FYP.

Let me be the first to nominate this thread for the CP HOF.

Poor old Buck is going to mess himself when he wakes up and sees this thread. ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E

So.....

You picked up 2 "chics" at a gay bar.


I'll bet they both had bigger scrotums than you did and said "don't worry Cherry, We'll do all the work".

If you're thinking about leaving the planet forever today because you're butt hurt...don't worry, its just because ALvina was packing in the pants. You took one in the tooter...maybe 2.

Was it called the Peppermint Honcho, by any chance?

yes

yes

I knew you'd be on that like Jimmy James on Lafayette's yogurt thrower. o:-)

This thread is a "FAILED" moment if I've ever read one in Chiefsplanet history.

Its also got at least 2 posts that need submitted into "failed penthouse letters".


buck was gang banged by a couple of tranny's and he thinks the cock sauce on his shirt is barf....

:eek:

you spilled your guts to your mom
after you had 20 drinks and went to a gay bar
you need an appearance as teflon Keating

Um, wow. I think.

Wow.

I got nothin.

Neither did he ROFL

Good work, Buck. Get yourself tested. I think you just caught the gay.

What?

He got a couple of pointers at the gay bar.

Stay off the Tallahachee bridge.

What the hell was I thinking posting on the planet after a night of boozing...

Let me clear this up...

A bunch of people I work with are gay, so they were going to this gay bar, and they invited everyone from work...no harm in that.

We go there, get plastered, then we decide to leave because its too gay for us. We then decide to walk to another bar.

While walking, my girl gets all pissed off, over god knows what and hails a taxi home, I tried to calm her down, but this didn't work. Being drunk, I assumed it was my fault.

The other group of people had kept walking, when one of them puked all over himself. So they stopped and got a taxi...just about the same time I met up with them.

So now its my and my buddy Ed, and he says that our friend Matthew is on the way. I'm super-drunk and sad (you know sad-drunk) at this point, and I didn't want to spend $40 on a taxi to my house, so I called my mom.

While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....

My mom comes and gets me and takes me home, then I just puked all over myself and went to sleep....

What a shitty Halloween.

Happy November everybody.

LOL, classic...your gf got pissed huh?!

You find out why yet?

Oh, and the 2 chicks were like 15 blocks away from the gay bar, they were definitely chicks....

No, and I really don't ****in care to be honest....

I think last night may have ruined things.

Very nice effort at the cover story, Mr. BuckinKaeding.

FAX

Sounds like you haven't been together long anyway, **** it move on, esp since she got pissed for no reason

Why is it that girls are always getting angry when you're bombed out of your gourd? It doesn't seem fair.

FAX

yup, you hit that on the head

If you think this thread is bad, you should see some of the texts I sent and received last night.

I'm betting she got pissed because you ignored her in the gay bar while you were hitting on a couple of other "girls".

It will be okay, I remember when I had my first three beers........good times

lol try 7&7s and long islands

After reading Mr. BuckinKaeding's cover story, the term "Cockamamie" comes to mind.

FAX

You mean Smirnoff, and Fuzzy navels?







J/K

ummm thats not a cover story...thats what happened

Uh - what are you waiting for?

Heh. Well played.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

:shake:

and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, it sucked

I know it's difficult, Mr. BuckinKaeding, but it's time to face it, my friend ...

... you have put the "Cock" in "Cockamamie".

FAX

lol i didn't put my cock in anything last night

LMAO

You sure do get yourself into some strange situations BuckinKaeding.

Was the charlie horse in your ass?

Yeah, Charlie is one of the most popular guys at that bar.

Oh, we believe you..........really. :D

This thread is doing just fine without pics.

Hmmm. I didn't realize that.

Perhaps that wasn't actually even Charlie's horse.

FAX

i'll have some pics within a week or so...

Uh. They have this new thing called digital.

:eek:

no wai...

i have 2 get the pics from other people...including the girl i don't feel like talking too

im really craving KFC u think they r open at 10 am?

My GOWD this thread is freaking hilarious ROFL

Now you're craving a chicken leg, dude. :shake:

Its okay, I found a Chimichanga in the freezer...

Greasy Food FTW!

How about a hotdog or banana, Mr. CravingPhallicfoods?

A bad sign, no doubt, Mr. Bwana. It appears Mr. BuckinKaeding was exposed to a little too much gayism last night while in an alcohol-induced susceptible and fictile psychological state.

This will likely be followed by an irresistible desire for a banana split.

FAX

Wad is wrong with you guys?

Cum on now, no need to poke fun...

Little doubt Mr. FAX and likely a craving for a double helping of polish sausage for mid-afternoon feast.

You really posted.... this????

Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.

Proud to say I had to google it.

You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night.

We have a gay bar in St. Joe called The Shaft.

The owner is a huge Mizzou/Steelers fan. Must have a thing for black and gold.

I thought for sure "boa" was synonymous for "python" but I guess I was wrong.

I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.

OH...It worked out good too.

So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move

Then I let them keep the Boa.

There is nothing wrong with this dude.

I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.

I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.

I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.

Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?

BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car.

Not to mention your "bar of choice" last night.

Word.

Whoa!!! Wait just a ding dang dangly dong minute, here. Mr. BuckinKaeding was wearing a feather boa? In a gay bar?

And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the bundle of sticks hag scene.

FAX

I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?

I was a Pimp.

He said he was dressed as a pimp.

So the boa might fit it. I'm pretty sure I've seen Snoop wearing a boa before, but his was probably mink instead of feathers.

Buckin is quickly moving up my list of most entertaining posters.
Not too long before he rivals Baby Lee and Hamas.

Well done, Buckin'

I was just messin with you dawg. I'm sure you know that now that you're sober.

LMAO LMAO Snap!!!

ROFL LMAO ****ing post of the year.

That's not a Charlie horse, it's a mushroom bruise.

Way to take it like a man.....wait..........

Some good can come of this, if Buckin' just retrieves those pearls of wisdom from his chest hair.

Man I feel like crap right now...what a shitty night.

Santorum?

Thats ****in gross. I never use lube.

Smoke a bowl. It's a surefire hangover cure. Seriously.

I'm considering it...only thing is I dont have any....