"Dear Penthouse:

I'm a single girl with my own house and a job, and make enough to have a comfortable life. How was I to know that my world would be turned upside down by an old acquaintance from my past that said she needed a room for a day or two. You'll never guess what happened next..."

Finish the story, sell subscriptions to the horny guys here on the CP, and she'll make her half of the rent, I guarantee...

Hey, Gloria, have you noticed the 2 guys who called you stupid on here are GoChiefs and Quiksurfer. There's a couple of geniouses for you.

So some deadbeat bitch, who has been kicked out of the lives of everyone she knows, TELLS you that she’s moving in with you. You let her. Now she is acting like a homeless leech, invading your life, taking advantage of you, giving nothing back, making no effort to be productive, and you are afraid to say anything?

I’m surprised they let people like you live on your own. Don’t bother asking for advise about this “friend” situation, you better start small, like dressing and feeding yourself.

This.

The second someone TELLS me that I'm doing something for them.....is the second that they get a slap in the face and I walk away.

:eek:

Whatever you do, don't piss her off.

Thread still needs pics.

Hey badgirl, I have another semen delivery for you. Let me know.

ROFL

Kick her ass out, I need someone to mooch off of.

Make that bitch earn her stay.

Make her earn it real good.

Hey man, I'm down on my luck can I crash on your couch for awhile? ROFL

baby oil the shower / bathtub floor.

THAT F@CKING PISSES ME OFF!!!
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Tell her your brother, sister, cousin, whoever has fallen on harder times than her & you need her room for them.

If she finds out later tell her it was resolved & they never had to move in.

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Here, let me help you out. I need a place to stay for a while, help a brotha' out? I'm disabled & will pay you to be my caregiver.

There, how's that? :)

snuff that bitch

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The BadGirl pile on is always entertaining.

what does?

I've seen this play out before.....

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You already did. That was one exciting Chiefs game.

My boyfriend is buying his house and has it about half paid for, she would know that was a lie. But otherwise that would be a good idea.

:hmmm:

:rockon:

PBJPBJPBJ

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sec apparently hates baby oil. It's probably a political thing.

I also hate Big Baby Oil.

Does the roomate rub baby oil on herself?
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I have no idea, I dont watch her take a shower.

:evil:

You should take video...and post it. :thumb:

I hope you have enough for two this time, I got company.:D

Yes, this is great if you're goal is to sink to her level. Have you followed any of the good advice in this thread?

You don't pay for me to be here. :rolleyes:

I worked last night and got up in time to go to work today. I am off for 2 days after tonight and I am going to have a talk with her.

So that means we are going to have to wait two days to find out what happened? You always do this shit to us. :grr:

Sorry. :evil:

I don't believe you're sorry at all.

That's right, Badgirl only posts on the internet while on duty caring for patients.
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While they're sleeping. :rolleyes:

That's swell of you.
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You'd rather I wake them up and do what?

Posting from your phone 21.94 times a day is pretty pathetic too.

I had enough for two last time if you were'nt so wasteful.

Bad situation to get into. When it comes to friends and family i never really expect much in return. You should probably find a way tactfully to explain you wanting your own space and that her staying there is just temporary.

its like the instructions on a shampoo bottle: insert your unit in her throat- thrust- REPEAT!

Did you ever get her out? How did you do it?

We should date...

You didn't read about this yesterday?

http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre...98_charge.html

LMAO

Mr.Nerdville pulls prank on roommate 'bruce'.
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That guy is great. Is he for real, or is that just a great character?

:spock:

NO:grr:

I will give you $20K in casino cash if you kick her out tomorrow.

She claims there is this guy who owns some apartments and he is going to let her clean for the rent. she said she would be out in 2 weeks, I don't really beleive her, but I am going to ask her what day she is planning on moving. I am going to ask her that in the morning and see what she says.

I'm gonna come stay with you for a while okay.

Well at this point it really doesn't matter anyway because she has probably been there long enough to have legally established residency and it's not going to be up to you when she leaves, the only way you'll be able to 'get rid' of her is to move.

Whenever I needed to get rid of a roommate I always invited them on a float trip. Most couldn't.... float, that is.

If I knew you and I ran into you while hanging out with someone. As soon as you were gone I would say, "That is the chick I was telling you about, you know the one that had an acquaintance move themselves into her house and she was too spineless to even ask them leave."

If only for self respect, take control of this situation.

I have never heard of this law here, but if there is one I am sure she has never heard of it.

No I am just hoping it doesn't have to end in a all out war, but as I told my daughter, its like a storm brewing and it isn't going to be much longer till I just hit the roof. I don't want it to come to that but it may have to.

Yeah, because you're a lot smarter than her, right? She's chillin, no rent, no responsibility.... But you look down your nose at her like she's not playin you for a fool. Heh. Hilarious.

Just sit down with her and have a date marked on the calendar. Tell her you were more than glad to help her out but on this date (point to date marked) you have to be out, and that you'll do whatever you can to help her out in that regard. End of conversation.

Well if I threw her shit in the yard and MY landlord told her he wanted her off his premises, then I am sure she would leave. She has no proof how long she has been there. She has been buying groceries cause I won't buy anything, if she wants to eat she can buy it.

Yes that is more along the line I would like to approach on getting her to move.

I beleive my date will be Feb. 1st cause she has been there 2 months already and if someone hasn't done anything to help themselves in that length of time, they are not planning on it.

Then just do it. You don't have to get so worked up about it. Settle down.

Ok...thank you. Merry Christmas

It may take till Feb 1st for you to work up the courage to ask her to move. Lets take this one step at a time.

whoa, you are stilll letting her leech off you? Wow, i thought by now you would have kicked her out. wow.

Well its winter and she has no place else to go, I know that shouldn't be my problem, but I would like to know when she leaves she has a place to sleep.

She does have a place to sleep - anywhere not at your house.

For all the guff I give you, you do have a heart at least 3x the size of your IQ and that's a good problem to have. So Merry Christmas to you and your dependents.

Point her to the closest homeless facility.

Make her earn her keep. Have her mow your lawn at least.
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Surley she can spred em' for goat boy and maybe he'll sneak her into his parets basement with him.
Just tell her, horney virgen, lots of money, place to live, and all you have to do to live free is hump the idiot a few times. She'll go for it :thumb:

:)

UPDATE: She is moving out by the first of Feb. Maybe sooner.:clap::clap::clap::clap:

she hasn't killed you and worn your skin yet?

Stop cleaning and stocking food in the house...

No, but she was about to wear out my nerves.

I'm an obsessive cleaner, that won't work.

She should have been gone the day you started the thread. FAIL on your part.

Did you ever get the opportunity to have sex with her ?