I would have just bought some doggy Depends and screw puttin in the door.

ROFL I needed this thread today.

Erm.... the fence?

I appreciate it! But alas.... this needs to be installed tonight so unless you live in Wichita, it won't work.

Really though... MANY thanks for the offer.

LMFAO

Yeah.... the dog.

I'll take a look... thanks!

Well... I'm not really into changing a dog's diaper, but if you are... then more power to you. :p

That ramp is better than I could do. I would have gotten a couple of buckets of dirt and made a little doggy hill.

Glad I could be of service to you. :D

Thanks Skip!

now approaching the mythical 100 post count - whoda thunk it?

I'm thinking a small roof, a la some of the beautiful covered bridges in the northeast (and Quebec) in case it is raining and she can stay dry under the roof and just sh1t down the ramp?

Damn man people are really ripping into you for this!? While I wouldn’t put that in front of my house I’ve got to give you props for two things. First for actually trying to build something. Second for posting pictures of it here, takes some guts.

LOL

Its in the back of the house in a fenced in yard.... not a soul aside from people we invite into the back yard can see it. :D

I am actually surprised myself.... I did not think this thread would garner this much attention.

I don't think anyone is ripping him...we are just having a few laughs and some fun - I am sure he is man enuff to take it - he seems to be so far....

Ouch.

I saw a Camaro a few weeks ago that had huge rear and tiny front tires, and a paint job with flames. I looked at it and said to myself, "I haven't seen on of those since I lived in KC." As it passed me, I looked at the license plate and started laughing hysterically.

Meh.... I can take it.

Being laughed with is not a problem.... being laughed at is something completely different. :D

Can't have a thin skin and be a planeteer. lol

That reminds me of my 7th grade attempt to build my Evel Knievel ramp. Worked 'til it broke.

Missouri or Kansas plates?

Missouri.

Could have been Ohio.

If it had a SuperCharger coming outta the hood. and MO plates "BLOWN" he's from around St.C.

ROFL

Or Indiana.

Prolly Oklahoma though

Come to think about it though.... I bet it was from Rhode Island.

Bunch a hicks is what they are

Did it have a rear spoiler made of 2X6's?

I think any thread that's not about Chiefs football sounds pretty interesting right now.

I think the fact that this thread is still alive and has so many posts says alot....pr_capone sucks as a carpenter and even if Bob F'n Villa built something and posted a picture of it it would be dissected and roasted by this board.

Good job capone. It was cheap and did the job....add some duct tape to the surface of the ramp for grip and its good to go!

LMAO

I know that drive. The Turnpike is nice though, smooth, and very few cars on it.

I made great time and comepletely bypassed Wichita though. If the traffic has progressed from 20 years ago, I didn't want to go anywhere near the 54 inside of Wichita.

So you are wanting more Cornhusker threads?

Bumping this glorious thread that many missed the first time around.

The weiner dog factory is still open?

I always knew that pr_capone guy liked wieners and tramps.....or was that ramps?

Did you get a lot of participation ribbons in school?

His parents hired the local pilot to fly a banner over his house

:evil:

Ah, the dog ramp. This is a classic.

Why not some doggy steps instead?

Mostly a lurker here, but that made me laugh. We too have a weiner dog named ernie who thinks he is a badass. Would take on a lion any time and not back down. But I digress, the reason I am replying is to tell you our pet door story from hell. About 10 years ago we had a cat named calvin, he was neutered which seemed for some reason to attract male cats by droves. I installed a pet door for him in our new house and thought all was well. One day I came home during the day to get something I forgot and had a strange feeling upon entering our bedroom. After kneeling down and looking under the bed I saw a set of glowing eyes about 4 inches apart accompanied by a growl that made my testicles seek safe harbor.
It was not calvin but a huge black tomcat who had utilized our pet door. I manned up and got some personal protective equipment, namely my housecoat, welding gloves and my wives blanket. (to wrap the bastard in ) I lunged for him and he ripped a hole in my welding gloves and grabbed the belt to my housecoat as he ran by.
I was pissed and now my testicles were back in their rightful place and prepared for battle. He ran to the dining room and leaped out the picture window, only the window was closed and had an inside screen which he ripped for several feet as gravity overcame his escape.
I screamed at him and he took off and ended up, after taking the scenic route through several rooms in the house, in the bathroom. I slammed the door and finally had him !!!
Only, I didnt. I still had to capture my prey. So I took the pet carrier, wifes blanket and beltless housecoat and quickly entered the lions den. I slammed the door behind me in full warrior mode, it was him or me. Suddenly I looked up and that fuc-er was perched on the shower curtian rod, I shit you not. Suddenly my testicles once again ran for cover and i had no idea how to retreat , so, in moment of girls fear or manly rage I threw my wifes blanket at him, screamed and charged. He jumped in the shower and I jumped on him, shower curtian, rod and all.
Finally, I had him somewhere in that melee and I stuffed it all, minus the rod in the pet carrier. I then placed the carrier on the porch and called the city pound.
I then went back to work safe in the thought that the world was safe from that black mountian lion.
When I got home the bastard was sitting across the street staring at me and the carrier was closed on the porch with the blanket and shredded shower curtian neatly folded on top.
There was a note pinned to my mailbox that said, "I dont know if you know it or not but that cat is not nice. Sorry he got loose, the pound".
End of pet door.

LMAO

LMAO

you kidding me? it would have looked like something designed by M.C. Escher.

Sweet ramp, man. I bet your dog gets, like, three feet of air.

weinerdogs for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so why o why did you not nominate this damn thing.

Nice story, Mr. Wizard. And it's even funnier because the cat would've run out the door if you had opened it.

Yeah... I've taken my daschund off some sweet jumps.

Oh, damn. Blast from the past.

Awesome story. Despite the cat being a total a hole, I hope things ended well for it. I'm a cat dude.

You're gonna have to make some improvements before I ever use that ramp. :harumph:

You're gonna have to get some limbs lopped off before you can use that door.

My oldest basset wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. She is blind in one eye.

This :)

But she still manages to carry a 10' pole around?

Nice.

Is that vinyl siding on your trailer house?

Yep.