If one of these can take down a giant skyscraper then I think it's pretty strong.

LMAO

I didn't realize Frankie had a boat.

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Frankie was on the USS Indianapolis.


The sharks only stopped eating people because he put them to sleep orating to them about the vast depth of his keen wit. It was geographically appropriate because his description was that the depth of his knowledge was Challenger Deep, which was only a few miles away.

Did you really just mention wits in this thread? As in, wits that aren't half?

Frankie and Donger
sittin' in a tree
K I S S I N G
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes the anglo-persian baby in the baby carriage!

:spock: two guys can do that?

Oh yeah, for sure. Don't you remember that thread from a month or two ago?

Please don't cast aspersians.

This photo is very personal to Frankie, this is serious business.

That plane is bent, broken, uncontrolable leaking of fluid and unusable, not unlike his pickle the past 20 years.

LMAO

...and there it is. In every thread I've ever seen where Frankie is getting his ass handed to him (a lot, and usually in DC) he eventually goes to the "intellectual superiority" remarks which make it all the more funny.

He is so damn entertaining. :popcorn:

After reading shit like this I now know why people say "FRANKIE FOR BRAINS"

This is one of those holy ****ing shit type threads.....ROFL

Take a physics class.....ever?

The principle behind why this happened is pretty straight forward. If you want a real world practical example to illustrate to yourself go find a field with a large number of prairie dog holes in it. Start running in said field..while still running put a foot in one of the prairie dog holes and report back to us as to what happened.

Everything I'm sure was fine on the runway...once they ran off the front end is going to decelerate while the back wants to keep going forward. If the front nose gear bites into the soft ground and 'stops' then you're going to have the front of the plane stopped while the back of the plane wants to keep going forward and hence crunch like an accordion. If anything this type of crash shows exactly how strong the nose landing gear was. If it wasn't it would have likely sheared off.

Now explain how in flight you're going to have the front of the plane stop while the back of the plane wants to keep going? If you hit another plane sure that can happen...but then you probably have bigger concerns than the hull buckling.

I've told you not to make ethnic puns. When you get banned, I'll be here to say ayatollah so.

LMAO

Hall of classics, anyone?

Gaz option.

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I laughed at the irony of a misspelled Hemorrhoid playing boggle.

BTW I only know how to spell it because I am one of the afflicted.

Haha! Incorrect from the first word to the last.

Nervous agitated laughter is not laughter of joy nor of belittlement. My extensive experience here has been the "people" you speak of are only those who can't handle being outwitted, out-debated, and outsmarted by the "ferner." I'm used to dumb rednecks and particularly enjoy getting under their skin.

Now THAT was pure comedy. Can't compete with that kind of wit.

You know I have outwitted you every time you tried me. I guess you owe tree stumps an apology.

You know Iovagian, you go into your shell for a year or so and then you reappear for a week or so to try to beat me down. I wish at least you'd do it monthly so I could attribute it to your PMS. As it is you are an enigma. But such is the case for a lot of Venusians like you.

Are you going back on your posts?

Bad taste.

Boy you got a million of them. Stop it! Stop it!... our collective sides are splitting.

May whichever God you prefer to ignore help you.

Right you are chap. Some of our usual half wits HAVE already chimed in in a benign hardly significant thread just because it's mine. They desperately hope this could be a chance to beat down of Frankie for all the time they've been beaten in wit and logic. It's a human instinct. Low human instinct but still one. Some of us have evolved out of it to a reasonable degree. Some will be lucky if their great grandchildren get there.

It's pathetic and petty, really. But the dumb does not recognize pettiness.

"Ssssssssss..."

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Meh, I'm used to mass assaults by the witless. They happen in almost all of my CP participations. You know why, Sherlock? Because not one of you (and I use the word 'you' selectively here) can stand up to me in a logical debate alone.

Getting surrounded by howling monkeys with nothing to say but making fart sounds and throwing shit counts as me having my ass handed to me. I got it. Thanks genius.

Here comes another mult of another genius. What a shock!

Yes. Also classes in Structure and Structural Integrity.

:LOL: There goes that dreaded phrase again. So far the only ones who are SURE are the ones who are picking an unnecessary fight over a minor "here's a piece of news" thread. I have merely suggested A possibility, out of many possible scenarios. But the rest of you are so sure that only your scenario is true, possibilities of structural fatigue, material oxidation, in-flight forces, and neglect by the maintenance folks in Trinidad be damned. :shake:

Ok that's funny. Kind of.

See, this is why I like you. You can at least acknowledge decent humor. I disagree with virtually everything you stand for politically and anytime logic is necessary but at least you have a good sense of humor.

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Don't get carried away. We're not going to open a 7-11 together or anything but maybe I'll split some hummus with you....

Your place or mine? ;)

Dont worry, Frankie.

Donger is just trying to make people feel safe and like these things cant happen in mid flight. Everyone here knows the truth, these things fall apart all the time.

He wants to sell more gas, thats all.

Hes the one with the agenda.

Keep it up, dont let him win!

The pilot was quoted saying. "The damned runway was extremely short, But you wouldn't believe how wide it was".

Want to get away.....

teedubya will be along shortly nodding his head in agreement.

Well, business should pick up in this thread in the next couple of hours.

Great thread Frankie, you should start several more today. Your cp friends are funny aren't they?

What?

I wonder if the radar rings have anything to do with this?

ROFL.....:spock:......ROFL

No worries mates, Obama said he can fix this with a jet tax.

Honestly, Frankie, I understand you think that (and maybe even believe it) but you should have taken my advice and just had a laugh over this abortion of a thread.

Instead, you chose to go full-Frankie. And, no, that's not a compliment.

you NEVER go FULL-Farooq

Simple Jack references never get old.

I honestly don't know what you're talking about, Frankie. I usually just laugh at you, I didn't realize we were "matching wits" at some point. You're going to have to give me some links if you don't mind.

You do realize that this thread has made you look extremely stupid yet again, right? And unlike some other posters, I don't judge you by your nationality, I only laugh at your stupidity. :thumb:

This thread arrived right on schedule.

I don't even know what Frankie is trying to argue about anymore. He just keeps calling people half witted for whatever reason.

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I don't judge him based on his nationality but it does make most of the jokes more explosive.

*rimshot*

This is Frankie in a nutshell:

1. Frankie says something completely asinine:

2. Everyone makes fun of Frankie.

3. Frankie claims he is smarter than everyone else.

4. ???

5. Profit.

The best part about frankie is that he still talks trash to grandma about her lack of ability to punish him after she takes his pants down and beats his ass with a gooseberry switch.


He's the premature ejaculat'r with the 3" poke at the gangbang strutting around like John Holmes.

The depth of Frankie's intellectual wit wouldn't fill the reservoir tip of a condom.





Slurpy-sales-Americans by culture want to feel "witty" or see themselves as clever tricksters. Frankie thinks he's a character in the boy and the Tiger.

Frankie's posts have so many layers of truth and meaning that you must peel them like an onion in order to really uncover the depths of his brilliance and appreciate the totality of his words' meanings.

Just as the Mona Lisa has been revealed, only through the use of sophisticated x-ray techniques centuries after its completion, to contain three paintings underneath, so are the postings of Frankie. In fact, I would wager that if one were so inclined as to screen print one of his posts onto canvas, x-ray fluorescence spectrometry would reveal that he is actually pontificating on everything from post-modernism to existentialism to rangers lone. Oh that we had the capacity to appreciate the full spectrum of his genius (genious?)...

Dude, Frankie is a lot smarter than everyone else. He just has a propensity to type really stupid shit on the internet. But if you hung out with him in RL, everything would be all smart-guy stuff, all the time. For instance, he could start a really giant bonfire and leap over that like the real Palestinians from his homeland but he's very conservative and builds a wee-little Jack-jumped-over-a-candlestick fire. That's smart right there. Hardly any misfortunate accidents plus smores directly after the flag burning event.

ROFL

I'm going to be gallant and gracious, and offer Frankie another out in this thread:

Yes, it IS possible that fatigue could lead to a massive failure of the fuselage of a commercial aircraft, although this has never happened in over 80 years of commercial aircraft operations. Therefore, it is highly unlikely in the extreme that such a failure will happen in flight. Therefore, no Frankie, you don't need to worry about it happening. No more so than you do about monkeys flying out of your anus (which is also possible).

I look forward to the detail, intellectually filled oration about how Frankie tricked the tigers back out of his purple shoes with crimson soles and linings and the green blazer and blue trousers his father, Kappali purchased for him at the market and how he tricks the tigers into fighting in a circle around a tree spinning so fast that they melt into butter. The best part is when he takes the melted tigers to his mother, Ramita who makes pancakes and he eats 127 pancakes.

Please elaborate on how this is possible.

Thank you in advance.

Frankie is the Iranian Chuck Norris.

Achilles + Zeus + Samson + Goliath + Hercules + Iron Man + Super Man + Spider Man + Incredible Hulk + Wolverine + Rapunzel = Frankie

Frankie can fit a square peg in a round hole.

Like Voldemort, when you say his name, Frankie knows where you are.

I actually met Frankie irl about 10 years ago.

We had a gathering in DM for members and he showed up and strutted up and intimidated the shit out of me. And then I thought "get the F out of here, Danny Devito"

If you ate some flying monkeys that were indigestible, they would likely fly out of your anus 6-12 hours later.

Frankie removes clothes, including underwear (if he wears underwear).

Frankie picks up monkey (or monkeys).

Frankie lovingly strokes monkey (or monkeys) in order to calm the animal(s) down.

Frankie inserts monkey (or monkeys) into his anus.

Monkey (or monkeys) understandably find their new surroundings to be generally unpleasant and fight to escape. * This is Frankie's favorite part *

Frankie's sphincter can only stand so much, and the monkey (or monkeys) is expelled from Frankie's anus at such a velocity that it (or they) seem to be flying, although it (or they) are merely falling with style.

Monkey (or monkeys) wonder why Frankie eats so much goat while cleaning itself off.

But how do they get out? Do they force their way out or would Frankie's body expel them? Also, how would their wings survive the tough environment of kebab-spurred stomach acid of Frankie's gut?

Edit: I see that your scenario actually bypasses the gut.

ROFLROFL

May I suggest an alternative method for the flying monkeys?

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Whad'dya put in there t'day, Frankie?

You ain't gonna believe this one....

Poor little guy

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FRANKIE WHY DO YOU ABUSE ANIMALS!!?!?!?!!!?

What if, instead of flying monkeys, they were actually sea monkeys? I'm almost certain that Frankie once injested a large quantity of sea men both orally and rectally only to send them flying out of his anus at a high rate of speed.

Frankie says "duh Winning!"

Frankie taught Charlie Sheen how to do coke off of a hooker's ass.

Not a mult dumbass, just laughing at how someone who claims to be so smart could think something like this could possibly happen in the air.

He's seen every Nick Cage flick 3x.

This is actually true, Frankie. It's mostly because a mutually logical debate including you doesn't exist.

ROFL

That was great.

Frankies going to take you apart because he's too smart to let this thread die.