Just quoting.

Where's that lady that hunts down terrorists from her computer? She could have a nice job here.

I can top this.
Last night we were walking out of the Hollywood Bowl with all the crowds, waiting for the light to change on our way to the remote lot.
These two guys (about 21 years old) walked by a police motorcycle, and one guy looked around adn tried to remove the helmet that was clasped to the handlebar.
He then walked on, cutting into the smaller remote lot.
But then he turned around, came back and actually removed it and started walking away with it, into the lot.
I walked to the intersection and found the police officer (who was a VERY big, buff dude) Told him a kid just swiped his helmet (to his disbelief). Another man and I quickly gave a detailed description of the guy and his friend and pointed the officer in the direction he went.

Considering all cars are stacked in the lot, they had nowhere to go, and only one exit.

Judging by what the guy did and the officer's reaction, I wouldn't want to be that guy when the officer found him.

well put

What a sad and pathetic little man you are fightclub1983.

I hope its full of kiddie porn with a GPS chip, they track you down and you spend the next 10 years wishing for Death by Bunga.

You're a shitbag.

may find yourself weeping face down in the street in your own piss and blood after you get car jacked today.

I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.

Damn I hate Thieves. The guy SHOULD have been able to leave $800 bones on the table for 15 minutes with his stuff, because only a useless scumbag would steal it.

Maybe a tribe of bull queers will push you down and use your ass for a weiner garage.

I do hope a mod busts out your personal info, and hell rages on your credit.

I hope Karma comes knockin' on the doors of ANY of you who would have condoned the same.


Its really too bad someone didn't see you and beat you with coffee mugs.

Relax though......The Police are probably IDing you on the surveylance video right now anyway.

Enjoy prison.

Don't blame all San Diegans for this jackass. He is a pathetic piece of shit if you ask me.

that is fuckED UP! I hate fucking thieves who steal other people's $hit because they're too much of a loser to afford things theirselves....yes if you sense bitterness from me, I've been robbed before and it pissed me off, at least insurance got back most of my stuff with a $500 deductible. But man that is wrong...wow and to advertise something you stole on a message board, a laptop would probably be at least a $1,000 so is that any kind of grand theft? I wouldn't be surprised, the thing that bothers me the most is that you're proud of it. It would be one thing saying "I was drunk or on drugs and stole something...I feel awful what should I do...blah blah blah" but you are a POS IMO

Gotta love the idea.

I hope to God he reads this site and finds you somehow and kicks the ever loving shit out of you.

1. Why would you brag about something like that?
2. Why would you post it on the internet?
3. You're a ****ing dumbass and should get his ass kicked.

Threads like this piss me off. I hope I see you someday so I can slap the shit out of you because you deserve.

****in prick. People like you piss me off.

If anyone wants to turn the ownership of the cafe on to this thread, phone number of Paradise Cafe in San Diego is: (619) 239-0304.

Also, this might be a good place to post a link to the thread:
http://www.sdcrimestoppers.com/

HE DIDNT LEAVE IT FOR YOU TO TAKE YOU ****IN PIECE OF SHIT.

Seriously are you that ****ing reeruned? It's not like theres a sign that said, "Hey free laptop if I'm gone for 15min taking a phone call."

ROFL

How to win friends and influence posters.

I have to believe this is a spoof. But, if it's not, the ethers have a way of taking care of people like this. I'm thinking blistering, oozing, sores in the penile area may not be far off for this guy.

FAX

fightclub1983 thats low what you did. I think others have emphasized that well enough.

Now for the good news. You can redeem yourself by giving the computer back to who owns it. Im sure you can find out who owned it by whats in his laptop, right?

Turn it in to him. Even if you mail it anonymously. You will feel better about yourself. Also, life has a funny way of getting back at you for doing things like that. Might as well get in good graces ahead of time.

Somebody should Digg this thread.

He should be tied down and forced to get a root canal. I hear they're horribly painful.

Good idea. This piece of shit needs to go down. The fact that he comes on here and brags about it just proves he's a ****in dumbass. I hope this lil fugger get's caught.

Absolutely not. Of course, around here, most of the people are really good.

It's unfortunate your opinion of yourself isn't higher. We all have the luxury of deciding how we carry ourselves. To make the decision to carry yourself this way says a lot about where you are in life.

I know you will pay for your mistake. A person who does things this way has little self esteam. Life is many times more difficult for those that have to know in thier heart that they dont stack up to those around them.

The argument that he deserved it is foolish. He will go to bed regretting losing his computer. But he will wake up tomorrow a better man than the one who stole it.

Best of luck to you buddy.

Pay attention, because this doesn't happen that often.

nice post, and I completely agree.

I hope the sandy eggo douchebag, is farting man yogurt for his first month in prison. Hopefully the laptop is worth enough to make it a felony.

This guy's gonna get neg repped into the stone age.

This scrote must either be originally from Oakland or Liverpool, England.

His biography says: Just got out of college into the real world....BS on you went to college...You're too stupid to have gone to college....If you really did this, it will eat at you for the rest of your life!!

With any luck, the guy had LoJacked his laptop (I know mine have it).

There could be cops en route to his location as we type.

****ing thieves.

I doubt this little wanker stole anything. I bet he made the story up. He is probably just the San Diego version of Goatcheese looking for attention. If he did steal it, he has a golden opportunity to actually become a man and return it.

I don't think he did it. If he were so proud of his theft to start a thread, he would have posted the specs that GoChiefs asked for.

That being said, if he did steal it, He R Dumb.

Hey...I've got it. He should take a picture of himself holding the laptop...out in front of his house...or by his mail box...and post it here on the CP...to prove to us he's not just a pathetic attention whore!

That would remind me of the John Matrix thread. actually, this reminds me of that John Matrix thread. all he has to do is post a pic of himself smiling with that stolen laptop.

LMAO at this thread.

when did all of you lose your sense of humor

This chump doesn't have the balls to do something like this.
Everyone should quit giving him the attention he's wanting.

**** YOU... I've had my laptop stolen before... As a college kid, the last thing I had was another 800 bucks to get a new laptop.... You are truly pathetic.... Have you ever thought that maybe you should work hard and try to buy your own laptop with your own money?

You should bring the computer back to where you stole it and just admit it.... turning yourself in now would really save you big time in the long run.

Age 18, I probably would have thought about ganking it... age 19 or above, and I would have thought better.

FightClub1983, I assume you are 23-24 years old. You should know better.

Please do us the favor... when karma comes around and ****s you in the ass with something shitty out of the blue, please come and post that as well.

I can't believe I have read through 8 pages of this thread for this guy to tell us it was all an ill advised joke. He hasn't yet. So he must be a true low life if he actually did this and is proud of it.

This is a very sad thread. I'll no longer associate with this fool.

You are a lowlife. So I suppose if somebody leaves their motorcycle parked it's ok to load it up in your truck and steal it too? I hope you get hit by a bus assclown. Stealing from corporations is one thing, stealing from an individual much worse. If somebody stole my 800 laptop I'd be screwed. If it was me, and I found out you stole my laptop. I wouldn't even ask for it back, I would just **** your car up so bad that it would be beyond driveable. Repeatedly again and again.

Maybe someday you'll know what it's like to go through not having to steal and actually need a laptop for something besides porn and torrents.

You probably just screwed an honest, hard working man over for work the next couple weeks.

Douche bag

I hope this is a joke, but sadly, even if it is - there are people out there that would and have done this (or worse) to others.

I know we all know this, but it's still just, well, reality.

I would say it depends, at this point in time in my life? naw, i wouldnt. WHen i was younger, and i was really poor, i wouldnt have even thought twice about it. I did worse things back then in order to help my sisters get by so they wouldnt have to go through what i went through. I dont regret it 1 bit. i would do it again if i was in the same situation. I would even go to jail to help them anyway i could.

Just depends on the situtation i was in.

AHA!! The Paradise Cafe DID have surveillance cameras after all!
http://www.bullguard.com/about/movies/badkarma.aspx

There's only one really decent solution to this, my law-abiding, moral friends. Mr. fightclub1983 needs to fork over the laptop so we can replace the server with it.

FAX

I shorted the toll booth at the lake last weekend. One dollar.

The toll is 2.50, I was thinking 1.50, spaced out I handed the operator two bucks and got fifty cents back. I noticed the toll fare as I pulled away and realized quickly what I did.

I told my family to hold on and turned onto a side street to turn around and went back to give them the extra dollar.

The sad thing is, the operators were shocked that I returned, the world should be better than this. It isn't so hard to do the right thing, and if more people did it, there would be far fewer problems in the world.

Thanks. I made a call. Oh, and once again, I request that this douchebag become a Raider fan.

I can see this, Mr. kcxiv. Sort of.

Years ago, I went through a period when I had little or no money. It was very difficult. But, I never stole. However, I can truthfully say that, if it came down to the survival of my family and I had no other options, I think I would do so.

I see this knucklehead as sort of a "puter looting dude". If he did it, he did it for no reason other than greed and the opportunity was there so he took it. If his story is true, his Chakras are screwed up worse than Mr. Redrum_69's mom's labia after a long night in the barn.

FAX

Howzabout we email the url of this thread to the Paradise Cafe?

Go for it

X2

Nice, you sold your dignity and your personal character for $800. I guess if someone gave you $800,000 you'd suck dingdong on camera.

I concur

If we can get a ton of CPers to digg it, it would get popular quickly. The two comments there appear to be from people we don't know.

fightclub1983's profile:

Biography: Came into the world by C-Section birth. Just got out of college into the real world

i'd make like a circus seal

Any mods wanna get in on some reporting to the authorites action?

Just FYI you committed a felony which will prevent you from getting certain jobs and IIRC can prevent you from getting Federal Student Aid....and you will be caught, count on it

Nah...I'm almost sure this guy has to be an asshole baby....

I hope you catch this little wanker in Denver. Maybe you could do the world a favor and beat his little thieving punk ass senseless for 'resisting arrest'. Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass. :mad:

:spock:

I don't think you had to suggest that.

You are a truly twisted man. :shake: LMAO

Sounds like foreplay for both parties.

Ouch. LMAO

I thought we were friends :sulk:

Well, if felchclub1983 were a transvestite, we'd have something.

ROFL

FAX

eh I like dudes not chicks who used to be dudes....

Heh. My friends catch crap from me doubly.

Different meltdown :p

Hopefully not literally ....nobody likes a monkey who throws poo ;)

PBJ

Was looking forward to seeing your response to this crap.

would be rather simple to get this guy busted...I'm sure the victim made a police report and got a case number...in conjunction wiht the IP addy and the info from it ...assuming this asshat posted from an IP addy that was his own

Phone it in Morphius

Sad and pathetic. You're almost perfectly correct AH.

Just one quick modification that I bet you'll agree with: Regardless of whether this POS is a liar or a thief, there no way he's a man. In the world we come from, manhood is an earned position.

someone email the san diego police!!!!

LOL.

I hope he had lojack on it with a gps tracer.

Knock, knock.

To commit this crime then broadcast it here........This should be nominated for a Darwin award. Funny how life always gets us exactly what we deserve. Pawn that shit now dude, you're gonna need the money for commecery.

Future spot on Leno's stupid criminals jokes.