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Mr. Plow 09-05-2008 01:15 PM

Fuggin' hurricanes....messin' up my weekends......


THE STATE FAIR in town!!!11!!1! Gonna take all the chitlens to the fair and get me some of dat food dey got. Maybe gets me a fried lizard on a stick. Yee Haw.

Sitting around tonight.....

Saturday....taking the kids to the fair. Then, going to a birthday party for a buddies wife. Then back out to the fair for beer at the Beer Garden. Drunk and naked by 1:30am Sunday.

Sunday....wake up at the butt ass crack of dawn because my kids WON'T LET ME SLEEP IN. Home in time to watch the opening episode of "Dismantling a football team, by Herm Edwards".

Monty 09-05-2008 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 4982518)
Please no pictures. The mental image is enough for me already. I've had to call Dr. Laura and I'm on hold for Dr. Phil.

Good plan, but a good Plan B would be to call Dr. Ruth. :)

Kerberos 09-05-2008 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4982321)
Change of plans. I'll be drinking and jerking off.


Momma brought kid back?

MOhillbilly 09-05-2008 03:19 PM

tonight im gettin drunk and playing madden. tommorow im gettin drunk and cooking with a buddy before the ufc fights. sunday im getting drunk and watching the chiefs game.

Bowser 09-05-2008 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 4982933)
tonight im gettin drunk and playing madden. tommorow im gettin drunk and cooking with a buddy before the ufc fights. sunday im getting drunk and watching the chiefs game.

That's a good plan. You should be good and numb when the Chiefs and Pats kickoff.

bogey 09-05-2008 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 4982933)
tonight im gettin drunk and playing madden. tommorow im gettin drunk and cooking with a buddy before the ufc fights. sunday im getting drunk and watching the chiefs game.

Gettin drunk, cookin with a buddy, watching the Chiefs in Missouri. Love it!

luv 09-05-2008 08:42 PM

Plans for Friday night - Drink beer, post on Planet, and watch...uhhh...the D-backs/Dodgers game on ESPN.

luv 09-05-2008 08:45 PM

D-backs' pitcher not doing so good. 4-0 Dodgers in the bottom of the 2nd.

luv 09-05-2008 09:21 PM

Ex is texting me pics of his scars. I Can't wait to cancel his line.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-05-2008 09:26 PM

Surprisingly enough it looks like I'll be opening the Chiefs season this Sunday watching the game with one of Chiefsplanet's own. jjchieffan is in Seattle on work this week and is staying about 3 miles from my house. Outside of Madmax who introduced me to this board, this will be a first.

BIG K 09-05-2008 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4980278)
Opening weekend! Going anywhere to watch the game? Staying at home? Having people over?

No plans here yet. Go figure. I'd see if anyone from Springfield wanted to meet up to watch the game somewhere, but we know how well that goes over.

Actually, I am attending a wedding on Sat. with my ex-fiance. (We started talking again three months ago) On Sunday, I fully expect to see our beloved Chiefs get sodomized early and often...thats ok though...It is THEM and not me...builds character I hear....

luv 09-06-2008 12:18 AM

What I'm thinking for Saturday....

Laundry, clean bathrooms, and take out trash. Definitely getting my oil changed. Probably won't have time this week before heading to JC, OP, and St Joe next weekend. Go by dad's to finish drinking the beer I left over there last weekend.

Bugeater 09-06-2008 12:26 AM

Damn, working tomorrow is going to suck. I shouldn't have stayed out so late.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-06-2008 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4984400)
What I'm thinking for Saturday....

Laundry, clean bathrooms, and take out trash. Definitely getting my oil changed. Probably won't have time this week before heading to JC, OP, and St Joe next weekend. Go by dad's to finish drinking the beer I left over there last weekend.

I pictured your dad smiling when he read that. Because he drank them Tuesday night.

luv 09-06-2008 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts (Post 4984418)
I pictured your dad smiling when he read that. Because he drank them Tuesday night.

I'm sure my beer is probably gone, but I also had some Smirnoff Ice over there. Pmegranite. Mmmmm...

luv 09-06-2008 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 4984413)
Damn, working tomorrow is going to suck. I shouldn't have stayed out so late.

Working on the weekend?

Bugeater 09-06-2008 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4984423)
Working on the weekend?

Yeah, gotta make up for that non-paid holiday I got on Monday.

luv 09-06-2008 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 4984436)
Yeah, gotta make up for that non-paid holiday I got on Monday.

Ah. I was going to say that you're supposed to work FOR the weekend, not ON the weekend. :p

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 12:48 AM

BTW, I didn't even drink and jerk off tonight. I feel asleep early at like 8 and just woke up. Great Friday night. Taking a ****ing nap.

I did go to Tropic Thunder earlier, though. It was funny.

Fire Me Boy! 09-06-2008 08:53 AM

I was at work until roughly 4 a.m. with Tropical Storm Hanna coverage. Got up around 8 a.m. to help update the site with cleanup efforts. Just finished up with the updates... my wife wants to watch Star Trek II.

Hammock Parties 09-06-2008 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 4984792)
my wife wants to watch Star Trek II.

How much to clone her?

Smed1065 09-06-2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4984796)
How much to clone her?

I bet she would still say NO WAY..


Sorry.

Fairplay 09-06-2008 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4984453)
BTW, I didn't even drink and jerk off tonight.

I did go to Tropic Thunder earlier, though. It was funny. And seeing Ben Stiller in it made me want to jerk off right then and there..



FYP

Smed1065 09-06-2008 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4984796)
How much to clone her?

Wow, not meant to be

She got or her child? and bitched......

Will be good hook up... please get a vasectomy....

KCKID58 09-06-2008 09:29 AM

Nothing planned but hanging with my buds here watching the game. Make the trip to Richmond and come on over to watch with us. beer, wings, and Chiefs football, maybe shoot a little pool......Can't go wrong with that..

Fairplay 09-06-2008 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 4984400)
What I'm thinking for Saturday....

Laundry, clean bathrooms, and take out trash. Definitely getting my oil changed. Probably won't have time this week before heading to JC, OP, and St Joe next weekend. Go by dad's to finish drinking the beer I left over there last weekend.



Those plans suck.

luv 09-06-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 4984873)
Those plans suck.

Why do think I come here? This is where the excitement's at.

Fire Me Boy! 09-06-2008 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4984796)
How much to clone her?

You can't afford it.

banyon 09-06-2008 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by phisherman (Post 4981540)
i agree, drunk drivers shouldn't be on the road, but don't you think it infringes on the rights of, well, pretty much everyone when the police back up traffic for miles and test everyone?

i know i'm not an expert on it, but when i look at the numbers of DUI's being handed out, i start to think that saturation patrols are the answer, not checkpoints.

can't help it, but it kind of irritates me when i see 30-40 cops, all being paid massive OT, to stage a 4-5 hour checkpoint and they'll get 2-3 people.

sorry, but thousands of dollars aren't worth it to get another couple hundred bucks in the municipal coffers.

I will wager that the drunks in Dodge City aren't really as crafty as in KC. Our cost-benefit effectiveness here is probably atypical.

When I was in Lawrence, I didn't know anyone who rolled around in their auto drinking a case of beer or tequila from their back seat, here, it's standard.


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