You've obviously never seen "American Pie"?

Classic movie of it's time.

during chiefs games. i'm into sado-masochism

My favorite way, is grinding it with glowstick juice in the dark...

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Moved beyond Cheetos, eh? You better than us?

That clinches it! HOC!

26 years-- after 20 they learn from the master, err, mastur.

Donger was right: the poll is incomplete.

The ballot for "Yes, I'm married, and I'm a sick pervert" is not included.

My girlfriend has been in China since May 23rd. She gets back this Saturday finally!!! But yeah usually I only do it like once every two weeks while she's around but while she's been gone wtf do you expect me to do?

I'd rather not.

SINNERS!!11! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!1!1!ONE!

ROFL

for OSU fans

It takes "special pipe" to handle semen? Thats a new one. I need to call a plumber to see if the pipes in my house are rated properly.

Jerking it is gay. It is for Homos. Queers. Butt Bandits. Anal Goblins. Pillow Biters. If you touch your wang and it becomes erect, then that is a sexual movement and makes you gay. You are indeed male, so if you stroke you own penis and it becomes erect and the mighty rod pukes..you are a homo. Of course while pissing while the wang is flaccid is a non-sexual action and therefore not gay. I have never beat off in my life, besides my grandma told me it'd make me go blind. You all are a bunch of homos

LMAO LMAO LMAO

enough of the seed spilling
CLOSE DOWN THIS thread
BWILLIE007 lied kittens died

LMAO:LOL:

There are other ways to masturbate my friends. Like the guy with the picnic table on his deck, or the guy that liked cars a little to much. These are all options that are not gay. And you can always try this as well

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Remember, don't be gay. Use a fake vagina. I hope I have helped many of you who are confused with your sexuality.

Usually 2-3 times a week. I haven't done it in about 3 months. My new GF is also a nympho...

I think you need to start a poll and find out how many times a day women do the same.

I only MAN-UP on days ending with Y ....

It would need to be on a weekly or monthly basis, not daily.

brilliant:clap:

where is the hourly option?

NOW I know why nObama does the fist touch greeting.

I think I'm done shaking hands too.

why?

I don't believe it at all. What, with all of your posts in the adult website thread in MediaCenter.

Be a man and man up, brah.

Well before I had a girlfriend, I only did like 4 to 7 times a week.

Then I got a girlfriend and it was down to 1 to 2 times a week.

Then I broke up with her and now its up to like 10 a week.

Me too!! LOL!!

*AP, F*P, FA*

seriously, six times a day? SIX TIMES?

Some of you need a new hobby.


Never sharing from a communitiy chip bag or popcorn bowl again.


Pardon me if I don't shake hands.

I meant to ask earlier, but does the "jerk" have to include ejaculation?

Please note my signature. This has been in place on my account for awhile.

I imagine those folks buy lotion and tissue in bulk at Sam's Club.... :shake:

Frankly, I suspect they are lying.... :rolleyes:

Oh. I cannot remember whether or not I voted in your poll, but that would definitely have impact on my answer now.

I think Simply Gay may have a problem.