It looks that way, Jessica you wench!

One of mine that is now lost:

Bernard 'Bonecrusher' Pollard:

Man, screw you. I ain't voting for you.

Vote for me. Everybody know Fort Wayne got faces.

You Les......

Who was posting as ROR?

LMAO

I'll take credit for the Site Administrator post.

I did the first one I don't know who did the other 2

That was a good one. I posted the "I fap to myself"

Photoshop the pics of Clayton and put that bitch back up there.

So you caused it?

WTF??

I didn't see her comment

My other comments --

Boba Fett:

Look at that ****ing face! I just want to freeze it in carbonite and hang it up on the lounge wall on Slave 1.

Skip Towne:

I'd install satellite television for you any day of the week.

Jessica:

What's with all these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank?

I thought about posting some unintelligible gibberish under the moniker 'Smed1065', but I did not have time.

Figured she was a les?

And reported from the attention it received?

Because it was not her.

Crap! GrannieGolfer had some more in store to share.

So, Reaper... if YOU were the "Jessica" I wonder why it got taken down so quickly?

GoChiefs changed the name, I presume the little bitch reported it and had it taken down.

A dream just died.

dammit...

here I am, away from the pc and that bitch locks the page before I could post as hootie. it was going to be classic...
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Purely coincidence, I'd think. Because I have zero reason to lie about me authoring the Jessica comment. I put that up there purely to see if someone would post it back here on CP like "there on to us!"

Ari spied
Clay's dream died

Ari spied
Clay's dream died

Im all for self confidence but damn clay, you are a fluffer.
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Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the **** in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the **** out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.

who screencapped this?

I figured it was someone on here until they took the comments off LMAO

I screencapped the pic on post 2... that is all, though.

With permission....

That was my favorite 90 minutes on Chiefsplanet, EVER.

I had a lot of laughs.

True.

That was even better than tags. We could be verbose and couple it with clever username tricks.

If I had been an evil genius... I would have posted it on Orange Mane at the same time... imagine the extra hilarity that could have brought.

Whoever posted the profile should come forward and receive massive amounts of positive rep.

gullible?

amazing.. im pissed i missed this.

good work with the comments folks, post more if you can remember any

Damn, My little girls birthday party took me away for an hour and I come back to NOTHING.

Oh well, thanks ARI, that was very entertaining.

Yeah
It was great while it lasted.
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OH GOD ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Crap...NO ONE had the page open? I saw this thread earlier and was looking forward to hilarity later. I'm sorely disappointed that it's been taken town. :sulk:

I'm going to need the actual link, because the one in the OP doesn't work for me.

They removed him from their site. I was going to update the comments on here but didn't get it done in time.

:eek:

ROFL ROFL

They did, or he did?

wow

Well I guess he said he didn't even enter himself, so I guess it's just whatever you believe.

This may be the best thing ever.

The best ball busting EVER! I had to tell my wife why I would randomly bust out in laughter during dinner. lol

If he didn't, I wonder who would have. I mean, someone also pointed out this site to a potential date of his not too long ago, too. People have been irritated with him (moreso than usual) lately. Hmmm.

Here is the Google Cache: no comments though. :-(

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

Well, one thing this thread tought me was to turn my head away from the computer while drinking beer and reading comments!

Yeah... I learned nearly the same lesson. I'm glad I wasn't snacking on something... I'm sure with the violent laughter... I could have died.

While some things are deserved, I don't think it makes us any better by relishing in it. Of course, I don't believe in being cruel to someone. Karma can be a bitch.

NOooo. This shall be relished FOREVER!!! Mwha hah aha

I'll cop to the comments from the following people...

jason whitlock, the_real_shaq, nick athan, martha wendler's basement and clayton wendler's sister.

Those comments by you on the site weren't so nice.

where is Claythan? I guess he has tucked tail and ran away tonight? We all know he's not out on a date or anything like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1go0c...eature=related

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It's okay. I'm retracting my previous statement. Anyone as internet famous as him doesn't need people making excuses for him.

Claythan a model?

This thread needs the "Clays gay rainbow party" tag.

that is all

LMAO

Funny thread, sorry I missed it all; Goatboy, a thread all about you and you haven't even posted in it once?

somebody said he's hosting a gay rainbow party or something.

Claythan has had a rough week.

The tags are being held down by Da Man.

I'd feel sorry if it wasn't GoChiefs. LMAO

wow


badasss

Heh. This is so awesome I got a text message about it last night. I'm just sorry I couldn't be near a 'puter until now.

Clay, we need you on this thread Shnuckums.

No doubt...

I don't know if he did this site up himself or if someone from here did it for him, (to him). I would probably vote for the latter. As Luv said earlier, Karma's a bitch and this was his, IMO.
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It looks like I missed the fun, but I did take the opportunity to vote for that guy names "Michael A". That guy really should be a model.

I was sure it was a young Robert DeNiro at first glance.

and we may never know the truth, he certainly will never fess up to being behind the approval in any chisled way, sturdy shape, or sexy form. And I may not ever believe anyone claiming they did it without consent anyway.....

In case you all missed this hilarity...

Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.

If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.

Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself. ROFL



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.:spock:

Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.

:LOL: A couple of hundred pounds.

He's NEVER gonna live that one down....

How embarrassing to be discovered trying to be a gay model.