I can't believe no one has answered this one yet.

Here's a clue to the poster involved with the incident:

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...jacket-901.jpg

That would be frazod, right?

Let me thought out there 'gochiefs' as the answer for who drove around the block time and time again while gather courage to meet a girl at a party. That HAS to be coming up.

I've known the answer so far to every question posed. But alas unable to answer. :(

You don't appear to be eligible to answer. You'd better read the rules as to not incur the wrath of Iowanian.

Just delete about 12,500 of your posts and you'll be golden.:D

Considering I didn't actually answer anything, I think I'm ok. ;-)

The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan... The funny thing about it, was that it was created by him to iggy posters he felt not on his level... But he was filled with such dumbassery... Everybody wanted to be iggy'ed (that a real word?) by him anyway...

And how bout Titus and John as his "rivals"??

Damn... this has the potential to be one of the best threads ever. I'll be back to read from the start later. Nice idea.

I was gone for 5 months with a broken computer. So you're telling me all this stuff happened in that span? :spock:

This is not accurate.

Great thread idea Iowanian.

+1 shootr for getting the rival poster(packfan) and his real name.

Yourself and kcking are close enough to get the explanation and story correction, but not enough to get the point.


Packfan fancied himself a real lombardi. He believed all Chief fans to be complete morAns and was known for suggesting the Chiefs were idiots for every FA signing or trade "Guys like Marcus Allen are available for free every day and the Chiefs traded a pick" would be a typical answer. He was the "newman" to KCTITUS and DARTGOD's Sienfeld. MarkM also had a pretty notorius fued, which escalated when packfan said markslim was a d umbass and never attended a game in Greenbay. He was often proven wrong by the planet archivist....Kctitus(who doesn't post here NEARLY OFTEN ENOUGH...NOR DOES HIS BROTHER)....a quote never escapes that guy when you're wrong.

Anyway....He placed Titus and Dartgod on his "all idiot team"......

Where you're wrong.

Mi_Chiefs_fan and I believe MarkM created the "all idiot team" in which it was essentially mocking packfan, and an honor to be selected. positions were given, and writeups written regarding the abilities each poster would bring to the cyber-Gridiron based off of their posting styles and previous revelations. While packfan mentioned the all-idiot team...its true planet Lore can be found in threads of those mentioned above.

The top part isn't quite right.....

kcking +1 point for correctly labeling Titus and JOhn among his rivals. dartgod is also an acceptable answer.


The identity of Maytag Murder is still in play.

Who was "thefly" what did the poster become and what was the End of the story?

I happen to have been honored by being called a "Idiot" by Packfan also honored to be the Waterboy on the All Idiots Team. :thumb:

Congratulations Bobby Bouchalanm!


The next item will be

Which player's mother posted here for a while?

This may be going too far back, but does anyone remember why did RJ get banned from the KC Star Board? I always found that humorous.

I admit, I'm stumpified on that one.

Going back to the Star days....I'd throw up "the mike keck incident" as a test question.
Which Chiefsplanet icon's ass was he going to kick at the airport?

Too far back for me. But, If it's the RJ I think you're talking about, it probably wasn't for posting nudie pics.

Would this have something to do with Mike Petersen?

Bwana says to hide a large metal object in the pile of leaves. Engine block, maybe?

That was a good story, but not as good as the bird-bombs against the meth-monkeys, and Jettio's resulting melt-down.

+1 Cankerskull.


Mike Pederson is the original "rich scanlon" and was followed by 'dan morgan'.

Mick Keck was a poster on the star......I'll fill in the story but would like to see other views first.

Now I'm flooded with ideas. Good threads.

It's probably too far back to be anywhere but a Chiefsplanet cuneiform tablet, but it was part of the issues that led to the creation of Chiefsplanet. The mods over there were deleting threads and suspending people for some rather perplexing reasons, and RJ made some post where he used an innocuous Spanish term. I don't remember what it was, something like huevos rancheros or hasta la vista or something. He was promptly suspended for something like "racist demagoguery" or something.

This thread is going to be pure gold.

Oh, here's a good one for the lurkers. What people have held the "most cumulative posts" position since the founding of the planet?

What question about the offense was posed to packfan that embarrassed him to the point he went on a rampage that led to the eventual creation of the all idiots team?

I can't believe I missed that particular Addition, as it is definitely a planet folklore question anytime someone questions football knowledge of an old timer.


Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

3. What gochiefs admitted concerning a pubic restroom and his given name after that. Bonus points for listing 4 of his other handles

4. Thefly....who did it become, the story and the grand finale

Iowanian,

This thread is pure chiefs-planet-spelling-genious.

How about a bonus point if someone can name the gaffe, or goof, that pacfan made related to his understanding of football. We tortured him with it forever in the following manner:

Packfan: "Typical chiefs fans, another bad signing..."

Us: "Coming from the guy who didn't even know _____________ , that's hilarious...."


(i only vaguely remember the mistake, but I'm sure someone remembers the exact details)

New:

What significance is the # 37 on Chiefsplanet?



KCTitus indeed DID pose a question of football knowledge on Packfan(who said Priest Holmes sucked and prefered Donnell Bennet). Given the comments of Logical and the Can that talks.....What was this question. This important answer shall be worthy of 2!!!! points.(3 if you tell about yourself, lurker)

omg!!


you beat me to it.....ROFL

just to suggest some further avenues of questioning:

denise - gannon - website

Excellent suggestion.

Which NFL player was stalked by memyselfI(sofisty/dense) and her website? Which team does this supposed Chiefs fan also claim to like?

Bonus Points.
Name the infamous parody site, and her response to the site.

How did "anti-freeze" become a common lexicon on CP?

Great thread. It could go on for awhile.

How many times has skiptowne's house burned?
What is his profession?



What is the significance of "classless and deranged"?

I have only known about half the answers! Awesome thread!:thumb:

and name the poster responsible for the site

Awesome ****ing thread!

37 was Joe Delaney's number. 37Forever was created in his memory. 37Forever helped provide swimming lessons for kids.

Rich Gannon

Titus and Luzap were the first two members of the All-Idiot Team. I was added shortly after he accused me of lying about meeting several members of the planet at a Chiefs tailgate.

MeMyselfI

yes

but I'm referring to the parody site

KCGannonstalker.com

Very few people know who did that. I happen to be one of them.

i was just looking for the poster's planet name....I don't actually know who it was...

I'm not telling...

i can't give you points, but yes again

a trip down memory lane...

I miss the good ole days when a lurker was drawn out and we beat his skull in !

But this is fun too.

Me either.

Unless somebody slips me $100.

This is more fun.

Was that one of the helpful hints given when QuickSurfer's cat went missing?

A poster once blamed a run of dumbassery on a strange form of intoxication. Who was it and what was the intoxicant?

I'll do it for $95 :D

Ill-Logical mused way back in 2005 that more people than not amongst planet verterans knew who he was. Guess I'm one out of the loop coot.

+4 shootr.

Credit for 37forever, which originated from a thread by a poster named Adam Jassey from the star. that conversation came here with the new board, and became the 37forever foundation. that group, composed mostly of members of this board began fund raising and was successful in providing swimming lessons to several kids in Missouri and Louisiana(Delaney's home turf). The group also lobbied for 37 to be in the ring of fame, successfully, and was part of a nice article in Sports Illustrated about Delaney.

Also credited with dense's favorite team, the raiders, where she indeed had an online stalker's shrine to Rich Gannon. KCGannonstalker.com was created by an unnamed, but known to many, member of the board. She threatened legal action for the site to be removed, not an unique action to that poster.


I think the commentary of those posters involved or with better recollections of these events can only improve the thread. Bring it strong!

The Skinsbra effect.

Describe skinsbra, who the character copied, famous punchline.

Antifreeze was already part of the lexicon prior to that event...which in and of itself deserves to be a lesson on this unit. You're warm, but not getting a point.

ROFL ROFL - Iranian spring brake!!

Hey can non lurkers play to?

not if they have deleted a post in this thread........

I wrote an answer but it was probably wrong any way. :)

This one should be easy lurkers, 'cause it wasn't that long ago.
Hintage: Morning of the 2005 opener with the Jets...

How did GoCHiefs first get baned

3...This must be where meatpeeker comes from. I never heard the full story. Goatse is one handle.

A question for old time lurkers:

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

mmaddog
*******

Another gem of the old years:

1) He was the most annoying Cowboys fan to ever grace either the Star or CP board. He was constantly a whipping boy for Titus for saying one thing and then something else later.

Who was he?

mmaddog
*******

For bonus points I grew up in southern cali. I spent my freshman year of H.S. in Japan. I went to the same college Herm ****ing Edwards went to. I lived in the Wichita area until 3 years ago when I moved to a very desolate place in SW Oklahoma. Bonus info...while in Japan, I atttempted to climb Mt. Fuji. That is all.

+1 snafu...meatpeeker
+1 snafu, 3 lines about self

Gochiefs, draven, goatse among others, posted a thread about an experience in a public restroom. During this encounter, he expressed joy and satisfaction to have looked at the Wedding tackle of the man urinating next to him, who was apparently a black dude, and hung like a donkey show main event. During that thread of hilarity and bashing that followed...I indeed labeled him "meatpeeker"

Good questions mmaddog. I admit, I can't recall the name of this poster, but I remember the gist.


Many of you know that our good friend with excellent penmanship, and contributor to kcchiefsdotcom, IdahoJim posts here.

Next question.
Another KC reporter posts on Chiefsplanet, and has lifted terms coined here for his column. Who is that reporter, and what 2 usernames has he posted here under?

1.T
2.SW

That wasn't lurkers, that was n00bs.

Now I remember.


I also remember the cowboy fan.

Jason Whitlock. I know one username is Jwhit. Is the other WhitiE?

That was a hint since I'm not eligible for points. But unless you've been around long enough you wouldn't get it anyway.

+1 snafu

The other UN was bigsexy.

That would be whitlock. TrINT would be one of the terms. I believe one name he used was big sexy, but I'm not sure.

Don't forget my bonus points, sir. I am in it to win it. :D

If some of the monday lurkers don't get

1. the appliance assasination
2. the mike keck incident
3. thefly became another poster, who had an explosive demise...
4.Skinsbra....

I might be forced to unholster my cap pistols.

This is a good question. I know the answer. I wonder if Iowanian does, let alone a lurker.

I have been trying to recall the Mike Keck thing, I think he was the guy who was wanting to meet people to fight them. I believe he was a fan of another team, but I can't remember what team.