LMAO

ROFL

Could you imagine accidentally drinking from that spit cup?

Lol! Great stuff.

JC Penny catalogue.

One possible theory to the diminishing effects of porn is the misplaced gay shit on a straight page. Scrolling down chicks, oh there's a nice redhead and oh there's two blondes with a double edged sex toy and WTF!!!?!?! Some shaved head ghey with a dog collar throating some middle linebacker. Those webmasters should be executed.

Makes me wanna forward te link to someone like KC Native who could use it

The first SI Swimsuit I ever got was the one w/ Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, and Kathy Ireland on the cover.

"The Dream Team"

:drool:

LMAO wow, you actually said something funny.

Your obsession with penis, gay, and your homophobia says quite a bit about you.

If my ex didn't swallow she'd spit in a dirty shirt or towel if one were handy.

Watch TED, The Porn Experiment.
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This.

This one is not difficult Direckshun. It's a matter of testosterone.

Some of us have excesses, and wish we could sell our extra; some sad folks, have much more limited access to it.

I've STILL got lots, if anyone can come up with a way to bottle it and sell it--let me know. :shrug:


And, yes, HJ beat me to it (again)...before I read the whole thread:

THIS times Eleventy-Billion

I think that was what started all of this in the intertubes, IIRC.

And your obsession with me says.....what exactly about you?

I am one of the lucky ones. Notorious Jr. stands ready at a moments notice, with or without visual stimulation.

I am in good shape, though.


Adults that have put on an extra 30-100 pounds since their teen days wonder why it doesn't work like it used to. :facepalm:

As an adolescent, were you one of the ones who got random boners and got called up to the chalkboard at the most inopportune times?

Yes.

They changed from chalk to marker boards while I was going through my awakening.

The analysis you read has some merit. :(

This is probably more accurate to my situation.

The wife should except porn. It's better than the man going out and getting the real thing.

Bathroom sink.

This.

They switched from marker to smart boards for me, but you know what I meant.

Hey, did anybody outside of CC agree HJ's post?

Just curious, because it wasn't readily apparent when I sifted through the thread.

ROFLROFL

completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?

Yeah, I left that one alone.

It's on par with the "well, ur penis is a muscle and you have to keep excerising it fer it to work" interpretation earlier in the thread.

for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.

I'm in my 40s now and I can say this rings very true. It's not like I'm grossed out by a typical woman in the range that I can actually get, but I'm not crazy excited either. And for sex you should usually be crazy excited if it's going to go well.

What?

We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?

It also makes you go blind.


That is why I have a 70" flatscreen for my computer monitor.

sadly, by the time I get home, I'm so brain dead all I want to do is maybe take a nap; or eat dinner, clean up, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.

then the weekends are spent doing all the shit I couldn't get done during the week, so I'm cashed on weekends too.

rinse, repeat.

O Rly?

lol.
I thought it sounded famililar.



...short term memory loss, you say?:hmmm:

LMAO:thumb:

ROFL

Truth... its megaload city when they keep on truckin.

I wasn't suggesting a course of action, mind you.

It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.

Or gargle.

Damn skippy. Had one GF in college who could literally make me pass out that way, I mean dead to the world for like 30 seconds. Then you come to and can't feel your fingers or toes. Sometimes you end up twitchy for another minute of so.

Talk about ruining you for regular sex. . . That's as close as it got.

Unless you prefer to keep it there while making your man a victory sammich first.

You seem to keep a list there Jason Collins.

I've been driving a lot lately, lots of time listening to the radio(which sucks more than I remembered) so I've turned to talk radio.

One of the topics the other day essentially said that the 2 biggest causes for divorce today were 1. gambling addition 2. Porn Addiction.

I guess I can see how someone stealing money and lying and putting the family in a bind can cause stress and lack of trust enough to cause a D.

What I became curious about was, where is the line on #2. What is the magic thing that makes someone's porn viewing habit an "addiction".

No way. #1 cause is the the same it's been for 1 million years and the same reason people get married in the FIRST place: M-O-N-E-Y.


When people disagree about money, all hell breaks loose. And people who fight about money stop being physical. When that goes, the relationship follows.

Looks like 3 or 4 other people did.

Ironically this was a conversation that came up with my buddies one night sitting around drinking beer. Internet video porn has made beating off to anything else almost like having ED. Like Hamas said, the SI calendar, JC Penny magazine, random boob pic would be spank material for ever now you have to watch a video of porn doing random crazy shit to get off.

You all have some sick minds.

When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.

That's..... odd.

How much are you paying these "girls?"

Eh its already mass produced and too cheap for you to make any profit:

http://drugline.org/img/drug/testost...te-22603_3.jpg

I guess they just don't want me to leave them. They probably have daddy issues.

HEYOOOOO

Women know going into a relationship that pretty much all men like porn, so why are they surprised and butt hurt once they see their man's collection?

Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?

They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.

Come again.

Well no shit.

I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results.

So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out...

I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win.

check that

I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)...

either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways

I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out

see reading fail on your part

when did I ever say I was cumming into a woman?

unless you're talking about prejac and AGAIN

so far, so good

Well, would it make any difference if she were comparing herself to a bunch of "amateurs" and not porn stars..?

Or perhaps you are sterile.

And, we all win.

Pretty much, this.

All these posts have basically sucked balls since Hamas came on and destroyed the thread with his "runaway teen" comment. I'm effing laughing at my work desk thinking about it.

Then don't watch.

ROFL

Game, set, match, DONGER.

LOL but I'm the obsessed one.

you're telling me

I have about 500 Gb worth on one of my external drives.

Maybe people with ED before all the porn were peeping toms.

More of an observation, really.

Guys have weird bodies

LMAO

Some guys need porn:

http://criminal-mastermind.tumblr.com/image/49557405886

Nice job douche.

Didn't show up for me. Was it a self portrait?

That's why I said "nice job". He ****ed the addy up I assume. Prisonbitch would **** up a wet dream. He's the epitome of failure.