what I use now.

She enjoys it quite a bit. I spritz it lightly around my midsection when I visit her.

Blue or green?

If you're talking about Polo, I'm a green guy myself. Blue's all right, but the green is tied to my adolescence, and. . . ummmm. . . experiences in that era.

I'll freely admit, it's a weakness that goes against my nature.

My bottle is blue.

Those commercials were a hoot back in the day:

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