BTW, I'm pretty damn proud of that Archer-style joke there.

I'm going to log it in my personal triumphs of Chiefs Planet diary

Ok I'll give one ranking:

ROR is the dumbest ****ing poster I've ever come across on any board I've ever been on. He's likely an old, stupid man who has lived a terrible life. He's alone, no one loves(d) him ever...and now every time he posts he makes me feel better about my pathetic, miserable life because at least I'm not that dipshit.

Pros: N/A
Cons: Too many to list.

Amount of anti-freeze suggested: A lot

cool dude

you'll get to see some hot women getting boned by some hot dudes

I can only imagine what the 'sex' your having looks like

oh god

on second thought

gross

I'm not very internet savvy. Even if you generate a new ip address, doesn't the majority of the ip stay the same? Allowing them to ban you and not let any ips through that have a similar makeup?

Hey, if ya get blasted and aren't able to come back, that's a shame. It's nice having you around during the season.

Wow, I just looked at it. Gonzo for asshole of the year on that. Just bullshit.

Closing the thread wouldn't have been my first choice.

I don't know about the history between you two. I like Gonzo and Lumpy. They are good people.

Have you ever been the admin of a website? You have any ideas how many pitching fits you have to moderate behind the scene's?

Hootie, I've stuck up for you on here., But name me any forum that allows the freedom that this board does?

You probably shouldn't get so cocky nor feel quite so safe, since you apparently don't understand how Internet firewalls and Network Address Translation work. If you're getting a different IP address every day, that address is a private address that is used only by your company's internal network. I'll bet you a dollar to a doughnut that your IP address is either 192.168.x.x or 172.16.x.x, or 10.x.x.x.

The IP address that Chiefsplanet sees is the public IP address of your Internet firewall, and that address doesn't change. It would be simple for a Chiefsplanet mod to ban that IP address. If you work for a company with thousands of employees you probably don't have to worry, because no mod at Chiefsplanet is going to ban an entire company because one guy is misbehaving. But if you work for a smaller company, you are fooling yourself if you think you are safe from an IP ban.

If Chiefsplanet really wants to ban you, they can ban you.

I'm not 100% sure but I can get banned 4 times without an issue...because I can connect to 4 different hotels free wifi.

and I'm pretty sure they are all constantly renewing.

He did nothing this time, seriously come on.

I like Gonzo and would like to thank him for the entertainment for the evening
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This is like the 4th post in a row you've made that has to do with me and aome weird homosexual fetish. U wanna open up bruh?

I figured this might be the case...but there are literally 4 free wifi networks with strong signal I can connect to. Right now I'm not even using my hotels wifi.

Another thing your boyfriend will say.

DUDE

I STARTED A THREAD

SAYING I WAS GOING TO RANK ANYONE WHO POSTED BY THE PERCENTILE I PLACE THEM IN ON THIS WEBSITE

how in the **** does one even CONSIDER locking that thread?

especially considering the MVP, douche of the year, etc etc etc threads this site ALWAYS has

so in short

STFU

Shocking

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What do you mean, "seriously come on"?

I didn't say anything about whether or not he should be banned. I was just trying to educate him a little about TCP/IP addressing schemes and whether or not he is as "safe" as he thinks he is.

Someone needs to get laid ... and banned ... not in that order.

I don't think someone's being a "crying bitch" if they are actually the wronged party. Hootie's thread shouldn't have been closed. That's clear. AND closing caused more drama, which was the obvious outcome.

I know there is the argument about different restrictions on posters who have been problematic in the past, but even given that, closing the thread was a weird choice.

Peyton Manning

yeah

I was SO wrong.

I was just asking for it!!

The same thing applies. If a mod is determined to put an IP ban on you (and he knows his shit), he can put an IP ban on you. He might have to ban multiple IP addresses, and he might have to ban multiple proxy servers, but a determined moderator could ban you and make it stick.

GIVE IT 2 ME BAYBEE

when I was doing my ranking for you I referenced that in your 'cons' list, but gave it some credit for catching on.

In case you wanted to know, I put you in the top 20 percentile.

By the way, I don't think the thread should have been closed either.

That picture looks so much like a guy I know minus the blue hair that it is spooky.

God I love living under your skin. You're still a whiny bitch.
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you would you ****ing queer

WHAT?! ROFL

Hey, dipshit. First off, you and I had an agreement, didn't we? I wouldn't call you out and you wouldn't call me out.What did you just do?

Secondly, Gonzo may be my husband, but you having a "thing" for me isn't why he locked your thread.

You are the biggest lying sack of shit, too. There has never been and never will be anyone on here that hurts my feelings. That includes you, Hootie. I admire you trying to be a "bad boy" but I've dealt with your type before, and they all walked away crying.

So please, feel free to keep bringing me up when someone punches you in your seeping pussy.

Iirc. Hootie agreed to certain conditions for his return here. 1 of those was that he would stay away from drama and stick to football discussions... or something like that.

Could that be why the thread was locked?

oh great

couples posting

I feel like this site is turning into skateland

Don't you have a drunk girl to rape?

there are no conditions

if they want to ban me they can ban me

I'll continue to post however I want.

it would be more funny than anything if I was banned for THIS:

not drinking tonight but if you know where I can find one I'm game

Seeping pussy? Is that like anal leakage only out the other orifice?

ROFL

Hootie hasn't done anything to get banned why do people keep bringing it up?

I have no problems with Hooties original thread, fwiw.

Cause it's what he does. (Or what is done to him depending on who you ask)

oh you don't have any problem with this?

I clearly posted that to get banned. Duh. Horrible intentions, I had.

Silly to lock that thread. No doubt.

either way I was just trying to kill time so at least ChiefsPlanet's POWER COUPLE provided that for me

everyone that is married should get their wife an account

that way you can never have any hobbies to yourself!!

No. It's clearly an opinion based thread/poll (I'd imagine you'd include one at some point) and it really doesn't seem to be bad. From the few comments I saw from you originally in it, I didn't see anything that was particularly malicious.

****, I feel like Direckshun a few months ago :)

LMAO you just bermuda-waxed Hootie's crying vag...
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It's silly and weird that the other thread was locked.

It's silly that Hootie makes such a huge deal out of things. He could have easily just continued his game in another thread.

But whatever.

And for the record, it's not near as easy to get around our IP/mult detectors these days if we're really motivated. Most of the time, we're not.

that's the thing...I wasn't even going to be malicious

It was going to be a good, funny thread.

and anyone who didn't want to be rated didn't have to ****ing post

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Gangsta!

Where's your white knight lance, sir bundle of sticksalot?

ROFL.

I agree.

but I've always operated this way.

If you want to poke the bear (me) and CRAVE "unnecessary attention", I happily provide it.

a certain poster did that to me using an infraction (twice) back in the day...and now Gonzo (for no reason, since he doesn't post anymore) felt like it was a good idea to do it to me today

...I don't get it, really.

I post about Alex Gordon and Alex Smith. I leave everyone alone. But everyone can keep pretending I'm the bad guy.

This site is not about easy solutions.

Don't we all?

Don't we all?

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Honestly though.

This is important enough to continue this bleeding spectacle for a couple/few hours?

Ok

Really? Bringing up the whole couples posting thing again. LMAO

This isn't the 50's, cumguzzler.

Hootie reminds me of an Uncle I have. Nobody ever spanked him as a child, and he grew up to be an attention-whoring leech upon the family.
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I have to give training papers to my night auditor at 11 PM

so I started the thread to kill 2 ****ing hours of time

so to answer your question, yes

I wanted to have a fun thread, but Gonzo gave me a decent alternative

I'm not going to bang you bro

homeless slobs with skinny dicks don't interest me

Good job on killing the unnecessary drama Gonzo.

LMAO

You kinda know what you're doing I guess.

its entertainment to my boring night

does Gonzo have a membership on womenscookingplanet.com

do you guys couples post on all of the boards each one of you belong to?

10 pages already

nice

2

if you were smart

What the **** would I do on a cooking forum. I don't cook. LMAO

just an example

foldinglaundryplanet.com

whatever

much truth in this post yo

I'm already bored.

Let's see here, Hootie was going to "lay low" and only post in the football topics. Wasn't that our agreement, Hootie? Yes... I believe it was.
You've done nothing but, here lately. You started out wonderful. I was actually bragging about you to the other mods. I was impressed with your acumen and style. I was happy about your turn-around. However a few months later, you start the same old shit. Ranking other posters, talking shit about respected members like KC tattoo? Then I see this bullshit today? You're a class act man. Good luck. Go clean table three.

Huh?

Boy, that's some prime material there, Yakoff. Oh yeah, you're a CP icon( in your own stunted mind)alright...
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I generally get my dick caught in the zipper. It feels good when I do it now. Should I be concerned?

I Know! All you do is make sammiches, give blowjobs, and just be ONE OF THE GUYS. Don't we all wish we had such an insecure wife?

Kind of. Um, YES! Exactly! I'm pretty sure that Hootie suffers from anal leakage, too.

Hootie, ask your boyfriend if you have that problem.

when was that an agreement? 18 months ago?

and the only things I've posted lately are about the Royals, Alex Gordon, and Alex Smith.

You post 5 times per week. Don't pretend you know what's going on.

and KC Tattoo? If that dipshit (and that's not even an insult, he just isn't intelligent) wants to parade around and blabber on about me I'll gladly tell him that I feel sorry for him that he's missing a chromosome.

I just don't understand why you're moderating when you no longer really post here.

Oh and FTR.... I manage one of the worlds largest security companies, get free gas and a company car, I have a wonderful son and wife. I don't have to worry about getting the buffalo wings to the drunk softball players in the bar or clean the puke up in the bathroom. I guess I'm doing ok.